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@snafford.bsky.social
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30, MN rantsman(🏳️‍⚧️ ♀) (formerly @ noanstamford) "Patronizing cunt"

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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 1h
she thought she meant typesetting software, for all their research papers 😌
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 1h
a party can be a wife, a wife, a wife, a wife, and Charlotta 🙂
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 4h
alright, I'm gonna mute you now. I hope you have a nice day
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 13h
what's up with the venn diagram of uber drivers and ai music fans
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 14h
it's been all fuckin day someone latch onto this thing already
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 15h
Looktober (do not typo)
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 15h
How dare you say we piss on the poor
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 15h
i took it as "we've talked to the artist before, the twin is the reason we bothered to put a $15,000 price tag on it, when we tried to explain that the item actually available was elsewhere she got confused"
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 15h
i dunno, a lot of rank-and-file journalists are just barely getting by. and there's nothing inherently more noble about resigning as opposed to sticking around and quietly throwing rocks in the gears
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 15h
one last thing - i think your trauma and our kinks can coexist. incest porn is pretty rare in broader society, it's just common among certain cliques on sites like this. Pretty much everyone you're talking to here has no intention of creeping on their relatives. i hope you find a space for yourself
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 15h
bsky also has a pretty good set of keyword blocking tools, though I understand it sucks finding and adding every possible term. i can COMPLETELY empathize with the impulse to argue with strangers, but I would recommend muting this thread. it's just gonna make you keep feeling bad.
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 15h
i think it's fair to not want to see something that triggers you! That said, this particular image was marked as sisters and hidden behind an adult content click-through. You do not have to see it, and can just block the artist to avoid similar in the future.
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 18h
Rigbone do you think that people are forcing you to engage with this piece of art? Do you think that someone's forcing you to have this conversation?
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Grinda 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 23h
didn't know tenga was cool like that
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 22h
i'm certain it exists and has a weird racial undertone, just can't decide if it's "you're like a horse and that's Very Bad" or "you're like a horse and that's Very Good"
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Bramblefix, daughter of the cosmos @bramblefix.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
spreading my fat Halmarut agenda
Halmarut, fat and naked, lounging in the grass and adjusting her glassesHalmarut in some cute strappy lingerie, and also a little naked chibi of her that's maybe my fav pic I've done of her yet lol
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 23h
oh, posthog dot com. what an unsuspicious url i will definitely visit without seeing random schmeat
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 23h
it's over for me girls 🫩 tiddy itchy at worj 🫩
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Shockingly not an FFXIV character (yet). Though there is a lvl 53 Paladin named Lizard Crimson, and a lvl 6 Conjurer named Alizardin Crimson (both male Au Ra ofc)
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
oh just EIGHTY years that changes EVERYTHING
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Fortune's Weave this has been happening for A HUNDRED YEARS??? mom i know we just had a convo about how gods see time differently but
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I grew up on classic Universal Frankenstein so my perspective's tinted through that lens but geez i love Franky sooooo much. made me trans imo
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Leinth-ass dialogue
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
is not part of its morality or domain. It is "sinful" from a Christian perspective but ideally likable or even aspirational for the audience. We can/should mold ourselves into our own "monster"s. 3.) Use Doctor Praetorius from the Bride of Frankenstein movie! He's such a fun addition to the cast!
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
okay 3 central things I want from a Frankenstein adaptation. 1.) Understand that it's both an allegory for parenthood and divinity, and as such Frankenstein's evil is fear, hatred and abandonment of his creation. 2.) Be genuinely heretical. The monster is not a creation of god and as such -
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
no brain behind those peepers
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fangy @jeannesfangs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
getting shot down by a girl so you move in on her dad is #beastmode
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💖 @saintconsumed.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
HELLO HIS VOICE ACTOR I'M??????????
tweet from the english voice actor of mars from fire emblem fortune's weave:

Joshua David King @joshuadavdking
Anyway I can’t wait to see the yaoi!
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i might marry her out of pity. poor woman only exists to get manipulated, wind up in debt, and get harassed by her new boss's worst hireling
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
when I looked at the support chart before playing I assumed they were from the same tribe or had SOMETHING in common. Nope! She's just another poor woman our bad-vibes chud son annoys! C-rank she crashes out on him and B-rank she's like "you have a redeeming quality. i still don't like you."
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
holy shit the Fortune's Weave writers did NOT care about Inyoni lol she's one of the prelim bosses you can recruit and none of them have much going on supportwise, there's the obligatory MC A-rank and maybe a couple others. Inyoni ONLY has that MC support and a B-rank with DADAO of all people
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
implies a central line from which cum flows in one direction and saliva in the other
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Bichinhos Fofinhos pra quem ta cansado @bichinhos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Muro com uma placa branca com a foto do rostinho de um gato cinza  rajado e branco, acima do rostinhoa uma seta preta apontando pra cima e aparecendo por cima do muro o rostinho do gatinho cinza rajado e branco da foto
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
we all got that one oomf
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🪨 Geop! 🪨 @mrgeop.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
As is usual with Square titles, I question quality of this port
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Germany knew that this could bring the US into the war, and tried to talk Mexico into an alliance against the US if that happened in exchange for money and arms to try and recapture Texas, New Mexico, and Arizona. Mexico didn't think it was worthwhile but it pissed everyone off
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
long story short, Germany adopted a policy of unrestricted submarine warfare against the UK in early 1917 to try and push them out of the war, which put American mercantile ships at even greater risk.
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
can't find the original interaction, if I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt it could mean "anti-war to such an extent you refuse to acknowledge the occasional reasonable one". Like people who say the UK/US shouldn't have gotten into WWII
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
there's a LOT of left coast morons though... surely they can't all be ignorant brainwashed fools...
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
tough buff independent chain-collared junkyard dog woman who gets a new person and slowly adjusts to being a lovey chubby pampered indoor oversized-lapdog girl. with weekly spa visits and pretty little snow booties.
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
okay without playing Leda route yet, here's my opinions on her path of revenge - I don't think that killing the people she wants to kill will solve anything or make her feel any better - I DO think she should kill them. #hotgirlshit
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Fortune's Weave pplease Solel guide me towarss Torment Grass. I need it for trading purposes. i need The Huge Man on my team why does the game hate our love
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
But when I'm in a Mood and let it get to me a little, it IS genuinely affirming that like half the top posts on the f4f audio porn reddit have titles like "Hypnotized and impregnated by your roommate's perfect girlcock"
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Back when I came out to my parents and it went very bad one of the things my dad talked abt was how hard it would be to find women who are attracted to trans women and okay with penis, which even in a bad situation I realized was silly to assert. He has no fucking clue what lesbians do/don't like.
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Tragic Poet: "buckwild" or "hogwild"?? im writing a poem for my gf
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Don't get me wrong, I like The Infamous Cruelclaw. I'm glad he's officially bi. But at this point the only way I could be impressed by word-of-godding the sexuality of an MtG character is if they make a secret lair that explicitly shows Ajani creampieing a dude
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
is that good
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jeremy Herbert
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[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell]
Beenba Rito
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
if the feds wanna watch Duck Soup and shakiradance with me they're free to waste their time 🙂
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Avalon @snafford.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
tbh if I knew a CPUSA group like this I would actually participate
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