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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 14h
This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...
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Dungeons & Dragons and Studio X Join United Wizards of the Coast - CWA
Today, October 6, 2026, the designers, artists, writers, producers, and workers behind Dungeons & Dragons, Magic: The Gathering, Duel Masters, D&D Beyond, and countless other games are uniting in soli...
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Idiot Angel @idiotang3l.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cis allies complete it too, the more evidence they have saying it's important and worth it, the sooner it's covered
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DGKM (☆) @dgkmart.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Raphael drunk in subway (ref: pin.it/2DVP78QOH) #bg3
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I like how varied and brave you are with poses and angles :)
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I got so mad at the amount of youtube ads that I installed the mobile firefox browser and uninstalled the youtube app just so I could have an adblocker on mobile. Now whenever I accidentally open it outside of firefox I'm shocked by the amount of ads that get in the way
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Frankly, asides from pegging him, I'm not actually sure what positions they could achieve with Parsipan carrying Gale anyway? Perhaps I lack imagination but everything I can think of has a much more stable alternative where they're standing/sitting/laying + one must be mindful of Gale's bad knees
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Parsipan is strong enough to carry Gale around, but not tall enough for it to be a sensible choice during sex Gale is not strong enough without outside support, he would probably hurt himself if he tried (Parsipan probably weighs around 40kg?) It's simply not worth the trouble
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月背基地 @morimorikei.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 03/10/2026
FA is being pressured to remove adult content but they're holding the line. It's so important sites like this survive, please check out their post and help if you can
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sceleritas: everything is about harming and dominating others. Except you :) 💕 Raphael: everything is about harming and dominating others. Including you lol idiot Elminster: everything is about helping and protecting others. PLEASE my boy stop casting fireball without checking if it's safe first-,
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have Parsipan, Gale, and Gort all in roughly the same age group, and it's so fun thinking about how wildly different their lives were each year. "Teenage years are always a difficult time to go through" -> sentence with wildly different implications depending on which of them said it
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One of these teens is not like the others...
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thought about drawing a 3 part piece of Parsipan + His Boys in their early teens & made myself laugh bc 1. Bloody edgy shot of Parsipan making a rude gesture at a dying victim 2. Bloody edgy shot of Gort getting beaten up in the HoH 3. Gale, goofy and smiley, showing off a spell to unimpressed peers
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✦ CH1KENG | Comms Open ✦ @ch1keng.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
OKAY I have uploaded it now! I couldn't spend any more time trying to figure out how to convert it for other programs, but I've included instructions on how to do that. Available for download on my site <3 ch1keng.carrd.co
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If anybody who follows me here wants a near-new size S underworks binder lmk. I am happy for it to go to anyone who's willing to pay the shipping cost (from Sydney, Aus). Only worn once for a few hours at a convention. Has not been stretched out in any way, works great, I won't need it again (🥳🧑‍⚕️🔪🎉)
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's a better end than he deserves quite frankly
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Though he does have the hair length to copy her hairstyle...
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sailor Moon would destroy Parsipan with ease, there's no question, he's 100% dead in a pile of dust on the ground
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Tom Holland has shared the butthole suction cup technique he uses to stay sitting stuck to the underside of surfaces like this (Source: tinyurl.com/yb5zxf27)
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If nobody here needs/wants it I guess reddit will be my next stop, I don't want to just throw it out and I don't know how binders fare in the charity shop is-this-item-sellable sorting process here
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"If it works great, why worn only once?" normally a sports bra was enough "What are the measurements/model" www.underworks.com/ultimate-che... "Shipping cost?" auspost.com.au/parcels-mail... select 'overseas' (assuming you're not here too), from postcode 2000 (Sydney), standard, small satchel
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Mens Ultimate Chest Binder Compression Tank
This new tank binder does it all! Two full powerful powernet panels throughout the front provide extra chest and mid-section compression for full binding effect.
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If anybody who follows me here wants a near-new size S underworks binder lmk. I am happy for it to go to anyone who's willing to pay the shipping cost (from Sydney, Aus). Only worn once for a few hours at a convention. Has not been stretched out in any way, works great, I won't need it again (🥳🧑‍⚕️🔪🎉)
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm unsure exactly how to phrase this or what to cw for, but because Bhaal more or less built Parsipan around his womb I think if Parsipan had resisted in act 3 he would have received the worlds most violent supernatural hysterectomy 💀 awful visual for the party to witness
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm starting to lose my buccal fat to age and/or stress but not in a hashtag looksmaxxing way so much as a cartoon villain hollow cheeks way. Which is not really surprising but I did think I had a few more years of the transmasc baby-face effect before I started morphing into an evil sorceror
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Imagine roleplaying as one of ulder ravenguard's exes
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Considering for the very first time a *tav* that has had a prior hookup with gortash, completely unrelated to anything about the absolute or his being a banite or a criminal or anything like that. Actually. Considering a tav that's had a hookup with any major npc. So many really funny choices
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This screenshot of Anatol and Wyll kissing in the HoH kills me every time I remember it. Do you fucking mind, man
Screenshot of bg3 where Wyll is kissing a muscular drow tav. Standing close by in the background is Astarion, staring at the kiss intently
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I can't imagine ever getting upset over something that passes the harkness test so obviously. I get when people are uncomfortable with things like realistic feral furry stuff, and the 500-year-old-sorceress-but-looks-5 anime trope, but. this is straight up just a person with a dragon head and a tail
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Sarah 🔞 @drawbabycrybaby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Working on more of these tonight, I am dangerously low on gas and need to get service for my phone if anyone can help me out and is interested
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy birthday!!
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tfw you could be having wild gay sex in the woods every night but if you try it might kill everybody in a massive radius including yourself. Can't even start wooing him bc that would be unfair to him if you never get cured
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I do love a slow burn with late confessions but one of my favourite things about parsigale is that they're both immediately interested + open about that, but can't proceed at all because of the orb. So gale has to just sit there chastely all act 1 while parsipan finds other people to play with
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mostly the appeal of this is the repeated high-risk bondage scenarios LMAO
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Key to this au is Parsipan stays trapped in the temple after the mutiny, so Gale goes through a good run instead and has wyll+karlach+halsin around to tell him the crown is a bad idea. And then the result is professor!gale who feels he owes fail!durge a rescue and cure. Life for a life, etc
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thinking about the AU where Gale left his tower earlier and went through bg while searching for an orb cure and instead got captured by bhaalists and trapped in the temple at Parsipan's mercy. And Parsipan eventually lets him go and that's the inciting incident for Orin's mutiny
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh my god child Gale would have been a menace about bedtime. Illusions to make it look like he's sleeping, putting a silencing charm on his room and darkness at the door edges so you can't see he's got lights up, summoning toys that were confiscated...
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It was tasty lore!
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communist cat 🔜 gwf!!! @oricore.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That’s squidge.org !! It’s a lot lesser known but iirc it’s what ao3 recommends as a permanent image host for fandom related art and things (particularly nsfw and stuff that’s disallowed on other image hosts)
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Squidge.org, a Space for Fandom because Fandom deserves a Space
Wolf Website Designer Template. This is a responsive, mobile-friendly web page template.
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Muffin 🔞 it's kinky time @voyeuristicbeast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Every time I hear Gale say Ambition it feels like a Terry Pratchett bit. I can hear you're saying it with a capital letter.
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
insecurities (that would be his illiteracy lol), so Gale knows (/believes) he's not necessarily crossing a line when he triggers it, and he wants Parsipan to feel more secure about his appearance, so it comes up at least once daily. He doesn't want Gale to stop... but it still feels a little bad
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
especially once it comes to act 3 and the effects of the astral tadpole. Gale, however, thinks Parsipan is very captivating, so they're very at odds on this. Parsipan doesn't verbalise his discomfort with it unless prompted, but it's not difficult to tell. It's not one of his hot button
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
and never to be a passive object of desire. And anything that was desirable about him came from his godly heritage, not his actual appearance. And he's trans, which is another complication on top. So he expects people to find him ugly, and he has trouble believing that Gale likes his appearance,
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Parsipan has difficulty with "you're beautiful". He doesn't think he's Very ugly, but he's a monster, not a muse, and gnome men aren't exactly the average Baldurian's ideal. So he grew up internalising all the gnome height jokes, and his role as Bhaal's chosen was to inflict his attention on others,
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
HE WOULD
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
She doesn't know about the grove............. she thinks Gale is the one in the scheming evil advisor role............ she's for sure projecting her irenicus trauma about ambitious wizards so bad 😭
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I've just had the very funny thought that Jaheira probably thinks Gale is the bad influence on Parsipan rather than the other way around. I mean, they exacerbate each other, but she's only known them from the point where Parsipan was already fully dedicated and does everything for Gale's sake
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ScareBlue Tales | Laura @scarebluetales.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yousen #BG3 #Painting
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Very reasonable. She was iconic
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Rupert 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ | 🧙‍♂️💕 @snailcities.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Belgian scientists need to try again from scratch maybe
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