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Matthew Smith

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I understand canceling subscriptions to the NY Times but I'm past that, at this point I think the NY Times should have to pay me every time I'm forced to even see their headlines.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
RFK Jr looks and acts exactly like the guy in a zombie film who's desperately trying to hide the fact that he was infected from the other survivors.
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Kaelyrhn 3³ ✅ @kaelyrhn.kayleighbourquin.com · 19/01/2025
A series of three screenshots from the film "Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade", from the humorous scene where Indy is telling the bad guys that Marcus Brody is multitalented, only to cut to Brody bumbling his way through a crowd. 

The following captions are below each panel 

1. Showing Indy and his father: "Millennials - Generation Alpha are digital natives. They've grown up already using every technology you had to adapt to."

2. A close up on Indy, his father still in the background:
"They know every smartphone, watch 3 screens at once, spend 10 hours a day online. With any luck, they've got the tech skills we need already."

3. Showing Marcus Brody in a crowd of seemingly Middle Eastern people:
"Gen Alpha - Does anyone here know what a c drive is? Is itanapp?"
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Kind of interesting that Google has simply stopped being embarrassed by this sort of thing
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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
@syntherella.bsky.social I enjoy the accuracy
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
@syntherella.bsky.social super happy i picked up Adam Thieilin.
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
@syntherella.bsky.social Suns fun on the bird getting roasted for calling G. Allen a "top 5" shooter. 😂
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all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
if you hold off on cleaning your water bottle long enough you don’t even need to take a probiotic
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
@morganjarrett.bsky.social I know you
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Matthew Smith @smythify.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
@syntherella.bsky.social let's see the fantasy team
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
I did NOT approve this.
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