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Snowy Vera @snowy.scorpinc.social · 24/04/2025

HEADING TO REPCO TO PICK UP SOME SUPPLIES, PERFORMING AN ART PIECE FOR A FOSSIL FUEL CEO ENTITLED "SUPPRESSING CLIMATE CHANGE".

A Repco online store shopping cart showing an oil filter and a tap and die set.

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Snowy Vera @snowy.scorpinc.social · 04/04/2025

THE PLAN WORKED, I AM THE REAL HOME OWNER!

Settlement Notification: REAL

pexa.admin@pexa.com.au

to me

Our Reference: Vera

Dear Snowy,

The fake notification was sent.

You are the real owner of the property though.

Yours faithfully,

PEXA

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Snowy Vera @snowy.scorpinc.social · 03/04/2025

ME AND SHNACKY'S ADVENTURES IN THE TIME MACHINE GOING BACK TO STOP FRENCH PEOPLE BECOMING LIKE THAT WAS IMMORTALISED IN ART! (I HELPED CARRY HIM TO OUR PULPIT ON TOP OF THE CASTLE). cc/ @shmouflon.scorpinc.social @az.scorpinc.social

A babewyn depicting a panther carrying a smaller panther by the scruff of it's neck (I'm not using the architectural term "grotesque" because of the modern linguistic use of the word which panthers are definitely not) atop a broach on the Château de Pierrefonds.

The text on the photo is shows it's from an account called Awesome Pets (again, panthers are not pets) with the caption "Mama Cat Gargoyle, Cat with a kitten statue on the roof of the castle Château de Pierrefonds, France, built between 1393 - 1407".

Although the image does not depict a gargoyle (no waterspout), I am not a cat (am a panther), and I am not a parent (unless you count to all my wonderful interns) and not female-identifying (for some reason everyone assumes cats are girls, dogs are boys).

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Snowy Vera @snowy.scorpinc.social · 21/01/2025

THERE'S NO PUBLIC HOLIDAY ANYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD TOMORROW!? WISHING I HAD A FUNCTIONING TIME MACHINE SO I COULD GO BACK AND DELAY A FEW EXECUTIONS/ASSASINATIONS BY COLONIAL POWERS TO FILL IN THE CALENDAR.

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Snowy Vera @snowy.scorpinc.social · 15/01/2025

GOOD THING ABOUT THE MODERN GLOBALIST CULTURE IS FINDING NEW PUBLIC HOLIDAYS. ANYWAY I COULDN'T WORK TODAY, JOHN CHILEMBWE DAY IN MALAWI.

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Snowy Vera @snowy.scorpinc.social · 15/01/2025

@nyxvee.bsky.social YOU DO WEB AND BRAND DESIGN? I NEED A NEW WEBSITE TO SELL DROPSHIPPING SERVICES.

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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 10/05/2024

terrible. TERRIBLE.

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Megan @meganandtupes.bsky.social · 12/08/2024

Cool airport crab sculpture

A large blue crab sculpture made of stained glass. About the size of a small sedan

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Snowy Vera @snowy.scorpinc.social · 03/07/2024

THE CHERNOBYL DUGA RADAR STATION WAS NOT DESIGNED TO CAPTURE SIGNALS IDENTIFYING MISSILE LAUNCHES BUT RATHER ANGELS FLYING TO CLOSE TO OUR PLANE, A SOURCE OF ENERGY BEYOND WHAT WE ARE CAPABLE ON EARTH. THE EVENTS OF 1986 WAS A DIVINE RETALIATION.

a long range shot of the Russian Duga radar station near Chernobyl, a series of giant interconnected towers like a net for electromagnetic signals, in the background a smaller version can be seen

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Snowy Vera @snowy.scorpinc.social · 03/06/2024

"HELPING BLIND TAX AUDITORS" HAD SO MUCH SUPPORT BEFORE I STARTED IT, AND NOW PEOPLE ARE ANGRY BECAUSE *THEY* MISINTERPRETED THE LANGUAGE?

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Snowy Vera @snowy.scorpinc.social · 08/05/2024

NO EMAILS IS LIKE NO OUTSTANDING WARRANTS. A PATH TO NO WORRIES.

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Snowy Vera @snowy.scorpinc.social · 26/04/2024

APOLOGIES FOR PROMOTING MYSELF AS A DEMAGOGUE, I NOW REALISE THE CORRECT TERM IS DEMIURGE.

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Snowy Vera @snowy.scorpinc.social · 16/04/2024

I WAS NOT "WATERBOARDING" THAT CORPORATE SPY, THEY WERE DEHYDRATED.

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Snowy Vera @snowy.scorpinc.social · 28/03/2024

THE WORLD IS FULL OF GAZELLE FOR THOSE WITH MOUTHS TO EAT.

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Snowy Vera @snowy.scorpinc.social · 20/03/2024

POST BATTLESTATIONS (MUST HAVE ACCESS TO AN AEGIS OR EQUIVALENT COMBAT SYSTEM TO COUNT).

The camera is looking at the back of a handsome mid-sized cuddly panther sitting at their computer. Their adorable ears and paws are silhouetted against the light of 5 separate monitors all looking in heavy use. One of them is a black and white CCTV monitor watching Serial Experiments Lain, one is a 4k monitor with a code window, one has Obsidian open with a table of data, another shows a Funkwhale playlist of 8-bit Catholic horror music and one is a web browser.
Also on the desk is a collection of books and journals and a bin chicken plush toy looking on in worry.

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Snowy Vera @snowy.scorpinc.social · 04/03/2024

TIRED OF ALL THE MEDIA ATTENTION FOR "EXPLOSIVE DECOMPRESSION" IN SPACE. I'VE BEEN PIONEERING NEW TECHNIQUES IN EXPLOSIVE COMPRESSION FOR YEARS WITH NO ACCOLADES.

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Snowy Vera @snowy.scorpinc.social · 22/01/2024

LOST MY BLACKBERRY, IT HAD REALLY SENTIMENTAL PHOTOS OF MY INTERNS (DEFINITELY NOT INCRIMINATING TAX FRAUD DOCUMENTS). IF YOU SEE IT PLEASE RETURN IT FOR A REWARD (DO NOT SEARCH THE DEVICE).

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Snowy Vera @snowy.scorpinc.social · 14/01/2024

FINANCETIP: YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY THE LUXURY CAR TAX ON VEHICLES THAT YOU STEAL.

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Snowy Vera @snowy.scorpinc.social · 11/01/2024

YOU COULDN'T INVENT THE CAR THESE DAYS. NOT JUST BECAUSE THE IDEA OF TWO MULTI-TONNE PIECES OF METAL PASSING EACH OTHER AT 100KM/HR WITH ONLY A WHITE LINE AND A PROMISE NOT TO CROSS IT IS ABSOLUTELY BONKERS. BUT ALSO BECAUSE THE CAR HAS ALREADY BEEN INVENTED.

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Snowy Vera @snowy.scorpinc.social · 05/01/2024

SORRY, CAN'T COME BACK TO WORK TODAY EITHER. IT'S STILL NEW YEARS PUBLIC HOLIDAY IN GEORGIA, RUSSIA, AND KYRGYZSTAN.

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Molly White @molly.wiki · 01/01/2024

happy new year to all the engineers who have resolved to write more but decided they need to build a blogging platform first

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Snowy Vera @snowy.scorpinc.social · 02/01/2024

HEY EVERYONE, BEEN WORKING ON A NEW O.C. IT'S THIS FUCKED UP RAT CREATURE THAT SHIPS PIRATED MOVIES UP AND DOWN THE RIVER IN EXCHANGE FOR HARD DRUGS.

a black and white picture of a weird cartoon rodent creature with a big smile piloting an old boat. it bears an uncanny resemblance to famous public domain asset Steamboat Willie

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Snowy Vera @snowy.scorpinc.social · 01/01/2024

I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A WONDERFUL 2026, MY BELATED APOLOGIES FOR PRESSING THE WRONG BUTTON ON THE NYE COUNTDOWN. HOPEFULLY WE'LL HAVE THIS TIME JUMP ISSUE RECTIFIED SOON.

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Snowy Vera @snowy.scorpinc.social · 29/12/2023

THE JUDGE IS GOING TO DISMISS THE ORGANISED CRIME CHARGES AGAINST ME, AGREEING WITH ME THAT MY OPERATION ON THE WHOLE WAS VERY DISORGANISED.

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Snowy Vera @snowy.scorpinc.social · 26/12/2023

OH SURE, WHEN CHRISTIANITY CLAIMS AN INFANT IS TENDER AND MILD IT'S FINE, BUTWHEN I DO IT I'M BANNED FROM THE MATERNITY WARD AND HAVE MY BBQ SAUCE CONFISCATED.

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Snowy Vera @snowy.scorpinc.social · 23/12/2023

THIRD WEEK RUNNING THIS TOURING IMPROV GROUP AND I THINK THE PERFORMERS ARE STARTING TO GET SUSPICIOUS THAT OUR "FLASH SKITS" MIGHT BE ACTUAL BANK ROBBERIES.

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Snowy Vera @snowy.scorpinc.social · 18/12/2023

HAVING INTERNS IS SO AMAZING. LIKE CAN YOU BELIEVE THERE'S JUST A LITTLE EMPLOYEE WHO LIVES AT MY WORK? WHO IS FORCED TO LOVE ME?

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Snowy Vera @snowy.scorpinc.social · 13/12/2023

FIRST AND FOREMOST I WANT TO APOLOGISE TO MY FANS, SHAREHOLDERS, AND EVERYONE IN THE EOFY REPORTING SPEEDRUNNING COMMUNITY. MY 100% FULL FINANCIALS [NO FRAUD] WORLD RECORD RUN THIS YEAR HAS RECENTLY BEEN FOUND TO CONTAIN FALSE INFORMATION BY ADJUTICATORS AT THE TAX OFFICE.

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Snowy Vera @snowy.scorpinc.social · 09/12/2023

OOMFIES STREAM المنشد رمزي العك

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Spooky Fish @jnsq.org · 08/12/2023

The code I am trying to modify is very clever (pejorative).

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Snowy Vera @snowy.scorpinc.social · 08/12/2023

SMALL FAUX PAS YESTERDAY; MET WITH OUR TALENT ACQUISITION TEAM TO DISCUSSING POACHING TOP TALENT AT OUR COMPETITORS. WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO TURNED UP IN A PITH HELMET WITH A HUNTING RIFLE.

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Snowy Vera @snowy.scorpinc.social · 06/12/2023

help, how do i turn off caps lock?

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Snowy Vera @snowy.scorpinc.social · 04/12/2023

HEALTH AND SAFETY REGULATIONS REQUIRE OUT-OF-THE-BOX THINKING: IT'S EASY NOT TO STORE HAZARDOUS MATERIALS IN LIVING QUARTERS IF YOU JUST DESIGNATE THE HAZMAT SUITS AS LIVING QUARTERS.

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Snowy Vera @snowy.scorpinc.social · 28/11/2023

Hey Tyler, in your anonymous feedback survey you said you were worried the company lies about everything it does. Why would you write something so hurtful?

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Snowy Vera @snowy.scorpinc.social · 22/11/2023

Most people who actually do have a graveyard or a sub-basement abandoned storage room in their Siberian research facility filled with the remains of their enemies don't usually brag about it.

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Snowy Vera @snowy.scorpinc.social · 21/11/2023

You don't need a pilot's license. What do you think they're going to do, pull you over to check?

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Snowy Vera @snowy.scorpinc.social · 15/11/2023

VILLAIN TIPS: HIRE PUNK HENCHPEOPLE! THEY'RE HAPPY TO WORK FOR PEANUTS (SOMETIMES LITERALLY) IF YOU LET THEM USE SOME OF YOUR UNDERGROUND LAIR LEVELS FOR THEIR BASEMENT SHOWS.

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Snowy Vera @snowy.scorpinc.social · 05/11/2023

Nobody reminded me it was Guy Fawkes Day and it's too late to buy a pallet of fertiliser. 😿

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Snowy Vera @snowy.scorpinc.social · 01/11/2023

Object permanence is for suckers. You will never understand the sheer joy and delight I feel at every moment.

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Snowy Vera @snowy.scorpinc.social · 30/10/2023

Stand amongst the corpses of a trillion dead hard drives, and ask your IT guy if RAID counts as a backup.

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Snowy Vera @snowy.scorpinc.social · 24/10/2023

WAIT *THAT'S* WHAT WORKER OWNERSHIP MEANS? OH GOD I HAVE BEEN A TERRIBLE COMMUNIST BOSS. I PROMISE I WILL IMMEDIATELY UNLOCK ALL THE OFFICE BUILDING DOORS.

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Snowy Vera @snowy.scorpinc.social · 23/10/2023

Major cybersecurity incidents (Okta, MOVEit, Experian, etc) aren't the fault of "accepting the risk" or "move fast and break things" attitudes, the simple truth is CISO's are all genetically predertimined to have massive humiliation fetishes.

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Snowy Vera @snowy.scorpinc.social · 17/10/2023

My housemates are complaining that I use too much tomato sauce but it's the cheapest stand in for blood in the house and I've got a backlog of insurance fraud photography to create.

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Snowy Vera @snowy.scorpinc.social · 15/10/2023

CATS DON'T NORMALLY MEOW UNLESS IT'S TO HUMANS. IT'S KIND OF A STEREOTYPICAL ACCENT THING WE DO BECAUSE WE KNOW IT GETS US FREE TREATS.

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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 07/10/2023

Transphobes who get mad about pronouns are weak. I speak Vietnamese. The pronoun I use for myself and the person I’m talking to or about depends on how old I am, how old they are, whether they’re a relative, whether they’re related to my mom or my dad, gender, and more. There are over 20 of them.

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Snowy Vera @snowy.scorpinc.social · 07/10/2023

My work today feels incredibly Sisyphean (cheating death through hubris).

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