SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I believe it’s time to pitch my horror movie ideas again. Maybe this year, someone will have the courage to greenlight one of these projects. 2100
SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Woke up feral and leaking, and need someone to sit on it 🥺👉👈 3380
SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Date night with @orphanrefugee.bsky.social 💙 Rumba Kings and a lovely walk on the waterfront. 31080
SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 04/10/2026And this was the last photo in my camera roll before our building went up in flames 2180
SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 03/10/2026static.klipy.comHey Tayla: Man WavingALT: Hey Tayla: Man Waving 000
SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If I have to pay these hospital bills, my tits are gonna be out while I do it 2640
SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 03/10/2026C’mere…..static.klipy.comVictoria Justice's Excited HugALT: Victoria Justice's Excited Hug 120
SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I keep saying I believe in science, but you know what? I need to walk the walk [unzips] 150
SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comWhat Did You Call Me RickALT: What Did You Call Me Rick 020
SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My defense: If it was intentional, it would have said, “Go tits!” 110
SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 02/10/2026One of these days, out of the thousands of times it happens, I will miss that I typed “Go tit!” instead of “Got it!” in a work message and then you’ll never see me again. 2140
SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Yes. My family (me and @orphanrefugee.bsky.social ) is hungry. Please help. 150
SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“Loving you is easy, it’s you loving you that’s hard.” Damn. Destroy me first thing in the morning, why don’t you. 1140
SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hey, @orso-xl.bsky.social would like you to pitch that when a Lime ride starts, the phone used to reserve it gets bricked until the ride is over. 120
SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comBeyoncé Laughs While Using Phone/TabletALT: Beyoncé Laughs While Using Phone/Tablet 130
SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 01/10/2026whatever else is going on or I can’t be of service to her. At the same time, laughing and smiling and pretending like everything is fine when she is on my mind 24/7? It’s exhausting on a level I’m not sure I can convey or help anyone to fully understand. Void, consider yourself shouted into. 0150
SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 01/10/2026At times it feels like I live a double life, one where I’m happy, social, present, always smiling and another where I’m constantly terrified for my kid’s safety, dealing with her current trauma and fearful for what will come next. I recognize the importance of taking care of myself regardless of 1190
SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We’re seeing Primetime (finally!) on Friday. I don’t think we’ll be able to see another this weekend. Maybe during the week next week. 010
SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ah, September 30th…. The eve of everyone changing their handle to something spoopy and me not being able to figure out who your are anymore.static.klipy.comGeorge Clooney's Iconic 'Who Are You?' MemeALT: George Clooney's Iconic 'Who Are You?' Meme 1190
SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comSeriously LetALT: Seriously Let 020
SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You lost me at bruh. Imagining you actually saying that breaks my brain. 😂😂 120
SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yes. Keep her show going just because we want her to. How dare she!?!?? 000
SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Awake, mind racing, afraid for my daughter’s life. No matter how I try to help, she refuses. Untreated mental health and substance issues, victim of trafficking and violence. I’m deeply worried of losing her and it feels like there’s nothing we can do. I’m so sad and terrified. 1110
SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 30/09/2026That’s lovely and you’re both adorable and also can you come do this for me? 😂 120
SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I feel like this might send @betarayben.bsky.social over the edge today. Don’t show him. 150