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Sean Kirby

@smkirby.bsky.social
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Avid reader | Cynically optimistic Bills and Sabres fan | Grant developer | Casual gamer

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Sean Kirby @smkirby.bsky.social · 3m
Russell Yurk feels like he was designed in a lab to annoy football watchers
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Sean Kirby @smkirby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Shoutout to OP but also (whispers because I don’t wanna jinx it) they might need to pay Quinn
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
with all respect: i'm losing touch with what AI does because i have no interest in it and it's not my business. nobody worries about me losing touch with developments in particle physics or artificial bull insemination. it's not my fault the richest guys on earth want me to make their toy my life
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Sean Kirby @smkirby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m pretty sure the last time the Sabres won in Columbus was 2011 when Kaleta fought someone and fed them like 30 consecutive lefty punches
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Sean Kirby @smkirby.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The luxury Bo Nix has in just being able to play like complete dog shit for the first half of almost every game and it not mattering because the Broncos defense will keep the offense in it is insane
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Sean Kirby @smkirby.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That was why I figured it was incredibly stupid to not kick the ball short
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Sean Kirby @smkirby.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
AGAIN How do you not call a bootleg and trust that either (a) somebody will be wide open or (b) Lamar can win the race to the pylon
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Sean Kirby @smkirby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Derrick Henry getting stuffed on 4th and 1 is a reminder of how great it is to have Josh on the tush push
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Sean Kirby @smkirby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thank you John Harbaugh for kicking surrender field goals all day Also throw these uniforms into a trash compacter
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Sean Kirby @smkirby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I remain stunned that so many NFL players just don’t use their arms while attempting tackles
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Sean Kirby @smkirby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Terry Pegula gave us a guaranteed L with this shit
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Sean Kirby @smkirby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The uniform gods are punishing the Bills for their unrepentant cash grab
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Sean Kirby @smkirby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s the uniforms
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Sean Kirby @smkirby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I did NOT expect Phantogram to go that hard live. Kudos to ‘em.
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Sean Kirby @smkirby.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Any time you can settle for a field goal on 4th and 5 from inside the ten to make a two score game a two score game, you gotta do it
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Sean Kirby @smkirby.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Aaron Glenn’s clock management is abysmal
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Sean Kirby @smkirby.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
From the early portions of most of these games: it feels like the Bills were playing a different sport in the first half on Thursday
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Sean Kirby @smkirby.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It feels like the Steelers have been playing this iteration of Tomlin Ball for an eternity
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Sean Kirby @smkirby.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Winning a Thursday night game is just glorious
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Sean Kirby @smkirby.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That was the literal only guy Dorian Williams should’ve been worried about
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Sean Kirby @smkirby.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Aaaand that’s why I don’t trust Tyler Bass
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The dumbest asshole in the country and the President need to be two different people moving forward
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Sean Kirby @smkirby.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bo Nix is just Mormon Marcus Mariota
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Sean Kirby @smkirby.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Of course KC gets away with a hold on a Mahomes TD scramble
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Sean Kirby @smkirby.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
How many times in a row can you get toasted by the same pass to the RB in the flat?
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Sean Kirby @smkirby.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dallas absolutely does not want the smoke on defense
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Sean Kirby @smkirby.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Between this game and the Bills disaster against the Jags in London, I feel like there’s pretty definitive evidence NFL teams should make the international trips earlier instead of waiting until the last minute
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Matt Ortega @mattortega.com · 11/09/2026
Never should've stopped calling these freaks "weird."
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Sean Kirby @smkirby.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
McVay still can’t manage the clock or shake his super conservative tendencies
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Sean Kirby @smkirby.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
WGRZ with the world’s most intrusive/poorly placed tornado warning
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Sean Kirby @smkirby.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Is it too early to say that Jessica Pegula is the Justin Herbert of women’s tennis?
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Not a cult
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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/08/2026
sure guys, it has nothing to do with JD having zero juice and a boss with an approval rating in the low 30s
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Sean Kirby @smkirby.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It’s preseason, but we are marked safe from the defensive Kodak timeout
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Sean Kirby @smkirby.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Death, taxes, and the Bills d-line being completely inept at pressuring the QB on third and long
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Sean Kirby @smkirby.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Fuck the clankers
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
we gotta just start laughing in these guy's faces when they say this shit. bro no there won't and you sound stupid as hell
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Sean Kirby @smkirby.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Field looks SUPER chewed up already
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Sean Kirby @smkirby.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Ok, we can pull Allen now
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Sean Kirby @smkirby.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Insane that basically all sports video games (and gaming on consoles IMO) peaked somewhere between 2006-2014…maybe 2017 for FIFA
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Lukács Doncic @weirdalf.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Weird text from a random today
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Dan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Sports teams unveiling a new third jersey are always like "the brown stripe is a nod to our town's original nickname, Sewer City"
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Sean Kirby @smkirby.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I guarantee the one Pegula fail son with “a background in design” was involved in the new Bills uniforms. It should be so simple. -Current home/away -90s home alternate -Home/away AFL throwbacks -One game per year with the red pajamas and/or other league-mandated alt But hey, Terry needs more $$$
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Joe Yerdon @joeyerdon.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Welcome to the club
Steve Ott wearing a gold jersey with blue shoulders and collar with silver cuffs and a white stripe. It’s “affectionately” known as “The Turdburger”
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Sean Kirby @smkirby.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Winding up and destroying the FUCK outta the corner kick post has to be really satisfying
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Sean Kirby @smkirby.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Imagine Argentina’s manager was just telling them to hang the fuck on and hope to get this to penalties
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Messi goes super saiyan in the last 20 of every match and every opposing coach is like, what if he didn’t and we could just defend a narrow lead until the whistle
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Sean Kirby @smkirby.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Messi is inevitable It’s not coming home
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