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// ꌗ꓄ꋬꉧ // @staxdeadempress.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
reminder
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Stelynn
@lifeofstelynn   “You seem off today.”   Me: I’m actually off everyday, just didn’t hide it well today.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I didn't want the wheelchair, the stick or the shower stool.   But I wanted my independence back and accepting the aids were the only way to get it.   Chronically Cara
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titsay 𓆏 @titsay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
@stinkratscharms.bsky.social
Disabled Trash Wit...
@StinkRatsCharms   Can you imagine if people cared about disabled people because we are people and not because they're like oh, that's inevitable for me one day   Also reminder that while some of us have awesome skills, being unable to do anything doesn't mean you deserve to be left behind
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
tv, weekend, how to make this funny, how do I answer this question without sounding pathetic, what will I do if insurance doesn't pay for this, how will I pay my bills, eek, medical fatigue, can I do this task without consequences, uggh pretend to feel okay, did I remember to take my meds, everything else, oof, why am I so stressed, doctor's appointments, grin and bare it, food, I;m afraid to go out because what if, ouch, pick up all my prescriptions, am I just faking it, my doctor sucks
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Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This has happened twice this week and I am just SO OVER IT. #erliart
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// ꌗ꓄ꋬꉧ // @staxdeadempress.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
every single actor joining the new harry potter series saying "I don't agree with JK Rowling's opinions!"
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Spooky McSpookyface the Third 9th of Her Name, Lass of Terror. @lulz.network · 15/08/2026
There you have it.
so, (barely) reading between the lines of what Twitch's staff said:

1) they were forced by Amazon to add the AI training setting and to make it opt-out, because the overlords know perfectly well there's no reason anyone would ever opt-in

2) the actual Twitch staff who run Twitch do not like this and are of the same mind about it as all of you

3) Taking the time to opt-out, even if you don't really stream, gives them data to take to meetings with their overlords to prove that Twitch users dislike AI and pushing it too hard will drive people from the site. 

Settings > Security and Privacy > Training for Generative AI
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Artist: CHRONICALLY MEH
An illustration showing a person sitting on the ground resting their chin on their hand while holding a smartphone, surrounded by soft pastel text bubbles.

Title Text: "Things I consider before doing something simple"

Watermark: A small speech bubble on the left reading "CHRONICALLY MEH"

Surrounding Text Bubbles:

"How much pain I can afford"

"What excuse sounds normal"

"What recovery window I have"

"If I can hide it well enough"

"If it's worth the crash"
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smolcoffeecrab.bsky.social @smolcoffeecrab.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
And I bet you ate in every single one, absolutely stylin'!
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🐈‍⬛🌙 @lune.monster · 13/08/2026
Stole this from the comments because this shit shouldn't be behind a paywall.
Crucially, the GLOVE has limitations, chief among them that for the device to work effectively and deliver its restraining pain shock, it must come into contact with the subject's bare skin. According to Compliant Technologies, the gloves won't work through dry clothing or thick hair. The gloves will work, however, if the subject is wearing thin, wet clothing, such as soaked T-shirts or blouses. The GLOVE also does not like being dunked in water and will likely be rendered inoperable if this happens.
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smolcoffeecrab.bsky.social @smolcoffeecrab.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Best rude ravens ever <3
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lottie @lottievixen.xyz · 05/07/2026
well that's rockstar, uber and nvidia on the fuck no list source www.bbc.com/news/technol...
bbc.com
Lapsus$: GTA 6 hacker handed indefinite hospital order
Judge says hacker remains a high risk through his skills and motivation to carry out cyber-crime.
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Eagleheart @eagleheart87.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
tapping the sign
Ignoring and writing off southern states due to regressive policies does nothing to help those fighting against such policies, and only aids further regression. Your neighborhood isn't better just because it has brick oven pizzas and craft breweries
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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I am low-key obsessed with this pair of Chinese designers, in no small part because the model guy is SERVING.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
two-panel meme using screenshots from the movie Practical Magic. In the top left corner, the account handle "@chronicallychillmemes" is watermarked.

The top panel shows a red-haired woman with an intense, wide-eyed expression and her mouth open in shock. Large white text on the left reads "my doctor:". Centered at the bottom of the panel, closed captions read: "[ WHISPERING ] What is wrong with you?".

The bottom panel shows a dark-haired woman mirroring the exact same intense, wide-eyed, and aggressive expression with an open mouth. Large white text on the left reads "me:". Centered at the bottom of the panel, closed captions read: "[ WHISPERING ] I DON’T KNOW! that’s why i’m paying you".
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it's an uncivil war @lucyksy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Suffering in silence rarely works.
When we recover loudly we keep others from dying quietly.
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🍂🫖🍁 Pete’s British Fall 🍂☕️🍁 @pmc871.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Just an FYI… 🏳️‍🌈
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
IF YOU SEE THIS CLOSE THE TAB IMMEDIATELY this is a trick to install malware on your machine. it is not a real captcha system.
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smolcoffeecrab.bsky.social @smolcoffeecrab.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
That is what I like to call the Common American Entitled Freak
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
what right wingers mean when they say immigrant
4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
Pink guy and White guy are having a chat.
White guy: Urrrgh! I’m so sick of immigrants! I’m moving to another country

Panel 2: 
Pink guy: So, you’re gonna become an immigrant?

Panel 3:
White Guy: Well yeah, but I’m white, so y’know…

Panel 4: 
White guy: Not like, an immigrant immigrant
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
guy with a megaphone yelling 'all your labs came back normal' to a guy who's body is lying there with his head off and rolled forward with a worried look on his face 


fb/autoimmune & chronic illness memes humor
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
@spoonfulofhan.bsky.social
@spoonfulofhan

Being disabled and chronically ill is traumatic. We’re gaslit by doctors, pushed aside by society, some loved ones don’t believe us, our planned futures disappeared, and we’re experiencing our bodies attack themselves. We always feel sick, and we’re in pain. It’s traumatizing.
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I spent 6 months working for a Swiss NGO researching the tactics used by Big Oil and how similar they are to Big Tobacco’s tactics, and I can tell you that the ones used by ‘Big AI’ are virtually identical.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
when someone calls my phone instead of just texting like a normal person [pic of alien muppets nope'ing at a phone from sesame street]
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Safe Muffins @safemuffins.vip · 20/03/2026
Want to add on to this here with a couple other important framing points: * The USPS, like our military is a function of our government, and is not supposed to make a 'profit'. * Because the USPS is not a business entity, and a function of our government, it cannot be 'insolvent'.
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smolcoffeecrab.bsky.social @smolcoffeecrab.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Being invited to a family dinner shouldn’t set off an anxiety attack that blooms into a full on migraine to the point I have to callin to work
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
This is how chronically ill friends text
[text message]  
grey - are you okay  
blue - no are you ok  
grey- no, you?  
blue - nope  
grey - love you  
blue - love you too
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smolcoffeecrab.bsky.social @smolcoffeecrab.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
looking fantastic, dude!
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
@DEAR_CHRONIC_PAIN
EXHAUSTING THINGS THAT LEAD TO MEDICAL BURNOUT" featuring a colorful wheel chart. Each slice of the wheel has an arrow pointing to a specific challenge faced by those with chronic illness.

Starting from the top and moving clockwise, the text descriptions are:

    Spending hours on the phone making appointments, getting referrals, or handling insurance.

    Your body paying the price for having fun.

    Accruing medical debt.

    Repeatedly having to explain your condition to those who question it (including medical professionals).

    Keeping organized with multiple specialists.

    Loss of trust in medical professionals from prior gaslighting or medical trauma.

    Keeping track of prescriptions and supplements.

    Fighting for a diagnosis or answers to a diagnosis.

    Constantly having to advocate for your health.

At the bottom, the image is credited to @DEAR_CHRONIC_PAIN
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Jaws🎃 @jaws-stone.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Proud but Angry 2023 Forever relevant (sadly).
A snake jutting out from a cluster of flowers, ready to strike
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Source: geometric-bs on tumblr
Source: geometric-bs on tumblr 

"Doing your best" (with chronic illness)
My doctor (bless him) straight up went "don't" when I said "I'll do my best"

Because what I think "my best" is, is completely draining myself for this One Thing and going above and beyond

I guess this goes for people w/o chronic illness as well, but "your best" shouldn't mean you end up hurting yourself in the long run. "Your best" is as much as you are willing to devote to something proportional to how much you care about it within the confines of what is healthy for you AND considering all the other stuff you have to do

Please just- holy heck we're already struggling so much please don't devote your precious energy to something that doesn't deserve it

don't do your best, do whats best for you
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🦄Vel, Haurchefant's Pony🦄 @veloxaraptor.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a cartoon of a man with a star on his sleeve
ALT: a cartoon of a man with a star on his sleeve
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Folderal Conspiracy, Esq @folderalconspiracy.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
It is very easy to read statements like this as a joke. This is not a joke. We have proven with AI, completely by accident, what knowledgeable people have been saying for decades: the environment that rich people live in gives them a very specific personality disorder.
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smolcoffeecrab.bsky.social @smolcoffeecrab.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
FUCK YES!
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Cethlenn @cethlenn13.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Another art dump... #art #artwip #myart#TES #TheElderScrolls #Morrowind #Skyrim #Dunmer #Nerevarine #danger!Josh #TeldrynSero #darkelf #elf #ashlander #tesOC
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
disabled-planet
Jan 11, 2025

Having an undiagnosed condition makes it difficult to feel valid, I get it. You don’t know where you’re headed in life. You feel like everyone doesn’t believe you or label it as “stress” or “anxiety”. It’s draining and frustrating, I feel that.

Reminder to those without a diagnosis for any reason, especially if it’s so far, difficult to address due to your symptoms. You are valid, so valid. Also, you are still disabled even without a diagnosis.
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💙 DYNAMO-DEEPBLUE 💙 @dynamo-deepblue.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
They're hoping we'll forget about this in a few months and that we'll resubscribe to Nitro so they can get back their funding for this nonsense. Cancel yours and do not forget about this.
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The Alchemist 🇨🇦 @alchemistsstudio.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Art is resistance and sometimes makes your eyes watery. Also wanted to remember all those who have been killed and their grieving families 💙 www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Eight people have died in dealings with ICE so far in 2026. These are their stories
The high-profile killings of Minneapolis residents Alex Pretti and Renee Nicole Good are only two among many
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Louise Simonsen @louistonehill.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Promising headline that completely overstates what is expressed in the actual text Discord's response can be summed up to saying they're aware of the ethical and security problems, but they're not doing anything of substance to protect or respect users, and will make zero substantial policy changes
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Karla Ortiz @kortizart.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Hell yea! Our hard work, our creative innovations are not tech’s gold mine. The tech industry standard of exploitation and theft is not “progress”. Our rights are to be respected and tech must to adapt to US! Lets stand together! Learn more via link below👇 #StealingIsntInnovation
stealingisntinnovation.com
Home | Stealing Isn't Innovation
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 11/02/2026
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
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Lu @dottea.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
For those wanting to know about the DayLITE situation, I personally know a bunch of art moots / friends who were scammed by this guy and to hear it went beyond exploiting artists for their work alone is awful. TW for sexual harrassment - again I'm sorry to anyone who was involved in this.
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𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚝e 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚒 ✶⋆ @mintymori.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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Tessa @amitessornotlol.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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Na @namurii.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Francia está defendiendo a España:
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Cethlenn @cethlenn13.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Another wip update.
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