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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Polymarket puts the odds of a $5k payout by Trump at 3%.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

What do elves post on Social Media? Elf-ies! #dadjoke #funny #jokes

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

@sillysyntax.bsky.social for some reason your username takes up space in my brain. Saw this. Thought of you. Thought I'd share. Have a nice day.

Classic painting of a woman sitting. Life is easier when you're nonchalant. As soon as you go chalanting everything goes sideways.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

I offended my conservative coworker. I said that when the Charlie Kirk coin comes out I want to hit it in the neck with a center punch.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

If Prince Andrew loses his title, will he be the Andrew formerly known as Prince?

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TommasinaResist⚜️🦋🐈‍⬛ @tommasinaresist.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

This is truly brilliant. Such a way to communicate, #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Clots and prayers, people. Clots and prayers.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

If you want people to stop throwing dildos at WNBA players, start throwing them at NBA players.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

Nothing rhymes with orange. This statement is true and not true at the same time.

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Karen Knight @karenknight1.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Happy Summerween

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

If you're really good at cursing people, does that make you a hexpert?

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

I would like to dedicate this song to the members of the US military who will be on parade for 47's birthday. youtu.be/_AG7g0eCtcI?...

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Bruce Cockburn - If I Had A Rocket Launcher (Live 8 2005)

YouTube video by Live 8

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🧿🦋Helles Bellz🦋🧿 @hellesbellz.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

That POS has killed our eagle & has replaced it with a vulture.

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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 25/04/2025

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Does JD get to brag "Last selfie with a dying pope"

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

The pope died on Easter Monday. Does that make him the antichrist?

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Apparently the pope died last night. Unfortunately they're just going to pick another one.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

What's on the bingo card for May? I'm going with Marshall Law in America.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

How are ICE agents different from the Gestapo? The Gestapo didn't wear masks

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

47 bought a car he can't drive. The President can't drive. The secret service won't let him. Unless he uses it as a golf cart.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Wayne Gretzky is free to be a Trump supporter. Just as I am free to not be a Gretzky supporter. See how that works?

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Charlie Angus @charlieangus104.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

We kicked holocaust denier Ernst Zündel out of Canada. Why the hell would we let Elon Musk have any claim on Canada? He is a fascist threatening the people of Ukraine. I am proud to be helping drive this asshole from our shores. www.ctvnews.ca/canada/artic...

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Petition asking PM to revoke Elon Musk's Canadian citizenship garners support

Thousands of people have electronically signed a parliamentary petition calling for revocation of Elon Musk’s Canadian citizenship over his role in the Trump administration, which is pointedly threate...

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Merien ten Houten @merien.com · 21/02/2025

If you are at an event where someone on stage gives a Hitler salute and that person is not dragged off by security and kicked out, you are at a Nazi rally.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

If Russia decides to take back Alaska, would Trump just "give up land" to avoid war?

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City of Kamloops @kamloops.ca · 10/02/2025

City services are down, including Kamloops Fire Rescue and Community Services dispatch and public Wi-Fi in all City facilities. Our team is working to resolve the issue. We apologize for the inconvenience and appreciate your patience. February 10, 2025

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

It's an older meme, but it's still valid.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Holy crap. This is how they plan to take the right to vote away from women.

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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

So how’s it going so far?

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

New app called Flashes. Looking forward to some hot Flashes? Wonder who's going to Flash me? I dunno. It does lend itself to puns.

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Craig 🌎 🛩️ 💙🇨🇦 @bigdaddykreativ.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

There's nothing worse than having a Cranberries song stuck in your heeeeeeeead, in your heeeeeeeead, in your head, in your head, in your hea, hea, hea, head... youtu.be/6Ejga4kJUts?...

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The Cranberries - Zombie (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by TheCranberriesVEVO

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Michael de Adder @deadder.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

The Hill Times open.substack.com/pub/deadder/...

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