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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 8h

I would stay on your current path, which I assume is following the gold arrow main quest

Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 8h

The other day my youngest told me when he reads in his head he hears my voice. Good luck to Alvin Sng in his current/future struggles with the Male Loneliness Epidemic.

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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 15h

GOT MY MEDS TODAY the path to recovery begins anew but also that shit was over $200??????

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SAG-AFTRA @sagaftra.org · 06/10/2026

We celebrate Eva Marie Saint, who died today at 102. A #SagAftraMember since 1947, Saint won an Oscar for her film debut in 'On the Waterfront' and starred in 'North by Northwest.' An advocate for organized labor, she leaves an enduring example for generations of union members.

Eva Marie Saint looking into the camera.
Photo credit: Photofest

Marlon Brando and Eva Marie Saint in 'On the Waterfront.'
Photo credit: Columbia Pictures/Photofest © Columbia Pictures

Cary Grant and Eva Marie Saint in 'North by Northwest.' Photo credit: Photofest

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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 18h

Jesus Christ road dogg = fetterman

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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 20h

the Vice President of the United States has gone on record citing this man as one of his biggest intellectual influences if you didn't know this, it's probably because for some reason literally no mainstream political media outlets think it's worth mentioning

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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

DND vs D&D news on the TL giving me whiplash so bad my next cracks back to normal

Screenshot of my Bluesky timeline, with the top post about the D&D team at Wizards of the Coast unionizing, and the next post about the Department of National Defence (DND) continuing to do business with US tech giants.

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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...

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Dungeons & Dragons and Studio X Join United Wizards of the Coast - CWA

Today, October 6, 2026, the designers, artists, writers, producers, and workers behind Dungeons & Dragons, Magic: The Gathering, Duel Masters, D&D Beyond, and countless other games are uniting in soli...

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

“Dental plan. Lisa needs braces.”

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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

There are some fields that study honest to goodness real life eldritch horrors and the scientists in those fields report on these Space Cthulus like they are a neat new type of cat (NOT CRITICISM we are just built different you and I, and your news scares me)

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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I want to stand under this thing as Mario Mario and jump straight up, fist in air, waiting for a little bunny suit to drop

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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Gonna go capture some Americans and exchange them for Potash Trade

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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

India is one of the major cases of democratic backsliding. The Modi government is abusing state power to give itself advantages in elections, purging voter rolls—with a flimsy pretext—in ways that target Indians Modi doesn’t like, in particular Muslims, the minority he’s been violently repressing.

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Meeting an Albertan abroad

Jesse Plemons in that civil war movie saying "what kind of Albertan are you?"

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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 05/10/2026

james bond often privately struggled with feelings of inadequssy

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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I've got to stop seeing that lying trucker's face from the Atlantic article. It's too much, I can't see it again. I've never wanted to punch a face so much and I really can't afford a new phone right now. Just.....just keep that fucking picture away from me please!

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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"I just can't believe that one of the 'Fuck You, I Won't Do What You Tell Me' guys didn't do what we told him."

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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

@anniealtman108.bsky.social It's only a matter of time before your brother goes down, I hope

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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

These kinds of musings would get you knocked out if you said them too loudly in a public place. What a disgusting shit head. Fucking gross. I hope he feels a little too comfortable saying the quiet part out loud in the public square, not just hiding behind his screen.

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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

And just in time for the far-right takeover of their government in a couple years! We have great timing. As a species.

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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Josh..... ? JOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If anyone here lives in the Toronto-St. Paul's riding, our MP @lesliechurch.bsky.social has now officially endorsed Brad Bradford for Mayor. If you would like to tell her how you feel about that, her email is leslie.church@parl.gc.ca! I, for one, am very excited to do so!

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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It's observable fact based on the political positions they hold, Samantha. Read the platforms, maybe. Or don't, your island is shit and you'll keep contributing to it, I'm sure.

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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Ok: you're delusional if you think you have a left wing government in the UK (including centre left). Next time instead of hitting send post you should hit Bin Post or whatever you call it

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Cult MTL @cultmtl.com · 05/10/2026

As Quebec’s election campaign comes to an end, we remind you that our presumptive next premier said the N-word on live TV during a 2022 election debate, and successfully goaded the leader of the province's most progressive party to do the same. #polqc

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The Parti Québécois specializes in ethno-nationalist dog-whistle politics

The Parti Québécois specializes in ethno-nationalist dog-whistle politics and divisive solutions to mythical language problems.

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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Ok, I'm a Canadian. May I call your government fascistic and full of TERFs since I have a government that pays for healthcare? What are you doing, lady???

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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Gonna start using "gonna take you out to lunch" like "meet me at the flagpole" but for adults

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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You should take him to lunch, and beat his ass in front of all the other patrons and staff

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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Oh yeah, my idea is fictional. The prose makes it pretty clear that ChatGPT was the real author of that steaming pile

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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It's a smaller number, but I would argue that the bookmarkers are more concerning

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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

There's honestly probably a better book to be written about two mega millionaires joining forces to "write a book" and the army of staffers who actually write the book.

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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

As a child who hated asking questions, those commercials certainly created quite a few....

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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

There's a Dune MMO???? What the.... I'm gonna play it ......

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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Instantly in love with étatsuniens

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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Downloading something called RuneScape Dragonwilds. RuneScape will heal me. What worked in 2005 can only be even more potent now!

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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Immediately knew what cadence to sing this in

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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Been really in a dark place mentally lately, but at least I also feel like shit physically too

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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

.......... I have this...... it's..... somewhere around here.....

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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

(this isn't serious advice btw. Purely some afternoon Shit posting)

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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I mean you do you, but you should blow some people up once in a while too imo.

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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Chatting while you get POTGs or is it going to be real mature and newslike?

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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

At least with the Yankees there's a chance they'll eat shit! Cheering for the Rays is pretty bleak though...

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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Oh: I really can’t emphasize enough how useful it is to check — literally right now, do it. Likely, it’s peace of mind in a couple of minutes. At worst, you still have time (barely) to remedy it.

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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Remember people, just don't post anything that could, would, or will upset a future, present, or past president in any way. You'll be fine, just don't say or do anything upsetting to anyone who could potentially become president. It's S I M P L E

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Bored JarJar Fartin @soccerdaddy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

They can search your phone at the border! I'm not visiting a country where I need to scrub my social media before entering. A crazy precedent! They don't need to worry if their posts will upset Mark Carney when they come here. I live walking distance from the border, and I will never step foot again

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