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Daniel

@orphanrefugee.bsky.social
1.8K followers 1.7K following 3.6K posts

he/him • GenX • gay • educator • theatre artist • to the left of left • chaotic good • ethical hedonist (always seeking joy but never at the expense of others) • 💍 to @smoothheaded.bsky.social 📍 Seattle

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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hope y’all are having a mighty fine day. I know I am!
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When you jokingly tell him to sit on your **** and he says “you know what, I think I will,” and hops right on. That’s love, folks!
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Jason Momoa Makes a Heart Shape with Hands
ALT: Jason Momoa Makes a Heart Shape with Hands
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What’s your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
All workers deserve to feel empowered and protected.
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We’ll be there tonight! Beep Beep
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I bought these at the same time, so it’s a tie. I also bought my first Sony Discman that day, all at Sam Goody. It’s a deeply imprinted memory.
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
See a ranger, post a ranger.
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The Lone Ranger: Hi-Yo Silver!
ALT: The Lone Ranger: Hi-Yo Silver!
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
If you encounter this guy on the streets, go up behind him, punch him in the back of his head knocking the glasses off and then step on them and crush them. He won’t have any video evidence and no one around will corroborate the dickhead’s story.
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
His cakes are always so damn tasty! You don’t want to stop eating them.
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
People: You can't just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song. Me: You say, I only hear what I want to… (C’mon Gen X)
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Agreed, and this one here, which makes watching Cape Fear so challenging!!
Javier Bardem in a white linen jacket and dark colored shirt, in noir lighting where his smoldering pierce through the darkness.
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The new auto shop in town left this in the center console when I went and picked up the car. After a really smooth and straightforward experience where everything was transparent and zero pressure, they definitely secured our loyalty.
Center console in car full of candy with a note that says “customers like you are the bees knees.”
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
@mal-content.bsky.social’s image here is pretty close to mine but I’ll also say it’s kind of like this too:
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Frozen: Elsa Sings 'Let It Go'
ALT: Frozen: Elsa Sings 'Let It Go'
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Our bedroom is getting a refresh with new sheets, duvet/cover, and curtains. We’re trying to make it a simple, elegant sanctuary reminiscent of classic men’s shirts. (Picture below is not our room btw).
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I rarely like to see a movie multiple times, but I’m already wanting to go back and see The Odyssey. It’s an epic depiction of the classic hero’s journey story structure.
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This is all too real. We need a power up and a 1-up mushroom to get us through this.
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Funny, considering that I was born in New Orleans, my color palette would be Mardi Gras. Fitting.
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
QUESTION: What are your FIVE favourite cities anywhere in the world? I imagine there are better out there, but my int’l travels are pretty much limited to Europe and the Americas. I need to go East! Prague Berlin Chicago Vancouver Mexico City Smaller city honorable mentions: Bratislava, Regensburg
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I spent $5,500 on a graduate certificate that is going to give me a $15,000 raise for next year. I’d say that was a sound investment.
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s time to vote out every single fucking Democrat who willingly licks the boots of those who consciously and with glee cause harm to us. They are not listening to us and only operating in their own best interests. Get the fuck out, you weak, selfish pieces of shit!
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Looking kinda butch today. Not mad at it.
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Not gonna happen! Not on my watch! (Mammoth Springs, Yellowstone)
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Ya goddamn right I am. britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
What do you get for a dad who has everything? 🕳️
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Yeah I got that dog in me.
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I often fantasize about being Cersei Lannister blowing up the entire keep to completely reset the rule of law in Westeros.
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Cersei Winning
ALT: Cersei Winning
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Fighting the urge to say something obscene and objectifying…
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Happiest of birthdays to my great true love, @smoothheaded.bsky.social ! To celebrate, I gave him one of his favorite things twice last night. But he deserves so much more, so form a line, fellas, and wish him well!
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I think if every man got to experience the ecstasy of being eaten and railed into oblivion, there would be no wars, really.
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Wouldn’t it be great if we had another Reagan gift during Pride Month?
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Goobie Rest In Piss: Kap G Dancing at Grave
ALT: Goobie Rest In Piss: Kap G Dancing at Grave
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I didn’t know you could sling d*** on TaskRabbit! :: downloads app::
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
This is why I like to tell people I’m Canadian when I’m traveling to other countries.
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Tag yourself. I’m struggling to decide between give until gone and abnormal.
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Rhythm Nation If That’s the Way Love Goes Miss U Much Again Any Time, Any Place
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
“Shakedown, 1979. Cool kids never had the time…”
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I kept asking “why is this roast beef from the deli so salty.” Turns out it was pastrami all this time.
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a man wearing glasses is talking to a woman and says `` well , i feel stupid '' .
ALT: a man wearing glasses is talking to a woman and says `` well , i feel stupid '' .
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I had stress dreams all night. I don’t remember what they were specifically. In just remember waking up three times stressed the fuck out. Happy Monday, y’all.
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
@smoothheaded.bsky.social has volunteered to withhold sex from me if I order another fragrance. I might have a problem, y’all. But the threat of no sex may be just the motivator I need!
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a man in a suit and sunglasses is holding a spray bottle and smiling .
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Man, I love an ice cold crunchy sweet and tart Apple. None better. Yeah, I’m looking at you Pink Lady right out of the fridge.
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a cartoon worm is sticking its tongue out while standing in a pile of peaches .
ALT: a cartoon worm is sticking its tongue out while standing in a pile of peaches .
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Ok, last one of these. The Dude abides!
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
3B - sure, they are both eye candy and I’d fantasize about an Eiffel Tower, but I choose it mostly because both of them I know would just stay quiet and mind their business all flight. I can’t do plane chatter.
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
One of my favorite hobbies is blocking accounts that follow me where all they do is repost other people’s pics.
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a woman wearing glasses is reading a book and says " nuh uh " at the bottom
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I stand by this statement. And I’m not surprised, really.
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
It’s not the stupid “I’m honored to announce” shit on LinkedIn that annoys me the most. It’s the people taking five paragraphs to argue for obvious and commonly held practices like they are dropping some kind of groundbreaking wisdom.
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a man with a beard is wearing a black and white sweater and making a face .
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Walking a big dog in the snow as they plow through like it’s nothing… yeah, one of the least fun activities I can think of.
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a man with his eyes closed and the word schitts creek on the bottom left
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Post your most Daddy pic(s). There are many versions of that role within me.
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
You, in another decade. 20 years ago. I was baby.
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Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I’m a certified genius with crippling low self-esteem. Too real?
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