Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 14/07/2025media.tenor.coma black and white photo of a man in a tuxedo and bow tie .ALT: a black and white photo of a man in a tuxedo and bow tie . 010
Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 14/07/2025media.tenor.coma man in a black shirt is holding his chest with his hands .ALT: a man in a black shirt is holding his chest with his hands . 110
Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 04/07/2025I just started last xpac. 😆 We should be friends. 010
Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 25/04/2025They probably have to lie to him saying it's an intelligence test, and then tell him he got a higher score than Obama. 010
Reposted by Matthew Smithmaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 08/02/2025I understand canceling subscriptions to the NY Times but I'm past that, at this point I think the NY Times should have to pay me every time I'm forced to even see their headlines. 1052951
Reposted by Matthew SmithKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/01/2025RFK Jr looks and acts exactly like the guy in a zombie film who's desperately trying to hide the fact that he was infected from the other survivors. 793619487
Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 30/12/2024"We see you. We hear you. Now here's an expansion FULL OF THEM." -Blizzard, probably 030
Reposted by Matthew Smithnilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Kind of interesting that Google has simply stopped being embarrassed by this sort of thing 943897829
Reposted by Matthew SmithS🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 15/12/2024People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day. 443024760
Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 29/12/2023Yeah, first round was last week. I'm in the consolation finals. 5th place if I win again this week. 😅 110
Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 11/12/2023Stafford worked out really well. 🤞🏾 I might win, this week, if my RBs are good tomorrow. 200
Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 08/12/2023No way. He's green taken for a while. I picked Stafford. There were no good options. 😅 100
Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 06/12/2023 I won by a lot bc I played someone worse than I am. But now I have to replace Trevor Lawrence. 😭 100
Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 02/12/2023The guy for the Cardinals, I think. I have no idea. 😆 They're playing the Steelers, so that's as good a matchup as any. 300
Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 29/11/2023Last week was REALLY good, for once. I wish I could save the points for this week. I need another TE. 😅 100
Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 05/11/2023i got 17.70 pts from Derrick Henry. I might get 100 pts. 🤣 100
Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 02/11/2023Like both of my defenses! Better pick up someone now, or get stuck with a TNF player. Ew. 100
Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 01/11/2023I'm barely picked to win, this week. I think I still need at least 1 big game from someone. I picked up Derek Carr, today. 100
Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 31/10/2023I didn't. I was down by 2 before MNF. Lions defense was good, but Gibbs was great for the other guy.😅 100
Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 23/10/2023Yeah, he was disappointing. 😔 Bye weeks hurt. Next week should be better. 100
Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 23/10/2023Horrrrrrrible day. 😂 No DK Metcalf. My kicker got 4 pts. Ridley (WR) got 1 on Thursday. Boooo. 200
Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 18/10/2023I would avoid them altogether, except I'm playing their defense. 🥴 I had to replace 2 RBs and my kicker. I don't think I'll get 100 pts. 000
Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 16/10/2023wrong week for him. couldn't have known that. Browns are my backup D/ST, though, so i might have to play them, sometime 200
Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 16/10/2023@syntherella.bsky.social super happy i picked up Adam Thieilin. 110
Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 16/10/2023GOOD THING YOU DIDN'T. i'm winning by a lot, this week. finally. 100
Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 10/10/2023You won? I did not. Playing Commanders D vs Bears. Huge mistake. 😅 200
Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 28/09/2023That site was better when the bad takes were genuine. 010
Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 28/09/2023@syntherella.bsky.social Suns fun on the bird getting roasted for calling G. Allen a "top 5" shooter. 😂 110
Reposted by Matthew Smithall hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 27/09/2023if you hold off on cleaning your water bottle long enough you don’t even need to take a probiotic 07116