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Shawn

@snarkyshawn.bsky.social
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Retired? Podcaster, Pokémon League Champion (Various Regions), part time spandex super hero (🤫), former Certified Drink Wizard They/Them/Any

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is your brain full of mind vampires?
A comic all in red, depicting a man with a cut out of his brain with a vampire skulking inside of it. 
Big text at the top says "is your brain full of mind vampires? you are not alone."
The vampire says "bleh! bleh! I am 2000 years old. Bleh! your only desire now is to find my amulet."
The man says "Dang, gotta find that amulet."

Further text at the bottom says "there is no cure for mind vampires but there is support and management. Know the warning signs, get help early."
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/09/2026
When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music
Depressed kermit the frog costume guy sitting hunched over on a park bench
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Shawn @snarkyshawn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Watching the cancelled Constantine series from 2015 again, first time with my wife, the music was so good and it really bums me out that this show got the ax.
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Matt Ryan as Constantine: Drink Cheers
Alt: Matt Ryan as Constantine doing what he always does after a case
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Celes🏳️‍⚧️⬇️↘️➡️👊 @rowletgameing.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Shawn @snarkyshawn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Wait, why is Anthem on the disc to digital list? I’m so confused. I thought that game is dead?
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Shawn @snarkyshawn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Love being cornered by both my bosses saying that they’re demoting me. Fuck this shit. I’m back to applying like crazy again. At least I have something in the meantime. Why did this have to happen in September of all times??? Fuck the last 12 months. I’m going to go to bed.
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Shawn @snarkyshawn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Truly do not understand why it takes so long to get a password reset link?
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Shawn @snarkyshawn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Truly love being a part of this. Finally getting to live my dream of being a Power Ranger
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Shawn @snarkyshawn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Between my feed being pretty much videos of people/groups asking folks to adopt an animal before the animal gets put down, and all the celeb deaths happening I think I need to not look at socials today. It’s already too much.
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Shawn @snarkyshawn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh fuck, that’s supposed to say Nigel St Nigel. Wtf thumbs? Hit the right buttons next time
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Shawn @snarkyshawn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rest in Peace Niger St Nigel. May the heavens be full of glorious music and not being incarcerated in a blueberry. You will be missed. #TimCurry #Psych
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Tim Curry: This makes me want to weep and then die
Alt: Tim Curry as Nigel St Nigel: This makes me want to weep and then die
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Shawn @snarkyshawn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Who’s ready for the 6 hour version of “Hey Soul Sister” ?
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Shawn @snarkyshawn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Love how this is how I find out that Red Octane is making music games again. Wish I had a more modern console for this. I miss these kinds of games
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Walter (🎃👻 RIP 🪦💀) @nedzeppelin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I wonder if there are anti dolly tweets on twitter. Probably. We should get all those people fired from their jobs for those tweets
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Brandon O’Brien, but wearing a wolf mask @therisingtithes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Folks, I think I found the perfect reaction image.
a screenshot from Kamen Rider Zeztz: a man with blond hair in a purple and red jacket is holding a fishing rod. He says, "Guess I'll keep being cringe."
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Woz @blackwoz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Ladies, this your reminder to be a menace.
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Shawn @snarkyshawn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Welp Zeztz got me sobbing again, so I’m gunna calm myself down by watching Super Samurai.
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Shawn @snarkyshawn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Oh no I just heard someone shouting “Gotcha!!!” Very loudly. I’m going to bed.
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Shawn @snarkyshawn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Welp, just made myself super sad again. Realizing I might not have video of my dog from before she passed. And I’m slowly forgetting what she sounds like. There’s a nonzero chance her barking made it into a podcast so I guess I’m listening to my whole body of work. Gunna go cry now.
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Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Friendly reminder
A woman with tall hair, glasses, and a cigarette holds a paper. A luck cat jumps in the background
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Shawn @snarkyshawn.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It’s funny to me that while my pronouns are important to me, I don’t give enough of a shit at work to deal with using them. Like this job is so meaningless to me I’m not even me. On that note 8hrs of long form improv is exhausting.
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Shawn @snarkyshawn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Oh this is gunna slap hard. And is that a team without Leo? Even better
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Tapping the sign.
A drawing of the Ghostbusters logo with Jared Leto in the place of the ghost reading:

STOP PUTTING JARED LETO IN THINGS!
NOBODY LIKES JARED LETO IN THINGS!
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Shawn @snarkyshawn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Learning that if I even think of watching a downloaded show on D+ and I’m connected to any internet it freaks out and ruins everything. Technology is great. Guess this is what o get for forgetting to turn auto renew off
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Shawn @snarkyshawn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I truly hate how AI forward my boss is, our socials all AI, promo material, “art”, and now we’ve updated the music to include some new AI generated tracks that are so bad yet are literal ear worms. I need to find a new job. Like yesterday.
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Shawn @snarkyshawn.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
There’s many things I wish I didn’t do. Like this post
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Shawn @snarkyshawn.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Was gunna make a whole big thing about not wanting to watch the rest of Warped tonight, but I forgot The Reason. I’m not a perfect person, after all.
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Shawn @snarkyshawn.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Oh, I guess Magnolia Park played early so I missed them. Great. Now I gotta wait until Hoobastank
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Shawn @snarkyshawn.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Only Bowling for Soup would stop mid song for a photo op, not finish the song, dress up as Wheatus and do a cover of Teenage Dirtbag instead.
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Shawn @snarkyshawn.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Crying while ska music is playing is definitely not a conscious choice today, but here we are.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
A Harajuku model in high platforms is crouching, holding a photoshopped pink gun, and staring at the camera w/ a vivid pink and flower cartoon background and a sparkling disco ball.

"Being disliked by a loser is a top tier compliment"
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Shawn @snarkyshawn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It’s always a good sign that Kamen Rider music is making me cry again for no discernible reason.
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Shawn @snarkyshawn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Wait, they fixed the social stuff in Black Flag on the 360? Oh just the whales. Ok. Sure.
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Shawn @snarkyshawn.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Rest now. Damn, another icon gone.
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Shawn @snarkyshawn.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Claws up @corpserevivers.bsky.social
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Shawn @snarkyshawn.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
How could I forget? Happy 20th birthday to probably The TV show that started it all for me. Psych holds such a big spot in my heart even though I discovered the show near the end of the run. It got me through so much and I think I need to start a rewatch. Need some delicious snacks first #Psych
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Psych: Heart Gesture
Alt: Psych: Heart Gesture
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 06/07/2026
An autistic woman’s day working from home was reportedly ruined by your request that she join a video call at short notice, you absolute psychopath.
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Autistic woman asked to “jump on a quick call” suggests you jump off a quick cliff
An autistic woman’s day working from home was reportedly ruined by your request that she join a video call at short notice, you absolute psychopath.  Talia Cohen, 40, was in full goblin mode when you…
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Shawn @snarkyshawn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Just referred to CEO’s as single brain called organisms to my wife and honestly, that fits way better than I initially thought.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 04/07/2026
“An escalator can never break down. It can only become stairs.” - Mitch Hedberg
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Shawn @snarkyshawn.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Did I seriously say fell and not feel? Welp guess I’ll pack it up. I’m heading home.
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Shawn @snarkyshawn.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I fell like if I was in a Ska band I’d be insufferable. And yet today’s mood is brought to you by
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Pokemon rumble spheal casting a spell
The text says
"WOOSH. YOU WILL NOW HAVE A GOOD 2026"
happy new year
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c t @whatulysses.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
can't argue with this.
screenshot from a pop-up window received after downloading Microsoft Office. It features a yellow triangle with an exclamation point and the text, "'Microsoft Teams' is damaged and can't be opened. You should move it to the Trash."
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Tama Hero @tamahero.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Bowen Yang singing the Pokemon Theme Song on stage while a woman dressed as Hilda dances behind him was not on my 30th anniversary bingo card
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dani @chucrukat.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
🌸
Omcr omochiri painted sketch showing pokemon champion Geeta resting on elite four rika's legs while a glimmet hangs out with them :)

Se lo dedico a mi paopao, HOLAAAA ❤️
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Shawn @snarkyshawn.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It’s my birthday weekend!!! 🎉🎊Wooo!! If anyone is feeling generous my Ko-Fi is open. And who knows maybe there’s some good luck in it for you. ko-fi.com/snarkyshawn
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Shawn @snarkyshawn.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It’s a shame I’m only seeing The Proclaimers being referenced when he’s clearly making his way downtown. Excuse me?
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Making My Way Downtown Piano Meme
Alt: Making My Way Downtown Piano Meme
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 12/06/2026
The internet, 2026:
NOTICE: MUST BE CUSTOMER AT ALL TIMES
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Shawn @snarkyshawn.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
As glad as I am that blink-182’s TOYPAJ album is now complete in streaming, it does mean my playlist is no longer 182 songs long. And I’m now having flashbacks of my mom frantically skipping or switching CD’s as the second bonus track (the “joke” song” started playing. 🤣
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Rise and Resist @riseandresist.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
We’ll fly a 12’x18’ distressed American flag upside down on the steps of the New York Public Library to symbolize national distress under Trump’s administration. We call on leaders to impeach, convict, and remove him. We will have signs. Bring tambourines, and energy for the demonstration.
graphic depicts the American flag upside down as a call for distress. Text reads "FLAG DAY, SUNDAY, JUNE 14, 1PM-2PM
STEPS OF THE NYPL (41 St.-5 Ave.)
WE ARE IN A STATE OF EMERGENCY IMPEACH, CONVICT, and REMOVE"
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