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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛

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i'm aj i'm 24 i'm they i'm alive

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mo♡ @stopitlove.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
SpongeGPT be like "It's not just a boulder — it's a rock"
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night of the living chester @mojochessmaster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
attempt to teach lunar lander about simple machines not going so well
Grey cat observes a rudimentary lever tucked under a carton with a treat hidden under it.The rudimentary lever is depressed, lifting the carton just enough that she can see the treat. She did not even slightly understand.
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i still don't understand freshwater that moves
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
need this shirt that Spritle wears in Speed Racer '08
blue shirt featuring a yellow cartoon chicken holding a spoon and wearing a chef hat and apron that says "EAT WAFFLES"
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
HONDA FIT FEATURED IN COYOTE VS. ACME #HONDAFITMOVIES
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すびかか @suyasuyabi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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OK Glass @ok.glass · 24/08/2026
I also did this a year later with Anywhere Is by Enya and Up The Junction by Squeeze, and I did a better job but this one seemed to make people more upset m.youtube.com/watch?v=013Z...
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ENYA/SQUEEZE - ANYWHERE IS UP THE JUNCTION
YouTube video by OK GLASS
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Uncommon Ephemera @uncommonephemera.org · 12/08/2026
LOST MEDIA PRESERVED at @archive.org: During severe weather in the 80s, NOAA Weather Radio would play these PSAs in between forecasts & warnings. The voiceover guy has the perfect voice to make listeners pay attention. This one discusses being on the road during... uncom.cc/noaaweatherpsas
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Fight Club was reheating Drop Dead Fred's nachos
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
One of those “one weird trick” type ads, and it’s got a picture of a real frog perched inside the mouth of a weathered pig sculpture. And it says, A frog thinks its mom is a piggy.
Piggy mom on frog duty.
Gods creature news dot com. 

(froggy son in piggy situation)
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
alright, no plagiarism this time, ya hear?
a skeptical-looking gray cat sniffs a Splatoon Raiders game cartridge
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OK Glass @ok.glass · 20/07/2026
I'm like 2/3 of the way through this. It's everything I hoped and not at all what I expected. Everyone get on Blippo
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
a four star google maps review of a gamestop by Yail who says "Okay, NOW This GameStop Got Better, They Restock A Golden Freddy Squishmellow And Other Stuff But I Couldn't Get Two Cuz I'm Almost Broke But I Bought The Golden Freddy Squishmellow And It Was Soft And Rare Also!
Your Getting Better!!"
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 13/07/2026
What to do if you find a baby bunny. Thanks @portmanteauface.bsky.social for the suggestion!
A six-panel comic titled "what to do if you find a wild baby bunny in North America." There's a drawing of a cute baby bunny on a patch of grass with some daisies, and it's saying "You found me. Hello."

A drawing of rabbit nests. The text says "Most North American rabbits don't burrow. The mom rabbit makes a nest on the ground." There's an image of a circle of dried grass against a green lawn, labeled "It's well-hidden under dry grass or leaves." Then there's an image of baby rabbits curled up in fur, labeled "Underneath, the young are in a fur-lined bowl". "Check your lawn before you mow!"

An image of a mom rabbit nursing her tiny young who are crawling out of the nest against green grass and daisies. Text says "If you find a nest and don't see the mom, don't worry. She only visits for a few minutes every day to nurse." The mom says "Dinner is served." Text at the bottom says "Leave the nest alone and be sure to keep dogs and cats away."

An image of the top of the nest against green grass with a tic tac toe pattern of dried grass on it. Text says "If you think the babies have been orphaned, do this test: Use sticks or long grass to make a Tic Tac Toe pattern on the nest. Come back after at least 18 hours. If the pattern hasn't been disturbed, contact a wildlife rehabilitator."

An image of a small baby bunny sitting on some green grass. Text says "A baby bun leaves the nest in 3-4 weeks. If you find a bun on its own that looks like this, ears stick up, open eyes, 4-5 inch (10-13 cm) long, hops well, furred, uninjured, then it's just fine. Don't kidnap it!"

A cute bunny is jumping over green grass, and another is sitting up and saying "Thank you for bunderstanding." Text says "If not, or if a bun was touched by a cat, contact a wildlife rehabilitator. These are just the bun basics. For more detailed advice, consult your local wildlife rescue!"
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
i slept so little last night i just started to call mushrooms "elephants"
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
working with books in a library involves a lot of pulling human & pet hair out from in between pages and underneath stickers. They may not tell you this when they hire you
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かけだしうどん @kakedashiudon.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
ニャギ〜〜〜 📷20260130 #神戸どうぶつ王国 #マヌルネコ
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
i brought my octopus to new york so that it could be friends with @ok.glass 's octopus :) @realityminus3.bsky.social
two small crocheted octopuses with button eyes, one orange and one blue, holding little arms with each other, upon the keys of a piano keyboard
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
NO MORE SAXOPHONES. saxophone privileges revoked
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サメとメンダコ🦈🐙namelessmm2 @namelessmm2.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
ハッピー!カニの日🦀✌️ #かにの日 でした #イラスト #illustration
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
HOW CAN WE MAKE THE CHILDREN WEAR HELMETS ON THEIR DAMNED VELOCIPEDES
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
INCAPABLE OF FALLING ASLEEP BEFORE THE SUN COMES UP EVEN WHEN I TRY AWARD
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Stickyfrogs @stickyfrogs.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Jens and Round Frog discuss Who Is Tastier!
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
my goat is from a smoke- and pet-free home
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
trying 20 times to slide the switch 1 joycons back onto the rails whilst actively falling asleep >>>>>
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かけだしうどん @kakedashiudon.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
ミナミコ好きのみんなー! オラに元気を分けてくれーーー! 📷20260222 #伊豆アニマルキングダム #ミナミコアリクイ
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OK Glass @ok.glass · 09/06/2026
Pikuniku is short and completely charming at every second. It's also 2 dollars right now. Go play it www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
nintendo.com
Pikuniku for Nintendo Switch - Nintendo Official Site
Buy Pikuniku and shop other great Nintendo products online at the official Nintendo Store.
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
just sat down and read a whole book in like an hour. graphic novel, but still. no idea when the last time i did that was, if ever
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
leaving a negative review for the antique store because the Baby Yoda plushes really broke my immersion
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
was essentially awake for 24 hours yesterday. finally got to sleep last night. dreamed about waking up at 9 PM and thinking it was 9 AM. Actually woke up 5 minutes before i was supposed to BE AT work, to my alarm going off but NOT MAKING ANY SOUND
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Badlands Dwellers @badlands-dwellers.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Shuckle #shuckle #bug #pokemongold #johto #pokemon
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serpy @dogmouthed.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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audio 🎁 @petzcatz2.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
GUESS WHAT! my mewgenics cat miniboss stickers are available to purchase NOW on ACGGOODS!!!!! link is in the replies! your support means the world to me :)
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ely 🍔🍮🥞 @flamingolegs.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
print make
some linoleum prints on a rack featuring pinocchio and his buddy lucignolo (lampwick) turned into donkeys and embracing each other and weeping. colors are the white of the paper, pink and blackthe linoleum matrix inked with black (for the lineart of the piece) and the sealed cardboard matrix inked with pink (for the solid colors). you can see the ink colors laid out on the board and they're being applied with paint rollers. it was my first time trying the sealed cardboard and it was cool for this because you pull away each layer, leaving some fibers behind that give a kind of cloudy effect to the removed bits when inked. additionally you can see all the different ink pots in the backgroundcloseup of the pinocchio print from the drying rack it's a bit of a blurry picture sorry. the lineart was a bit misaligned with the colors but it gave it a cool kinda comic printing error effect
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
photo of tomodachi life screen where teletubby Dipsy is saying "I don't want to see Pinkie Pie ever again."
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
capypentagon
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
i just noticed that tomodachi life LTD updated the image used for the sugar glider pet (fig. 1 & 2), which had previously been erroneously represented by that of a flying squirrel (fig. 3). i even found the original squirrel photo on the internet
figure 1. the updated sugar glider pet and its in-game description, "A pet for a Mii! This nocturnal possum's common name comes from its sweet tooth!"figure 2. a slightly closer look at the updated sugar glider image. it has dark stripes on its face and a long tail with a dark tip.figure 3. an archival screenshot of the old "sugar glider" which was really a flying squirrel. it lacks the dark facial stripes, and its tail is much wider and curled backwards.figure 4. the original flying squirrel photograph, taken by Travis Potter https://www.shutterstock.com/g/Travis+Potter
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
i could hear gray tree frogs (Dryophytes versicolor) trilling all over on our short woods walk, but i didn't expect to see one!!!!!!
a small frog rests on the leaf of a tree with all of its limbs tucked in close to its body. its slightly bumpy skin is pale green in color, with some sparse lighter spots and dark flecks.
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
i made Fluttershy a Considerate Sweetie, but the first thing she ever did was make Pinkie Pie sad by telling her she's boring. she's failed to make friends with Rarity 5 times. i only feed her vegan foods and she's hated everything i've ever given her except for Broccoli, Watermelon and Orange
photo of Tomodachi Life game on nintendo switch showing mii character of Fluttershy from My Little Pony, and her info card which lists her three tolerated foods
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mo charlic. art&songs @charlic.nekoweb.org · 13/05/2026
mind heaven (mo charlic, 2026-05-13) Walk around. read some thoughts. share umbrellas with people for the first time ever
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pikaole @pikaole.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Cock-of-the-rock
There are five male Cock-of-the-rocks and four chicks. The chicks have sparse feathers growing in all directions.

The two with black rims on their crests are Guianan Cock-of-the-rocks, and the three with darker wings are Andean Cock-of-the-rocks.

Their eyes are staring at you.
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
i got dried tofu skins but the price i paid was a car door swinging shut on my elbow joint, causing me to almost pass out on the side of the road for some reason
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Robert Ball @robertball.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Wader
A coloured pencil drawing of a wading bird. I made some of the colouring up and am now living in fear of wading bird experts.
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
in the video game Tomodachi Life Living the Dream, a clown with long green hair says "I think I'm falling in love with Dipsy!" . an apparition of Dipsy, the green teletubby, in this instance wearing a green frog costume, appears to the right.
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
this website would not let me upload all four pictures in one post. i tried like 5 times
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
the giants might be i went and saw
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Stickyfrogs @stickyfrogs.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
There is a Very Special Birthday at the Stickyfrogs house today! Jens is turning 14 years old! 🎉🐸🎈 He celebrated with a Special Birthday Hat and Trevor sang him a Loud Birthday Song! Happy 14th Birthday Jens! 🎉🐸🥳 🐸🎉
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
when i feel my anxiety spike i start saying "i'm scared. i get scared. oh god i'm scared i'm scaaaared" but sometimes i can catch myself and lock in by then going "Relax, I'll handle it." exactly like this. occasionally angry pumpkin follows
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🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛 @softfuzzyman.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
THEY TOOK THE SUNFLOWER SEEDS OUT OF THOMAS EVERYTHING BAGELS. THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE
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OK Glass @ok.glass · 12/04/2026
Time for the birth of terror. Me
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