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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 9h

Ah, September 30th…. The eve of everyone changing their handle to something spoopy and me not being able to figure out who your are anymore.

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George Clooney's Iconic 'Who Are You?' Meme

ALT: George Clooney's Iconic 'Who Are You?' Meme

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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Awake, mind racing, afraid for my daughter’s life. No matter how I try to help, she refuses. Untreated mental health and substance issues, victim of trafficking and violence. I’m deeply worried of losing her and it feels like there’s nothing we can do. I’m so sad and terrified.

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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I feel like this might send @betarayben.bsky.social over the edge today. Don’t show him.

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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Okay, but that 1 point deduction is killing the overachiever in me. Feeling rested, zero meetings today, it’s going to be a good one!

Apple Health dashboard showing a sleep score of 99 with 8.5 hours of sleep and typical vitals.

CPAP dashboard showing score of 100, 8.75 hours of usage, 1 event/hr.

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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Heard they wrote a song about you…

Apple CarPlay screen with the album cover for Young Frankenstein and the song He’s Loose.

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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

So excited for the return of sweata weatha! Hope Monday treats y’all well 🥰😘

Old man with a salt and pepper beard wearing a sweater that has blue, green, and tan stripes

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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Look at my handsome guy 🥰🥰

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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

good morning

A bearded man wearing a baseball cap, blue zip-up hoodie, and gray shorts taking a mirror selfie

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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Today feels like a good “invite a bud over for couch time” day

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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Its lounge around in a jockstrap night over here

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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I don’t joke about that. You tell me to sit, I sit.

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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I know the management of my apartment complex HATES me, but maybe they and their overlords should just try to be even the slightest bit less evil? No? Ok, then my snark will continue, jerks.

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Intense Cat Typing on Keyboard

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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Also, a portrait of a girl who doesn’t know how to stay on her blanket on the couch, but how could anyone be mad at that face?!?!

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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Portrait of a girl who doesn’t know she’s going on a road trip and staying in a hotel tonight!!

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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

FCF, but modest

Man taking selfie in mirror. He’s bald, salt and pepper beard, wearing a white t-shirt he’s pulling up to expose his hairy belly, and a black mesh jockstrap, showing his hard cock.

Closeup of a man’s crotch and hairy thighs. He’s wearing a black Nasty Pig mesh jockstrap showing his hard cock.

Man lying on a blue couch. He’s bald, salt & pepper beard, wearing a white t-shirt he’s pulling up to expose his hairy belly, and a black Nasty Pig mesh jockstrap showing his hard cock.

Man lying on a blue couch. He’s bald, salt & pepper beard, wearing a white t-shirt that’s pulled up to expose his hairy belly and nipple, and a black Nasty Pig mesh jockstrap he’s pulling down to show his bush and dick root.

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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

:::SCREAMS INTO VOID::: VOID: Shhhhh 🤫

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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Two years ago (9/23/2024), it was my brain. Last week, it was my heart (AFib), literally the day I got my fasted blood panel showing all my numbers were excellent! I’m okay, but am now subscribed to a remaining lifetime of neurology and cardiology monitoring. I won’t say getting older sucks, but…

Jennifer Coolidge with the caption “These organs they’re trying to murder me”

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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Why are we not cuddling right now?

Stoned homosexual in a brown hoodie, lying on a blue couch

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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This has been A Week™️. Looking forward to a chill weekend of movies and video games.

Bald man with a salt and pepper beard and salmon-ish hoodie in the passenger seat of a car, wearing his seatbelt

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Adam Sass @theadamsass.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

You can’t get a thing for under 10 bucks anymore—except my new book at Barnes & Noble! Use promo code PREORDER25 and get 25% off my upcoming all-in-one-night lock-in romance, HELLO I LOVE YOU GOODBYE!

IMAGE TEXT: cover for Hello I Love You Goodbye by Adam Sass. Text says “BN Preorder Sale. 25% off, use promo code PREORDER25. A witty and heartfelt YA romance about two boys who fall I love during an all-night school lock-in. Get my new book for under $10!)

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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Rocket #9 take off to the planet (to the planet) Vortexa

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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

So, @orphanrefugee.bsky.social refuses to watch Glitter with me this weekend and now I need a new husband. Who is free?

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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Today is the 25th anniversary of the Glitter soundtrack release and I can’t figure out why the 25th Anniversary Edition re-release isn’t today, but October 30 instead. Not one reason. 👀 ‼️

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J0miCrafts @j0micrafts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Enjoy 20% off all merch now through Labor Day -- no promo code necessary. Pick up something cute for yourself 💖

Photo of a beige canvas bag that says "bork bork bork" on it in the style of those "thank you thank you thank you" bags.

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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

48, huh? Wild. 🎂 (𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘥𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘺, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘍𝘊𝘍, 𝘴𝘰…)

Man taking a mirror selfie. He’s bald, salt & pepper beard, and wearing only a pair of shiny black shorts with a prominent bulge. The hair on his chest and stomach is wet.

Man taking a mirror selfie. He’s bald, salt & pepper beard, and wearing only a pair of shiny black shorts pulled down to his thighs exposing his hard, wet cock. The hair on his chest and stomach is also wet.

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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Decided to try my hand at macarons this weekend. Testy little buggers. This is my second batter attempt, the first was over-whipped. Filling is a ring of blueberry buttercream with a blueberry compote in the center.

Three light purple macarons with dark purple filling on a blue plate.

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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Starting this 3-day weekend with ✨ fully-restored powers ✨

Man taking a full-length mirror selfie, wearing an olive green bomber jacket over a cream textured henley shirt, brown pants, and brown lace-up boots. They stand casually with one hand in a pocket and smile slightly at the camera in a softly lit room.

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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

For those who get a 3-day weekend, what are y’all up to? Any fun plans?

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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

You know what hasn’t been recalled? Dick and cock and ass.

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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Chill Saturday night

Man with a hairy chest in blue and white striped boxers, holding his dick out of the fly.

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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I loved Coyote vs. ACME. I’m so glad it didn’t get locked away forever. Funny, nostalgic, full of heart. Beep! Beep!

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Wile E Coyote: That's All Folks!

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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Unable to sleep, reading to try and distract me from worries about my daughter. I can’t stop myself from fearing the worst. 😞

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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

New work headshot just dropped 🥰

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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Really wanting to be outside right now instead of working.

Man sitting at his desk, chin on fist, looking out the window.

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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

A quiet, early morning #scs in the woods

Close-up of a man lying in bed, with warm sunlight falling across their bare, hairy torso and a white sheet partially covering their body, soft cock lying toward their right thigh

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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Some of my favorite humans & a few of the things I made for them (absent: Steve made amazing scrambled eggs with spinach and tomatoes and I forgot to take a photo! 😫). In my happy place, showing love through cooking. 🥰 @sporedrive.space @highscorehimbo.bsky.social @orphanrefugee.bsky.social

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Manny 🇵🇷🏳️‍🌈 @sporedrive.space · 23/08/2026

Time to go home. Had a lovely weekend at The Cottage with some of my fav silly geese 🥰. @highscorehimbo.bsky.social @orphanrefugee.bsky.social @smoothheaded.bsky.social

Bunch of friends outside of their cottage in the woods making silly faces

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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

It’s my Friday and then tonight, we’re off to a house in the middle of nowhere to rest and recharge with good friends, food, music, books, and a hot tub! ✨✨ peaceful vibes only ✨✨

A modern looking house with a beautiful garden in front and tall trees behind.

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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Been using a Brick to help lock down my phone during the day, when I’m in bed, and during times I want to be present. Comparing these two Mondays, I’d say it is pretty effective.

Screenshot reporting screen time of 2 hours 42 minutes.

Screenshot reporting screen time of 7 hours and 20 minutes.

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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

🎶 Everybody get in my pants! 🎶 - Madonna, Danceteria I love this song…

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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Can we just lie around all day and do nothing? Well, not nothing…

Bearded man with a hairy torso taking a mirror selfie. He’s wearing a gray baseball cap, unzipped blue hoodie, and gray gym shorts.

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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Sometimes it’s good to get your thoughts out on paper.

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