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Christina Uticone

@snowcones.bsky.social
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Regular Human Bartender (She/her)

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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 5h
She made out with Puck.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 6h
Put rotisserie chicken-resistant sheets on the bed before flying out today so when Josh gets back he can sleep … well, fitfully.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 8h
I always stop in Wasilla, too. For Arby’s. Didn’t have one in Fairbanks.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not bringing your laptop on a quick weekend trip to attend a wedding and hike your ass off >>>>>>>>
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One more sleep until the Adirondacks!!! 🍁 🏔️ 🍎
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My best friend got me a Cameo video from that guy for my birthday a couple of years ago. All-time great gift.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
First proper morning walk in MONTHS, Houston is GIVING!!!
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Saturday night I'm staying on the Vermont border and you're damn right I'm getting up early for a solo hike in VT before heading back to Glens Falls for lunch w/ my brother who assures me I'm going to get incredible autumn colors.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Heading to the Adirondacks next weekend - 👀 PEAK LEAF PEEPING SZN 👀 -- so I treated today like a Monday (chores, exercise, work) and now I can take Friday off to go hiking ♥️
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Top Ten Christina Day 🥰
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Had an absolute blast at today's papermaking workshop at the Menil. It was FREE but the artist also holds paid workshops. Will definitely do another.
Homemade paper decorated with dried flowers and cut out paper, drying between two pieces of plastic.A display table at today's papermaking workshop at the Menil with sample paper, books, and aprons.Wet cotton on a papermaking board/screen with cut out paper, dried flowers and seeds, air-drying on a rack in a red frame.Another photo of the papermaking tableau with cut out paper, dried flowers, and seeds.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Some wine just got delivered to my house and that's not really helping me get through Friday afternoon.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
After 17 years in Texas I really just need to remember to stop ordering agua fresca. It is always too sweet and I always wish I'd had a Topo instead.
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 02/10/2026
The Hōlei Sea Arch in Hawai'i Volcanoes National Park has collapsed, according to the National Park Service. It collapsed between September 23rd and September 27th while the park was temporarily closed during the Tropical Storm Nolo.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Joey Tribbiani: Could I BE Wearing Any More Clothes?
ALT: Joey Tribbiani: Could I BE Wearing Any More Clothes?
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😭🥹
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is VERY exciting
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The chicken noodle soup from Sao Lao is so on-point. One order was three full meals for me, and I'm not even sick of it yet. I could eat more!
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am determined to attend one of the Hallmark cons.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i'm sorry i wasn't familiar with greg davies' game, he's quite a delight
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Guys, if you're doing BritBox, "The Cleaner" is SUCH a great show!!! www.imdb.com/title/tt1299...
imdb.com
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Been down in the dumps because Josh is traveling for work for a big long stretch so today I put the sheets on the bed that I love but he hates because he is such a rotisserie chicken in his sleep that they pull off the corner. It's the little things.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s coffee outside weather, Houston.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lol she was referring to Taylor Swift 😭
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My 13 year old niece just used the phrase "pushing 40" on FaceTime with me I AM AGHAST.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy birthday, pal. We miss you so much, every day.
A picture of my late friend Jenna in a wedding dress and veil and me in a bridesmaids dress. We are sitting in a window seat with a brown and white backgammon board between us, mid-game. A photo of my late friend Jenna in her black bridesmaid's dress and me in shorts and a tank top with a backgammon board between us on my wedding day.
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
GIRL DINNER GOALS
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If I use more than three exclamation points in an email it means I hate you.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is such an important thread/perspective. “Fucking face off???” indeed.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare" is the most Guy Ritchie thing I've ever seen in my life, and that's saying something. But it's also somehow just like three other movies I've seen?
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
double-dodgy whew i'm beat
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lmao this administration releasing the DGAs is one of the MOST legal things its done, as it's congressionally mandated every 5 years. but don't worry they were still dodgy about it, delaying the release of the final biden-era report and updating it with plenty of dodgy advice.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Almost grabbed a last-minute flight to Fairbanks today and now I'm really regretting that I didn't. Need a change of scenery. And a sweater.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's bubbles 🥂 and leftovers night because I just cannot with this week.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
💀 RUTABEGA QUEENS 💀
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My "organs and brain seem to be fine"
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this is the best sports commentary i've ever heard in my life, hands down.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
why is it always an italian-american guy from upstate new york?!?!
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dinner is as many meatballs with bread dunked in sauce as possible before passing out cold. (Yes, I made salads, I'm almost 50.)
A baking dish of meatballs in red sauce covered in mozzerella that's been buzzed under the broiler and is all gooey and toasted on top.
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Raffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Huge decision - we will see how this all fairs in the court of appeals.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ok how did I not know this is in Rochester??!!! Next time I go home I’m visiting.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Me + Gavin 4 Ever
A pic of me (blonde, pink flannel) and my friend Gavin (blonde, pink t shirt) on a bus. We are about 13 years old.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s my best friend’s 50th birthday and the photos flying around the group chats are bananas. This is me on a bus during our 8th grade trip to DC.
A 1990 Christina in an oversized sweatshirt with a cross body bag on a tour bus during our 8th grade trip.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fresh sheets Sunday + fancy lotion Sunday = Sunday Optimization
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’ve created a homemade mozz sticks monster (Josh)
Plates of flour, beaten egg, and breading in a dredging station line for mozzarella sticks.Close up of pre-baked, hand/breaded mozz sticks.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pool time! 😂
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Under 100°F? Sunday? Football? That’s chili weather in Houston, baby.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Christina Uticone @snowcones.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This happened to me yesterday and I'm still in shock. I can't even EAT popcorn.
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