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SmoothHeaded

@smoothheaded.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈 in the PNW Reading, casual gaming, LEGO, cooking/baking, never finishing craft projects. 👬 (@orphanrefugee.bsky.social) - when he’s not deactivated and taking a break

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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 2h
Carrot cake with golden raisins, toasted coconut, and toasted pecans with a cream cheese frosting and cupcakes of the same. 🤤🤤 it’s so gooood
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 7h
Stoned, baking, you should come hang out…
A man standing in the kitchen wearing only a gray cap and jockey briefs and white crew socks. He’s at a kitchen island with ingredients for carrot cake
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 9h
Tell them you’ve got somewhere to be and then take your pick
Bald man with a beard wearing  a black tank top and shiny black shorts with the ass cut out and black socks with white stripes. He’s sitting on an office chair and his ass cheeks are showing through the hole in the shortsBald man with a beard wearing  a black tank top and shiny black shorts and black socks, putting one foot sole facing the camera
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 13h
Other Mommy, is that you?
Two fags at the movies
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 14h
Good morning 😘
Bald man with a salt and pepper beard and hairy chest lying in bed getting blown by another man
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 17h
Up early, doing some light reading…
Dark room, a hand holding an e-reader in dark mode, illuminating a hard cock next to it
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I know exactly what doctor to send you to.
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I believe it’s time to pitch my horror movie ideas again. Maybe this year, someone will have the courage to greenlight one of these projects.
Trio of mocked up movie posters:

A Nughtmare on Sesame Street, with a s so, a lot of big bird wearing a Freddie Krueger glove

HalloBean, with Jamie Lee Curtis in profile and Mr. Bean in the background looking menacing 

Friday the 13th Going on 30, with the silhouette of Jason filled with a photo of Jennifer Garner
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Date night with @orphanrefugee.bsky.social 💙 Rumba Kings and a lovely walk on the waterfront.
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And this was the last photo in my camera roll before our building went up in flames
Jumping spider
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s steamy in here bro
Man taking a selfie in the mirror. He’s wearing a backwards cap, gold chain, and gray gym shorts he’s pulling down to show part of his dick.
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If I have to pay these hospital bills, my tits are gonna be out while I do it
Man sitting at a desk. He’s wearing a gray cap and no shirt.
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And I would let him
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Welcome to Rocktober to everyone except one…
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Okay, but that 1 point deduction is killing the overachiever in me. Feeling rested, zero meetings today, it’s going to be a good one!
Apple Health dashboard showing a sleep score of 99 with 8.5 hours of sleep and typical vitals.CPAP dashboard showing score of 100, 8.75 hours of usage, 1 event/hr.
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Heard they wrote a song about you…
Apple CarPlay screen with the album cover for Young Frankenstein and the song He’s Loose.
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So excited for the return of sweata weatha! Hope Monday treats y’all well 🥰😘
Old man with a salt and pepper beard  wearing a sweater that has blue, green, and tan stripes
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
good morning
A bearded man wearing a baseball cap, blue zip-up hoodie, and gray shorts taking a mirror selfie
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Portrait of a girl who doesn’t know she’s going on a road trip and staying in a hotel tonight!!
Black labradoodle lying on a blue couch
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Two years ago (9/23/2024), it was my brain. Last week, it was my heart (AFib), literally the day I got my fasted blood panel showing all my numbers were excellent! I’m okay, but am now subscribed to a remaining lifetime of neurology and cardiology monitoring. I won’t say getting older sucks, but…
Jennifer Coolidge with the caption “These organs they’re trying to murder me”
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why are we not cuddling right now?
Stoned homosexual in a brown hoodie, lying on a blue couch
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you see this, post a blond
Album cover for Frank Ocean’s blond
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This has been A Week™️. Looking forward to a chill weekend of movies and video games.
Bald man with a salt and pepper beard and salmon-ish hoodie in the passenger seat of a car, wearing his seatbelt
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So, @orphanrefugee.bsky.social refuses to watch Glitter with me this weekend and now I need a new husband. Who is free?
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Today is the 25th anniversary of the Glitter soundtrack release and I can’t figure out why the 25th Anniversary Edition re-release isn’t today, but October 30 instead. Not one reason. 👀 ‼️
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Decided to try my hand at macarons this weekend. Testy little buggers. This is my second batter attempt, the first was over-whipped. Filling is a ring of blueberry buttercream with a blueberry compote in the center.
Three light purple macarons with dark purple filling on a blue plate.
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Starting this 3-day weekend with ✨ fully-restored powers ✨
Man taking a full-length mirror selfie, wearing an olive green bomber jacket over a cream textured henley shirt, brown pants, and brown lace-up boots. They stand casually with one hand in a pocket and smile slightly at the camera in a softly lit room.
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Chill Saturday night
Man with a hairy chest in blue and white striped boxers, holding his dick out of the fly.
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
New work headshot just dropped 🥰
headshot of a bald man with a salt-and-pepper beard and clear-framed glasses, wearing a dark polo shirt against a softly blurred blue background.
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Really wanting to be outside right now instead of working.
Man sitting at his desk, chin on fist, looking out the window.
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Some of my favorite humans & a few of the things I made for them (absent: Steve made amazing scrambled eggs with spinach and tomatoes and I forgot to take a photo! 😫). In my happy place, showing love through cooking. 🥰 @sporedrive.space @highscorehimbo.bsky.social @orphanrefugee.bsky.social
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It’s my Friday and then tonight, we’re off to a house in the middle of nowhere to rest and recharge with good friends, food, music, books, and a hot tub! ✨✨ peaceful vibes only ✨✨
A modern looking house with a beautiful garden in front and tall trees behind.
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
~~pewpew~~
A black Labradoodle wearing a black baseball cap and pointing a gun at the camera and she knows how to use it
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Been using a Brick to help lock down my phone during the day, when I’m in bed, and during times I want to be present. Comparing these two Mondays, I’d say it is pretty effective.
Screenshot reporting screen time of 2 hours 42 minutes. Screenshot reporting screen time of 7 hours and 20 minutes.
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Sometimes it’s good to get your thoughts out on paper.
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Can we just lie around all day and do nothing? Well, not nothing…
Bearded man with a hairy torso taking a mirror selfie. He’s wearing a gray baseball cap, unzipped blue hoodie, and gray gym shorts.
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
When did you know? Jason Lives - I watched this scene OVER and OVER just to watch Cort.
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Decided to make a cake today. I’m now in a food coma.
6” two layer chocolate cake with whipped chocolate ganache frosting and rainbow sprinkles on top. Slice of two-layer chocolate cake with whipped chocolate ganache frosting and rainbow sprinkles on a teal plate
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
OMG, found this on YouTube! About to revisit my childhood.
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
errands done, now we ✨relax✨
Man taking a mirror selfie. He’s wearing a baseball cap, sleeveless shirt he’s lifting to show his left nipple, and a blue thong.
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Entering my Monstro Elisasue era
Cases of wine called Substance
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
We’re sitting on the couch watching E2 of The Shards.
Two gays, one without a shirt, the other with a tshirt (prude) sitting on a couch
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
hey
Bald and bearded man wearing glasses, shirtless, lying on the couch, showing his hairy chest and armpit like a slut
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This does it for you, huh?
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Oh I’m just up eating a bread roll. You?
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
What does this say about me?
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Uh oh 😈
Screenshot of email saying “Your Mr. S Leather Order Has Shipped” and is arriving on Friday.
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Evergreen:
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Out on a school night? Scandalous!!
Bald and bearded man wearing a black shirt with a floral print that is unbuttoned snd and a cream mesh tank underneath.
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SmoothHeaded @smoothheaded.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Sick days are so rough, y’all, but my recovery is going well. 🤒
Photo Booth strip from the zoo with two fags:
1; normal smiles
2: kisses - awwww
3: bunny ears and laughing 
4: chaos
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