iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Morgan Jarrett @morganjarrett.bsky.social · 3h

It’s time for my favorite cruise ship game: what the hell towel animal is this?

A small animal made of a white towel rests on white sheets.

Morgan Jarrett @morganjarrett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

When we go on holiday, so does Mila. She boards with her foster mom at the farm. Days of romping the acres with other dogs? Yes, please. I passed her over this morning and she didn’t even look back. Freedom!

A small white and tan Jack Chi dog in a pink harness grins as she explores the grass.

050

Morgan Jarrett @morganjarrett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just had to stop in farm country to let *checks notes* four peacocks cross the road.

050

Reposted by Morgan Jarrett

Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

People aren’t faking their disabilities, they’re faking being well. We know society hates us. We know we will be judged for using assistive devices. Many of us take years to get the courage to lean in to accommodations. Stop judging. Help us build a more inclusive world.

573284851

Morgan Jarrett @morganjarrett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Awww, like a cute version of the Doctor Who adipose! Fuckers.

030

Morgan Jarrett @morganjarrett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Incredibly important read. Sports betting is so dangerous and should never have been legalized. These companies are predatory as hell.

020

Morgan Jarrett @morganjarrett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I know I did not open the Publix app on God’s green Saturday to see “Ask AI.”

A screenshot from the Publix app showing sections for the weekly ad, BOGO offers, and digital coupons. Above those is a section labeled “Ask AI” with a red tag showing the AI is in beta testing.

101

Morgan Jarrett @morganjarrett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What’s a sequel that’s even better than the original, and why is it Shrek 2?

000

Morgan Jarrett @morganjarrett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

There is no pleasure to match a fresh haircut and a mani/pedi in the massage chair.

020

Morgan Jarrett @morganjarrett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Anyway, she’s chill and dreaming of fries now.

A small white and tan Jack Chi dog is asleep on her side in a pink dog bed.

1110

Morgan Jarrett @morganjarrett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

No! I love these things! Nooooooo!

020

Morgan Jarrett @morganjarrett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Annual vet visit time. She’s already being so much more brave and curious in the waiting area.

A small white and tan Jack Chi dog in a pink harness paces the tiled floors.

1150

Morgan Jarrett @morganjarrett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I took a Xanax in the middle of the night, then spent an hour giggling at clips from The Room. Went back to sleep smiling. 10/10 experience.

030

Reposted by Morgan Jarrett

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 24/09/2026

Never been to the opera before? Now’s your chance. We’re giving away 70,000 free tickets to the @metopera at the iconic Lincoln Center. Go to on.nyc.gov/opera to enter the lottery. There’s not a bad seat in the house.

685248855497

Morgan Jarrett @morganjarrett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Two water moccasins were killed nearby this morning. The person telling me had just moved here. Welcome to Florida, boo. 🙃

000

Morgan Jarrett @morganjarrett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The checker at Walmart liked my Pride hat. We grinned at each other and got into a lovely chat. Then she gifted me this adorable origami fish! I added it right to my shelf. 🥹

An origami fish in beautiful shades of green, white, and gold.

A green wooden shelf holds an array of decorative items like blue bottles, a silver globe, and a blond mermaid. In the middle rests the new origami fish.

070

Morgan Jarrett @morganjarrett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Two AI sadnesses tonight: • health insurance company is trying to get everyone to use meQuilibrium • cute dog account on IG decided to make & post a random AI-generated video in hopes of “catching Netflix’s attention” to their book Y’all, I’m tired.

011

Morgan Jarrett @morganjarrett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Woody Harrelson’s voice is such a delight to me. He could read me the phone book and I’d bliss out.

static.klipy.com

Woody Harrelson: You Know What I'm Saying

ALT: Woody Harrelson: You Know What I'm Saying

001

Morgan Jarrett @morganjarrett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

We gotta start carrying tomatoes around. You know. As a snack.

130

Morgan Jarrett @morganjarrett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Oh, come on, Canada. I know you love your Kraft Dinner up there, but come on. 😂

120

Morgan Jarrett @morganjarrett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Mom likes watching Mysteries at the Museum. She gets freaked out by how I can tell the topics by the intros, though. Announcer: This baseball card— Me: Honus Wagner A: This unusual sideshow— Me: Baby incubators A: This freak flood— Me: Molasses A: This Black entrepreneur— Me: Madam C.J. Walker

030

Morgan Jarrett @morganjarrett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This heinous travel thread continues to deliver. What an ordeal, my gods!

010

Morgan Jarrett @morganjarrett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This looks wild. She gives me the creeps with her unblinking cute-mouse eyes and unemotional deliveries. Three hours of that? No thanks.

110

Reposted by Morgan Jarrett

Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY

cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side

4548011654

Morgan Jarrett @morganjarrett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I am wickedly excited for both The Incomer and Wicker. The trailers are fantastic. Yes, give me remote island weirdos and a sexy basket man!

050

Morgan Jarrett @morganjarrett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Happy equinox from this Black vulture. 🪶

A Black vulture stands atop the brick wall of a Dumpster enclosure.

0120

Morgan Jarrett @morganjarrett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Mr. Hammerjaw gonna be prisonmaxxing.

000

Reposted by Morgan Jarrett

Michelle Rapp ➡️ MagicCon Atlanta @kilnfiendpotter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I guarantee his partner/other people/his own son have probably told this idiot not to be verbally abusive. The fact that he wouldn't stop until his pervert glasses informed him he was being a shit dad is...a choice.

57910

Morgan Jarrett @morganjarrett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

There is no look more insolent than when a dog locks eyes with you while it pees somewhere forbidden.

120

Morgan Jarrett @morganjarrett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Sandhill out here with an attitude. 🪶

A pair of adult Sandhill cranes stand in the grass by a pond. One is searching the ground; one is looking directly at the camera.

031

Morgan Jarrett @morganjarrett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Fish sticks with mustard. Quite good.

020

Morgan Jarrett @morganjarrett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

A free milkshake. A Bald eagle overhead. And a storm is rolling in. A good night indeed.

030

Morgan Jarrett @morganjarrett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I am so weary of Amazon cancelling top tier shows: A League of Their Own, The Wheel of Time, Ride or Die, etc. It’s basically a guarantee that any show involving us queers and/or middle-aged women will get the axe despite excellent ratings. Hateful shit.

2173

Morgan Jarrett @morganjarrett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Really? They cancelled Murder Besties?! 🤬

010

Reposted by Morgan Jarrett

Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 20/09/2026

Real baddies don’t use AI

111293358

Morgan Jarrett @morganjarrett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I was just chuckling last night at the memory of seeing him open for Jars of Clay in ‘96. None of us had heard of him. We gave him nicknames like “Drunken Sheep” and “Tongue in Cheek” (teenagers). Rest in peace to an original.

010

Morgan Jarrett @morganjarrett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026