Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Hope y’all are having a mighty fine day. I know I am! 6810
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026When you jokingly tell him to sit on your **** and he says “you know what, I think I will,” and hops right on. That’s love, folks!static.klipy.comJason Momoa Makes a Heart Shape with HandsALT: Jason Momoa Makes a Heart Shape with Hands 0290
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026What’s your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only. 0121
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026All workers deserve to feel empowered and protected. 0191
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness 0151
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I bought these at the same time, so it’s a tie. I also bought my first Sony Discman that day, all at Sam Goody. It’s a deeply imprinted memory. 1130
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026See a ranger, post a ranger.static.klipy.comThe Lone Ranger: Hi-Yo Silver!ALT: The Lone Ranger: Hi-Yo Silver! 030
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 13/08/2026If you encounter this guy on the streets, go up behind him, punch him in the back of his head knocking the glasses off and then step on them and crush them. He won’t have any video evidence and no one around will corroborate the dickhead’s story. 1110
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 10/08/2026His cakes are always so damn tasty! You don’t want to stop eating them. 3200
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 09/08/2026People: You can't just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song. Me: You say, I only hear what I want to… (C’mon Gen X) 5141
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Agreed, and this one here, which makes watching Cape Fear so challenging!! 160
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 24/07/2026The new auto shop in town left this in the center console when I went and picked up the car. After a really smooth and straightforward experience where everything was transparent and zero pressure, they definitely secured our loyalty. 0220
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 23/07/2026@mal-content.bsky.social’s image here is pretty close to mine but I’ll also say it’s kind of like this too: 060
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 22/07/2026static.klipy.comFrozen: Elsa Sings 'Let It Go'ALT: Frozen: Elsa Sings 'Let It Go' 350
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Our bedroom is getting a refresh with new sheets, duvet/cover, and curtains. We’re trying to make it a simple, elegant sanctuary reminiscent of classic men’s shirts. (Picture below is not our room btw). 1220
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I rarely like to see a movie multiple times, but I’m already wanting to go back and see The Odyssey. It’s an epic depiction of the classic hero’s journey story structure. 0101
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 16/07/2026This is all too real. We need a power up and a 1-up mushroom to get us through this. 0150
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Funny, considering that I was born in New Orleans, my color palette would be Mardi Gras. Fitting. 4150
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 15/07/2026QUESTION: What are your FIVE favourite cities anywhere in the world? I imagine there are better out there, but my int’l travels are pretty much limited to Europe and the Americas. I need to go East! Prague Berlin Chicago Vancouver Mexico City Smaller city honorable mentions: Bratislava, Regensburg 171
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I spent $5,500 on a graduate certificate that is going to give me a $15,000 raise for next year. I’d say that was a sound investment. 3290
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026It’s time to vote out every single fucking Democrat who willingly licks the boots of those who consciously and with glee cause harm to us. They are not listening to us and only operating in their own best interests. Get the fuck out, you weak, selfish pieces of shit! 1220
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Not gonna happen! Not on my watch! (Mammoth Springs, Yellowstone) 1111
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Ya goddamn right I am. britmonkey.com/2020s-politi... 4190
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I often fantasize about being Cersei Lannister blowing up the entire keep to completely reset the rule of law in Westeros.static.klipy.comCersei WinningALT: Cersei Winning 1170
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Fighting the urge to say something obscene and objectifying… 1100
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Happiest of birthdays to my great true love, @smoothheaded.bsky.social ! To celebrate, I gave him one of his favorite things twice last night. But he deserves so much more, so form a line, fellas, and wish him well! 1251
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I think if every man got to experience the ecstasy of being eaten and railed into oblivion, there would be no wars, really. 2380
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Wouldn’t it be great if we had another Reagan gift during Pride Month?static.klipy.comGoobie Rest In Piss: Kap G Dancing at GraveALT: Goobie Rest In Piss: Kap G Dancing at Grave 1200
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I didn’t know you could sling d*** on TaskRabbit! :: downloads app:: 0170
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 29/05/2026This is why I like to tell people I’m Canadian when I’m traveling to other countries. 150
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Tag yourself. I’m struggling to decide between give until gone and abnormal. 391
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Rhythm Nation If That’s the Way Love Goes Miss U Much Again Any Time, Any Place 1110
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I kept asking “why is this roast beef from the deli so salty.” Turns out it was pastrami all this time.media.tenor.coma man wearing glasses is talking to a woman and says `` well , i feel stupid '' .ALT: a man wearing glasses is talking to a woman and says `` well , i feel stupid '' . 3160
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I had stress dreams all night. I don’t remember what they were specifically. In just remember waking up three times stressed the fuck out. Happy Monday, y’all. 5440
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 25/03/2026@smoothheaded.bsky.social has volunteered to withhold sex from me if I order another fragrance. I might have a problem, y’all. But the threat of no sex may be just the motivator I need!media.tenor.coma man in a suit and sunglasses is holding a spray bottle and smiling .ALT: a man in a suit and sunglasses is holding a spray bottle and smiling . 1120
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Man, I love an ice cold crunchy sweet and tart Apple. None better. Yeah, I’m looking at you Pink Lady right out of the fridge.media.tenor.coma cartoon worm is sticking its tongue out while standing in a pile of peaches .ALT: a cartoon worm is sticking its tongue out while standing in a pile of peaches . 0141
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 20/03/20263B - sure, they are both eye candy and I’d fantasize about an Eiffel Tower, but I choose it mostly because both of them I know would just stay quiet and mind their business all flight. I can’t do plane chatter. 360
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 18/03/2026One of my favorite hobbies is blocking accounts that follow me where all they do is repost other people’s pics.media.tenor.coma woman wearing glasses is reading a book and says " nuh uh " at the bottomALT: a woman wearing glasses is reading a book and says " nuh uh " at the bottom 5250
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 16/03/2026I stand by this statement. And I’m not surprised, really. 1131
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 15/03/2026It’s not the stupid “I’m honored to announce” shit on LinkedIn that annoys me the most. It’s the people taking five paragraphs to argue for obvious and commonly held practices like they are dropping some kind of groundbreaking wisdom.media.tenor.coma man with a beard is wearing a black and white sweater and making a face .ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a black and white sweater and making a face . 070
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Walking a big dog in the snow as they plow through like it’s nothing… yeah, one of the least fun activities I can think of.media.tenor.coma man with his eyes closed and the word schitts creek on the bottom leftALT: a man with his eyes closed and the word schitts creek on the bottom left 041
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Post your most Daddy pic(s). There are many versions of that role within me. 4520
Daniel @orphanrefugee.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I’m a certified genius with crippling low self-esteem. Too real? 150