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30, MN rantsman(🏳️‍⚧️ ♀) (formerly @ noanstamford) "Patronizing cunt"

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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 01/10/2026
just came across this incredible picture of Terry Pratchett
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 12h
fortunes weave posting "Of Lilies", you say
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 14h
A New Guzran Legend Starts Now
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 20h
oh yeah i'm 33 as of a few days ago happy birth me
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🔞 buppy supreme @track19bless.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
comics so relatable they make it into scientific studies
What Puppygirls Know? The (in)Human Pedagogy of a Trans Feminine Lifestyle, a research article credited to Jay Szpilka"For that reason, the flipside of the ‘I am a quantitative analyst’ joke is that in puppygirl media, puppygirls are just as often completely outside of formal economies, employment and education, as they are hyper-successful. One does not have to have status in order to revel in the rejection of it. It is funny when a puppygirl has a masters degree, but it is by no means required of her; rather, it is the relationship of a profound disidentification from the requirements of trans respectability that defines her. The short comic by the indie artist Spicymancer (Figure 10) demonstrates this admirably."

Figure 10, described as "A comic about a puppygirl’s work situation by the online artist Spicymancer," shows the quoted comic
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fa-BOO!-s @fabius.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i have genuinely said this multiple times in recent weeks but with Bartolomé de las Casas
meme: Iranian President saying in an interview "Alexis de Tocqueville, which I'm sure most Americans have read"
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ye ss... YEESSS... THE DISCOURSE RISES....
screenshot of post from r/fireemblem re:Fortune's Weave, "Why are people calling Sirocco a predator?"
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
started Fortune's Weave! did intro sequence and started Cai's route (only just finished intro cutscenes)
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
so we're all agreed that those anti-vaping ads are a false flag operation to make teens hate anti-vape groups right
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 29/09/2026
Wife's Friend Evil Nipple Yumi Hinata
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easily gored princess @draculaflowniece.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
youre mommy's little [GRAPE] slut arent you. you love eating mommy's [4 POUNDS] of [GROCERY STORE] [GRAPES] for only [3.50 EUROS].
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
wait, is Wile E. Coyote a chaser
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俺正讀(アジェンド) @ireading62.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
putting on my Dark Ascension MagictheGathering defender hat i can't believe we finally found out what Archangel's Light replaced at the last minute and it's just a 6-mana enchantment that triples your lifegain
Archangel's Light (as it was actually printed, often considered the worst card ever printed at Mythic rarity)
Sorcery - 7W
You gain 2 life for each card in your graveyard, then shuffle your graveyard into your library.
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Al @alcartoonist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Liberty Mutual mascots ranked by how much I want them dead in a ditch Doug Jr. Guy who can't say "Liberty Mutual" Limu Emu Doug Liberty Biberty
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FEARBALL @bladeeburger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
girl with a 3DS penis: its actually really easy to mod my penis
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i have seen multiple trailers for this now and every time i'm like. how it is NOT gay. heteroes are astounding freaks of transformative cinematography
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Female Boynecologist @intrusive-th0t.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Matching crop tops that say EVIL and EVILDOER
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is true AND ALSO some teams are just The Bad Guys. New England Patriots, New York Yankees, etc.
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
reading the wiki article on Y'Shtola FinalFantasyXIV's dad and i'm gonna die. what do you mean he was a world traveler who just shacked up with whoever seemed like a good idea atm and that's why 'Shtola has a dozen half-sisters who don't look much like her.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Liberal jujitsu is so shit, what a miss. It come from having no coherent moral structure.
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
everyone wants the "NEET life", but few people support their "NEET wife"
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Discord
Comic about discord implementing a feature nobody asked for that ended up not working(shocker!) and making a post trying to act silly about it. the caption is; "Oh, another major company trying to smol bean itself in light of recent controversy. let's check the quotes.." the next panel shows basil puppy reacting to the quotes saying; "oh wow. that is a lot of gore"
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RemPhase (COMMISSIONS CLOSED) 🔞 @remphase.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
how do i shave my head but in a way that reads to everyone as femme and not jarhead
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Beavely Default" would be such a beautiful name for a girl...
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*famous author voice* you know who would never taint his schlong with seductive feminine manhole? Mongol Emperor Genghis Khan
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
how did i not know that Sephiroth FinalFantasy is nonbinary
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my posting is a machine that turns women into "ehehe"
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
too much focus on the fucking-your-mom part of the Oedipus complex and not enough on the killing-your-dad part, imho
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i find it quite simple actually
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puddinglovelyy.bsky.social @puddinglovelyy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
rotund reshiram bonita #pokemon
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Puzzled Artist @ Probably drawing swimsuits @puzzled-artist.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
HAPPY WIDE WITCH WEDNESDAY
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
cans you making you small and cylindrical
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Reviewers and dominants have the same problem: praise only lands when it is specific. Good boy is a category. The comment that ruins a writer for a week names the exact sentence that worked. Same rule on the page: the praise that undoes her is the one only he could have said.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Did you miss the part where I said "actual TV remote?" The Google remote only has five buttons and none of them can do damage.
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
okay my Pkmn Champions mania has lost out to ffxiv for the past couple months but taking a quick look back at things. Garchomp Z looks really good I don't get what people were disappointed about. Move pool in particular is crazy, the format needed turbospeed ground coverage and more Power Gem
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Great Noodle Inversion?????
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ffxivposting okay i know i'm behind on this but the Red Hot/Deep Blue raid goes insane when you have a good party
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
in an ffxiv novice mahjong match where we're all just here for weekly mogtomes. complete disaster one of us already died irl i think
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fuck man he even addressed the top shortage
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
normal people when shipping: characters A and B would be a cute couple me when shipping: character A is definitely into B but B's of a completely incompatible orientation and their mutual unspoken recognition of this would make their friendship increasingly painful over the years
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
found someone post, as a reaction image... a pic of a laminated printed screenshot hung up in someone's office (?) of an enemy in the Bozjan Southern Front ffxiv
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ed sheeran breaks down in tears when he realizes that the plasma grenade on his knee cannot be disarmed
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lrt: i LOOOOOVE seeing foreign fans who managed to find hooks in DC capestuff... it's hard enough to get into this stuff in the english market, I'm glad my cringe obsessions at least occasionally find fruitful soul
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Deathstroke is NOT a Batman's Villain @nightywing137.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Trust me Izumi Yakumo is the best Roydick's doujinka ever #roydick
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Spicymancer @spicymancer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
She finally topped her.
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i think - it sucks when a bunch of rich people move to a poorer area and gentrify it to the point the original residents can't afford to live there anymore and - any policy (besides progressive taxation/social services) to prevent this would cause way worse problems are ideas that can coexist
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Kimbnuy @kimbnuy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
as an english person with a welsh wife, an irish girlfriend and a scottish girlfriend it's extremely funny to me that my polycule will outlive the united kingdom
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