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SmoothHeaded

@smoothheaded.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈 in the PNW Reading, casual gaming, LEGO, cooking/baking, never finishing craft projects. 👬 (@orphanrefugee.bsky.social)

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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 2h
Fat Dick Appreciators?
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Your new sleep paralysis demon
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So true!!
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I believe it’s time to pitch my horror movie ideas again. Maybe this year, someone will have the courage to greenlight one of these projects.
Trio of mocked up movie posters:

A Nughtmare on Sesame Street, with a s so, a lot of big bird wearing a Freddie Krueger glove

HalloBean, with Jamie Lee Curtis in profile and Mr. Bean in the background looking menacing 

Friday the 13th Going on 30, with the silhouette of Jason filled with a photo of Jennifer Garner
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thank you, we really did. 🥹
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
TELL MY FRIENDS
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Woke up feral and leaking, and need someone to sit on it 🥺👉👈
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We did, thank you 😊💙
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Date night with @orphanrefugee.bsky.social 💙 Rumba Kings and a lovely walk on the waterfront.
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And this was the last photo in my camera roll before our building went up in flames
Jumping spider
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Hey Tayla: Man Waving
ALT: Hey Tayla: Man Waving
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Smooth Beheaded
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s steamy in here bro
Man taking a selfie in the mirror. He’s wearing a backwards cap, gold chain, and gray gym shorts he’s pulling down to show part of his dick.
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
www.my9albums.com
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Out here using my full government name
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If I have to pay these hospital bills, my tits are gonna be out while I do it
Man sitting at a desk. He’s wearing a gray cap and no shirt.
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Soft top, reporting for duty 🫡
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cutie in cute briefs. What did you play?
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Say when. We will happily head down your way.
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
C’mere…..
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Victoria Justice's Excited Hug
ALT: Victoria Justice's Excited Hug
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We’re heading to see it tonight!
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I keep saying I believe in science, but you know what? I need to walk the walk [unzips]
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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What Did You Call Me Rick
ALT: What Did You Call Me Rick
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My defense: If it was intentional, it would have said, “Go tits!”
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One of these days, out of the thousands of times it happens, I will miss that I typed “Go tit!” instead of “Got it!” in a work message and then you’ll never see me again.
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
OMG, stealing this.
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes. My family (me and @orphanrefugee.bsky.social ) is hungry. Please help.
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And I would let him
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Loving you is easy, it’s you loving you that’s hard.” Damn. Destroy me first thing in the morning, why don’t you.
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
💯
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey, @orso-xl.bsky.social would like you to pitch that when a Lime ride starts, the phone used to reserve it gets bricked until the ride is over.
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Welcome to Rocktober to everyone except one…
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pleeeeeease??? 🥺👉👈
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
😂😂
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Beyoncé Laughs While Using Phone/Tablet
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
whatever else is going on or I can’t be of service to her. At the same time, laughing and smiling and pretending like everything is fine when she is on my mind 24/7? It’s exhausting on a level I’m not sure I can convey or help anyone to fully understand. Void, consider yourself shouted into.
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
At times it feels like I live a double life, one where I’m happy, social, present, always smiling and another where I’m constantly terrified for my kid’s safety, dealing with her current trauma and fearful for what will come next. I recognize the importance of taking care of myself regardless of
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Awwww, congratulations to you both!!! 💙💙
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We’re seeing Primetime (finally!) on Friday. I don’t think we’ll be able to see another this weekend. Maybe during the week next week.
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I want to see! Daniel said he’d go with me.
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ah, September 30th…. The eve of everyone changing their handle to something spoopy and me not being able to figure out who your are anymore.
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George Clooney's Iconic 'Who Are You?' Meme
ALT: George Clooney's Iconic 'Who Are You?' Meme
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Seriously Let
ALT: Seriously Let
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You lost me at bruh. Imagining you actually saying that breaks my brain. 😂😂
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yes. Keep her show going just because we want her to. How dare she!?!??
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thank you 💙
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Awake, mind racing, afraid for my daughter’s life. No matter how I try to help, she refuses. Untreated mental health and substance issues, victim of trafficking and violence. I’m deeply worried of losing her and it feels like there’s nothing we can do. I’m so sad and terrified.
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That’s lovely and you’re both adorable and also can you come do this for me? 😂
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wait! That’s not my hand, either!!!! 😫
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Too bad. 24 hours for you!!!
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I feel like this might send @betarayben.bsky.social over the edge today. Don’t show him.
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