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@smudged.bsky.social
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hey I am a cat tbh :3 🏳️‍🌈 cis male pan poly/open (he/they) 🆒️ 39 || father 🐱 cat job: ANE Director, Media Dept. Advisor, & The Guy Who Makes The Deer Logos 🙂 human job: Sr. Cloud FinOps Analyst 🐾 fursuits: SmudgeV1 by Howl Yeah! || SmudgeV2 by This Suits You

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cat squasher-downer @smudged.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my son can't stop me from playing with the Brio trains if he's asleep, bwahahaha ...for real tho, if I get too close to the tracks without his approval, he says "No daddy! Mine trains!" and then holds out both hands like he's pushing me away and says "Puuuuuush" lmao
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
(watching Nightmare on Elm Street 4, still convinced there's a logical explanation for all these deaths) ok actually, you know what? this whole thing is starting to reek of the sinaloa cartel
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ANE: Recess! 2027 @anerecess.com · 25/09/2026
Ready for a summer getaway? Welcome to ANE: Recess!🦌 We're trading the city streets for summer sunshine along the peaceful Charles River. Warm weather, smaller crowds, and a laid-back atmosphere. ☀️🌳 The event is 21+ and capped at 1,000 attendees, so this is your chance for a cozy summer escape! 👇
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cat squasher-downer @smudged.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
watching @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social's newest video on his Top 100 Horror Movies reminded me of a Fun Fact! while The Poughkeepsie Tapes isn't based on a true story, there *was* a serial killer in Poughkeepsie in the late 90s who killed 8 women before ultimately being caught [1/2]
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 16/09/2026
he won
"I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!"
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cat squasher-downer @smudged.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
ultimate PB&J yeah I'm using Eggo waffles for the bread
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cat squasher-downer @smudged.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
also idk why but I suddenly had a vision of a theoretical "all-Hollywood" season of Taskmaster with John Cena, Bryan Cranston, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Lupita Nyong'o, and Rami Malek
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cat squasher-downer @smudged.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
barely halfway in on the first episode of the new Taskmaster season and already feeling like it's going to be one of the best yet
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cat squasher-downer @smudged.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
psychically flashbanged at the Mexican restaurant with a Reggaeton cover of No Scrubs
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cat squasher-downer @smudged.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
coincidentally I'm also on a ride tonight, taking a break near the same spot! the bike looks so much better with the new seat and red pedals :3 not much left in terms of new parts to install!
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cat squasher-downer @smudged.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
oop I meant to post this when I took it last month! From a late-night bike right along the Somerville Community Path, felt like getting pic of my bike and managed to get a passing Green Line trolley
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
An interview with Rumiko Takahashi & Junji Ito about their work and their friendship ❤️ 17-min video >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_1P...
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cat squasher-downer @smudged.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
brb making my bike significantly more comfy and expensive lol
Photo taken outside on our driveway, showing 2 new bicycle parts propped up on a cardboard box.
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cat squasher-downer @smudged.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
why did they make Chilli's dance through the crosswalk so sexy
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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory
TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY'RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU-
BUY NOW! HUMMUS AND A
WOW!! 
EXTRA LARGE FALAFEL MEAL FOR 2!!!
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cat squasher-downer @smudged.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
update: he's been playing with it for 80 minutes and no sign of stopping
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cat squasher-downer @smudged.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I had to put the water table together during his nap, partly for the surprise and partly because if he saw me working on it he'd demand to touch everything and throw a fit and that's fine but he's still sleeping and the water is rapidly heating, soooooooo hopefully all these ice packs will help lol
Follow-up to the previous post's photo, now with 4 freezer ice packs (2 white and 2 blue) sitting in the water. It's like 88°F outside right now.
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cat squasher-downer @smudged.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
idk if this kid is forming memories yet but if he is, today's gonna be a good one: Little Dude's first water play table feat. Bingo (that's what he calls the show and most of the characters, tho he pronounces it sorta more like "Bingon")
Photo of our home's small floor porch, focused on a brand new Step2 brand water play table and a Bluey beach towel hanging on the railing next to it.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Graphic design is my passion.
A sign that has two concentric rings of text but it's laid out in a confusing way so it looks like the first sentence is "it's against the law to keep alcohol out of the hands of youth" and the second sentence is "supply alcohol to minors."
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Illumi-nation cyberwear @illumicyberwear.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Original video in all its clicky goodness. Remember folks. Say no to artificial intelligence, and yes to genuine idiots 😀
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
hey pro tip every color printer places in nearly invisible yellow ink a repeating pattern of dime sized dots that contain the make model and serial number that it was printed on
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V 🔜 FRFC, SC, NFC @v-art.co.uk · 07/06/2026
Really need to get these shifted now, reduced to $120~ Dragon Red: 106/prs left! Silver Birch: 13/prs left! Tiro Purple: 110/prs left! LINK: v-art.co.uk/collections/...
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Weredog! @were.dog · 05/06/2026
💥 GIVEAWAY TIME! 💥 In the run up to our BIG Pride sale, we're giving you the chance to win BIG! Simply follow Weredog, like this competition post, and repost/share it. You can enter on both platforms! Winners announced Fri 12th June. GOOD LUCK! 🍀 Terms & Conditions: go.were.dog/Ts&Cs
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
another doja tweet has hit endor
“she didn’t put an @ cuz she’s not about that life” 

DOJA CAT: 
@elonmusk put the audio post feature back on this app. Thanks, you hairless no-neck havin, chimpanzee. Face look like it was drawn from memory. When u swim on ur back at the beach shit look like a man o' war. Hourglass ankles. Not tryna be mean though sorry.
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Opening titles of "Dealies", the new animated series by the creators of "Common Side Effects" and "Scavenger's Reign". Coming to Netflix in 2027.
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cat squasher-downer @smudged.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
oh shit happy third anniversary to my Fit hitting the prestigious 42069 800.8 mark I had it planned out months prior to make sure the math was right also, 2:07 60°F 2+7+60 :3
Photo of the right side of my Honda Fit's dashboard, taken late at night. It's dark aside from the blue glow of the small round dashboard screen displaying a fuel efficiency meter and fuel gauge around the top and bottom respectively. In the center, the odometer reads "042069 miles" and the trip meter directly underneath reads "800.8 miles". Get it? It's the funny numbers. It's hilarious.

The screen also shows the time being 2:07 (am) and the ambient temperature being 60°F. Despite not planning this part at all, 2+7+60=69 so hey I guess checkmate atheists, God was on my side that fateful night.
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cat squasher-downer @smudged.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
of fucking course my ankles popping will wake up our toddler but MASSACHUSETTS EXPLODING DIDN'T
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cat squasher-downer @smudged.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I Survived the Greater Boston Tunguska Event of 2026 (thus far)
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cyber professional @permadeath.com · 30/05/2026
we are all talking about the massachusetts boom. why aren't you
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cat squasher-downer @smudged.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
so what just exploded, that shook our house
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cat squasher-downer @smudged.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
was/is anyone else subscribed to Chasing Tail Magazine? I got a notification a few days ago that they had cancelled the reoccurring Paypal subscription... the website doesn't have any new info and the socials for the magazine and both people running it are all dead/scrubbed did I miss something? :V
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cat squasher-downer @smudged.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
okay hold on everyone shut the fuck up I just discovered something wild in Google Sheets: apparently the named identifier(s) in a LAMBDA are valid A1 notation range references, despite the documentation stating they resolve to the actual cell values when passed via the helper function??? ??
A cropped screenshot of a tab in a Google Sheets file.  It is almost 4am and my brain is too fried to fully describe it but here's a summary:

The cells in range A1:B3 have values that sum to 20.  The following three formulas all successfully return 20:

"=LAMBDA(cellRef,SUM(A1:cellRef))(B3)"
"=LAMBDA(cellRef,SUM(cellRef:B3))(A1)"
"=LAMBDA(cellRef1,cellRef2,SUM(cellRef1:cellRef2))(A1,B3)"

Next, cells A5:A11 have these numbers in order: 6, 4, 9, 0, 3, 2, 2.  The following formula returns the running total of that table (6, 10, 19, 19, 22, 24, 26), effectively mirroring the SCAN function:

"=MAP(A5:A11,LAMBDA(current_val,SUM(A$5:current_val)))"

Last, a 4x4 table in range A13:D16.  All of the cells in columns A and D have a 0 in them; the values in column B are 1, 3, 5, 7; the values in column C are 2, 4, 6, 8.  The following formula is using a MAP that only references A13:A16 and D13:D16, and normally summing the values from them would return all 0s... but since the columns between them have non-zero values, this successfully returns the sums across each of the table's rows (3, 7, 11, 15):

"=MAP(A13:A16,D13:D16,LAMBDA(current_colA,current_colD,SUM(current_colA:current_colD)))"

Did any of that make sense.  It took almost 20 minutes to write this.
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cat squasher-downer @smudged.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I was already 100% on-board with the new Ghost In The Shell series from the moment I saw Science SARU was staying true to the original '89-91 manga's style and character personalities, but now we get a new trailer and the MUSIC??? www.youtube.com/watch?v=yedJ...
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TVアニメ『攻殻機動隊 THE GHOST IN THE SHELL』プロモーションビデオ第3弾|2026年7月7日 放送開始
YouTube video by Ghost in the Shell Official Channel
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 21/07/2024
I had another dream
This one was about the existence of a show on HGTV named Bitch House. The host was
a man who appeared to have been a werewolf college student dragged off some Florida
beach during spring break, poured into a suit, and shoved in front of a camera. He wore
giant sunglasses every episode. There was no explanation.
Every episode was the same. He would show up and tour somebody's house while they
talked it up: how much they paid for it, square footage, time to the highway, backyard,
last renovated in xxxx, bedrooms, bathrooms, home office, new roof, everything. They
would be touring the house the whole time, just like any normal HGTV show.
Then they would gather back out in front of the house and there was a really tense
moment where he would tell you if your house was a bitch house or not. It not, he would
just kinda shake their hands and thank them for the tour and walk away.
Otherwise, he would turn to the camera and scream "BITCH HOOOOOOOOUSE" at the
top of his lungThis is approximately what it Looked Like, in 10-minute photoshop
format
HGTV
courtesy(?) of the party rock anthem guy (plz don't sue me)
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cat squasher-downer @smudged.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
today's parenting moment: random photo of an actress in my news feed had me stumped why I recognized her face so strongly ...spent 10 minutes on Wikipedia before I discovered it's because she was Mrs. Noodle on Sesame Street
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cat squasher-downer @smudged.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
there was that "your top 10 songs, don't think about it too much" meme going around recently and I did my own version, which is "think about it a fair amount but just sorta passively over a few weeks while paying a slight bit more attention to the music I've got on rotation and emotions I feel" and:
My Top 10 list, in mostly no specific order:
"Wolf Like Me", TV On The Radio
"You Let My Tyres Down", Tropical Fuck Storm
"Linoleum", NOFX
"Drunk Drivers/Killer Whales", Car Seat Headrest
"Not Your Kind of People", Garbage
"Horror With Eyeballs", The Dissociatives
"Hacker", Death Grips
"A/B Machines", Sleigh Bells
"Toxicity", System Of A Down
"Cats Are Not Lucky Creatures", The World/Inferno Friendship Society
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jenn 🤍🪽 @jennahveer.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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Fizz @fizzotter.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Okay, show of hands: How many considered MS-DOS Defrag an absolute guilty pleasure to watch clean up drives? 😈
Interface of MS-DOS disk defragmenter in the classic blue background, yellow and white ASCII ART font filling the screen, showing a grid map of the drive and legend explaining the symbols in each of the blocks show in the map, for USED, READING, BAD, UNUSED, WRITING, or UNMOVABLE states of disc clusters.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/04/2026
Report: Nobody Fucking Cares theonion.com/report-nobody-fucking-…
Report: Nobody Fucking Cares
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Anthro New England #ANE2027 💤🦌 @ane.boston · 18/04/2026
Hello everyone!👋 We've got an exciting announcement regarding Anthro New England's venue spaces for 2027! Please give it a read via the attached image, and follow-up posts below.🏩🏩🦌👇️
Hello everyone!

We are absolutely thrilled to share the next step for Anthro New England. For next year’s convention in 2027, we are officially expanding to become a two-hotel convention! We are proud to announce our partnership with the Omni Boston at the Seaport, which will serve as our second main hotel alongside the Westin Boston Seaport District hotel. 

By splitting our event spaces between these two wonderful venues, we are unlocking much-needed room to grow and spread out. The Omni is incredibly excited to welcome each and every one of you, and this expansion allows us to vastly improve the convention experience. Major improvements include relocating the Vendor Hall and Registration to a larger space to reduce crowding, as well as the addition of large panel rooms to accommodate our higher attendance panels. We expect this dual-hotel setup will give everyone much needed room to breathe and relax within our convention spaces. 

The Omni is located directly across the street from the Westin. To ensure your commute between venues is safe, quick and easy, we are arranging crosswalk assistance to help guide our attendees safely across the street. For those with accessibility concerns - the Omni offers additional accessible guestrooms, and the street crossings are level and divided with a median.

We can’t wait to welcome you all through the doors of both the Omni and Westin for 2027. Please read on for our FAQ about this announcement below to see exactly what this expansion means for your experience with us in Boston.

As always, we are listening to your feedback - please feel free to write to us at info@anthronewengland.com with any questions, suggestions, or concerns - we are always looking to improve. 

Sincerely,
Anthro New England
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cat squasher-downer @smudged.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
ooooooo the bicycle shop has all the new parts for my bike and I'm EXCITED the original gearset, a Sturmey-Archer 3-speed internal hub, died late last year after a solid ~12 years of riding (RIP friend) getting it replaced w/ a Shimano 11-speed hub and microShift's dropbar combo brake/shifters :3
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SkyeCat @skye.sharkbyt.es · 10/04/2026
Tumblr post that lives in my brain forever The White Gilgamesh...
Screenshot of a 3-part tumblr post by bunniope, from April 27, 2022.
Text reads:

*walks up to the bar* get me a white gilgamesh. and make it warm, its gonna be a long night

TWO THIRDS BEER AND ONE THIRD MILK
FROM A GOAT OR OF ITS ILK
GOES DOWN HARSH, IT ISNT GOOD
MAKES YOU FEEL YOURE MADE OF WOOD

WHITE GILGAMESH IT MAKE YOU SICK
JUST TOO FOUL, JUST TOO THICK
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Cube @cubert1996.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Women’s quarters #starfox
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jay marie, unidentified feral critter 🏳️‍⚧️ abolish ice @jmawork.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
honestly this is my favorite gender selection of all: that's actually my gender! Opt Out!
"Gender" field with the drop down "Opt Out" selected
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cat squasher-downer @smudged.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
so they really are just gonna vibe code bluesky straight into the gutter, cool
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Purpzie 🐦 @purpzie.com · 25/09/2025
added an option to make your entire head follow eye tracking for Bird Reasons(tm)
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Flinterstuff @flinterstuff.com · 03/04/2026
Calling All Equestrian Furs! 🐴 A new telegram chat has been created for furries who either own horses, are in riding lessons, or take care of them! All disciplines are welcome ❤️ Link to join is below 👇👇👇 🎨: Wiegmannor
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