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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
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a black and white photo of a man in a tuxedo and bow tie .
ALT: a black and white photo of a man in a tuxedo and bow tie .
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
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a man in a black shirt is holding his chest with his hands .
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I just started last xpac. 😆 We should be friends.
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
You play? 👀
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
They probably have to lie to him saying it's an intelligence test, and then tell him he got a higher score than Obama.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I understand canceling subscriptions to the NY Times but I'm past that, at this point I think the NY Times should have to pay me every time I'm forced to even see their headlines.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
RFK Jr looks and acts exactly like the guy in a zombie film who's desperately trying to hide the fact that he was infected from the other survivors.
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Kaelyrhn 3³ ✅ @kaelyrhn.kayleighbourquin.com · 19/01/2025
A series of three screenshots from the film "Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade", from the humorous scene where Indy is telling the bad guys that Marcus Brody is multitalented, only to cut to Brody bumbling his way through a crowd. 

The following captions are below each panel 

1. Showing Indy and his father: "Millennials - Generation Alpha are digital natives. They've grown up already using every technology you had to adapt to."

2. A close up on Indy, his father still in the background:
"They know every smartphone, watch 3 screens at once, spend 10 hours a day online. With any luck, they've got the tech skills we need already."

3. Showing Marcus Brody in a crowd of seemingly Middle Eastern people:
"Gen Alpha - Does anyone here know what a c drive is? Is itanapp?"
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Which end game boss is this? 😅
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
"We see you. We hear you. Now here's an expansion FULL OF THEM." -Blizzard, probably
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Kind of interesting that Google has simply stopped being embarrassed by this sort of thing
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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I need that
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Much worse than you getting Bill
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
It could be great. I'll watch. 👀
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Delete this before the next Olympics
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
😬
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Suddenly wondering how she descends stairs...
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 29/12/2023
Yeah, first round was last week. I'm in the consolation finals. 5th place if I win again this week. 😅
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
Tell him to drink water
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
Stafford worked out really well. 🤞🏾 I might win, this week, if my RBs are good tomorrow.
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
No way. He's green taken for a while. I picked Stafford. There were no good options. 😅
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
I won by a lot bc I played someone worse than I am. But now I have to replace Trevor Lawrence. 😭
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
The guy for the Cardinals, I think. I have no idea. 😆 They're playing the Steelers, so that's as good a matchup as any.
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
Last week was REALLY good, for once. I wish I could save the points for this week. I need another TE. 😅
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
I lost by A LOT. 😤 I hate bye weeks
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
Oh noooooooo 😆
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
WOOOOOOO
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
i got 17.70 pts from Derrick Henry. I might get 100 pts. 🤣
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
Like both of my defenses! Better pick up someone now, or get stuck with a TNF player. Ew.
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
I'm barely picked to win, this week. I think I still need at least 1 big game from someone. I picked up Derek Carr, today.
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
I didn't. I was down by 2 before MNF. Lions defense was good, but Gibbs was great for the other guy.😅
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
oh nooo. wrong day not to believe in Dallas.
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
Yeah, he was disappointing. 😔 Bye weeks hurt. Next week should be better.
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
Horrrrrrrible day. 😂 No DK Metcalf. My kicker got 4 pts. Ridley (WR) got 1 on Thursday. Boooo.
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
I'm sure AJ Hawk could do a great job for you
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
@syntherella.bsky.social I enjoy the accuracy
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
I would avoid them altogether, except I'm playing their defense. 🥴 I had to replace 2 RBs and my kicker. I don't think I'll get 100 pts.
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
Ewww. TNF is the worst. 😓
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
Yeah, yikes. That's why fantasy is hard. 😅
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
unhappy with Young? too soon to know?
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
wrong week for him. couldn't have known that. Browns are my backup D/ST, though, so i might have to play them, sometime
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
@syntherella.bsky.social super happy i picked up Adam Thieilin.
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
GOOD THING YOU DIDN'T. i'm winning by a lot, this week. finally.
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
You won? I did not. Playing Commanders D vs Bears. Huge mistake. 😅
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
That site was better when the bad takes were genuine.
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
@syntherella.bsky.social Suns fun on the bird getting roasted for calling G. Allen a "top 5" shooter. 😂
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all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
if you hold off on cleaning your water bottle long enough you don’t even need to take a probiotic
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
@morganjarrett.bsky.social I know you
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