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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

We would have to pay the money and get nothing.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Rent. It's wildly expensive even when the building is paid for. The screw just keeps getting tightened.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It was sarcasm. But it's also a bit of truth. This is the conservative base. There are enough bigots and racists in the Conservative party to elect Kerry-Lynn Findlay as leader. The leader may have changed but the party remains the same.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

They would have to be willing to sell the shares.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Apparently they bought minority shares. Same as you can. It's a publicity traded company. It doesn't mean access to technology, it means access to dividends. They bought shares days after the contract announcement so no insider trading.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm sure they'll vote Conservative

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It won't matter unless there are waves of impeachments. Nothing will change if they just keep pardoning the guilty.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The bigger problem is that the people who have sworn to uphold the constitution refuse to do so. Pedo Shitler should be impeached several different ways. Seeing someone repeat that message every day is less bothersome than the fact that it needs to be repeated every day. Fix the problem.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Please don't celebrate annually. That's how Christianity happened.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's easier when you're the Americans.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Pick your battles. The war criminal has Trumps protection. If we did scramble jets to dogfight the Israeli jets, they would get backup from the Americans. I'm sure they didn't ask for permission so we could pretend not to notice.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Is he more or less competent than the cat? On a scale of lettuce to potatoes, how long will he hold the office?

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Two snap elections in a row. Tell me again about how "stable" FPTP is? Proportional representation would discourage this behavior. A party would only get its share of the seats based on the popular vote.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Two snap elections in a row. Tell me more about how "stable " FPTP is. Proportional representation would discourage this behavior.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

That's how government regulations happen. Soon enough there will be a license needed to sell mushrooms. All because somebody decided to use AI to identify mushrooms.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The post requested pictures without any context.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Loosing. When your best just isn't good enough.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

What do the Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

M.C. Esher is the artist that made the impossible stairways. I noticed the fingers joined back together at the knuckles. Then I made an obscure joke. The imaginary photo does look better than any meeting I've been to.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Why didn't Han Solo like his steak? It's Chewy!

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It's probably being prevented from telling us by the billionaires in charge.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Those are Microsoft minutes.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I like it! You may want to trademark that.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

That's amazing. Something I've never thought of.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Polymarket puts the odds of a $5000 payout at 3%.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Polymarket puts the odds of a $5k payout by Trump at 3%.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

He needs solitary confinement. We can't hear from him. He can't hear anybody praising him. Just him with his own thoughts in an overly bright room.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Bitch slap the first Democrat that says they need to "Reach across the aisle"

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I've seen gag videos where a woman has inflatable boobs. When someone suddenly gains 2 cup sizes it's a super power.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Call him C-section for the way he avoids labour

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Because if it came in tiny zip lock baggies it convey the wrong impression

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

That some people are using AI because they don't have the language skills and can't learn them. An AI summary is less mentally taxing than than reading everything that was summarized. You can be a functioning adult with an IQ of 80. It's hard to imagine how hard the world is when you aren't smart

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

No, we didn't. I used to do tech support. My job was to Google the problem and read the instructions to the caller. I realized that most people don't have the reading comprehension to follow written instructions. School newsletters need to have a gr3 reading level or the parents won't respond.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Don't compare Trump to Hitler. Hitler was a great public speaker.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I once spent an entire month without talking to anybody while living in the city. An entire month without small talk. It wasn't hard. I get that isn't normal.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Guy sits down at a café, says to the waitress " I'll have my coffee with some sugar, Sugar" Second guy says "I'll have mine with honey, Honey" Third guy says "I'll have some tea, Bag"

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

So the first person walks into the room. They set the scene. The second person walks into the room. They do something similar to set the pattern. The third person walks into the room. They break the pattern in a socially awkward way, usually involving a pun.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

If it's a safe seat, the real election is the primary. The actual election is just a confirmation.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Those of us that despise Walmart see each other shopping there for that "one thing" that we can't find in any other store.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

This is an American problem that needs to be fixed by Americans. We do not need to drag more American problems into Canada.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

"Everyone was incredibly rich, which was okay, as nobody was really poor, or at least nobody that mattered."

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

These are the people who vote against school meal programs. They are willing to let other people's children suffer.

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Smurfeous @smurfeous.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I made my cat yawn on purpose. He glared at me.

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