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💀 Jaime (Smitty) ✏🎨

@smitshappens.bsky.social
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Cartoonist. Writing/drawing my 1st original comic FINALLY. ☆ IG/Threads: smits76 ☆ 🔞 ☆ linktr.ee/smitshappens

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Aeryn Christie @chaoskirin.art · 24/09/2026
Hey Microsoft: i won't buy any games that run ads in them. hope that helps :)
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 18/09/2026
Inside of it is a faith hugger
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💀 Jaime (Smitty) ✏🎨 @smitshappens.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
DO SOMETHING, YOU JELLYFISH
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Kate / Katelyn Forrest @kateforrest.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ea-nasir is the hero we need.
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Aeryn Christie @chaoskirin.art · 28/08/2026
Guys it's taken me a full week of exhaustive research, but I've put together a list of everything it's acceptable to use LLMs for! 1.
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Nicky No-Spoons @nospoons.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If you don't have nebula, Lindsay Ellis just dropped a video last week about Dolly, and she's got it up on YouTube now. It's a fantastic watch, and a fundraiser for the imagination library. Do yourself a favor, and give this a listen.
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Yes, Dolly was Actually That Great
YouTube video by Lindsay Ellis
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💀 Jaime (Smitty) ✏🎨 @smitshappens.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I went to our local thrift arts & crafts store today (Smart Art) & lucked out on a vintage Haunted Mansion postcard from WDW! It was just casually hanging out with other vintage postcards. You know I had to bring it home.
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💀 Jaime (Smitty) ✏🎨 @smitshappens.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
@thatweirdchickizzy.bsky.social I just need you to know that the squeaker you gave me at Blobfest has turned into a means of communication while my voice is still missing. 🤣 THANK YOU!
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💀 Jaime (Smitty) ✏🎨 @smitshappens.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
HANG THIS THREAD IN THE LOUVRE, IT'S ART
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 12/06/2026
The internet, 2026:
NOTICE: MUST BE CUSTOMER AT ALL TIMES
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Aeryn Christie @chaoskirin.art · 10/06/2026
when parrots do The Thing
Pencil sketch of two parrots. The one on the left is fluffed up and orb-shaped, while the one on the right has flattened feathers, is standing up tall, and looks concerned.
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✨ Lane Ylem Elhaz ✨ @lyelhaz.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
This brought me joy.
A photo of a stovetop with a casserole and an open bag of chips right behind it. With the stove dials in the background, the bag looks like a giant excited mouth with eyes very happy about the casserole. Next to the photo is digital art recreating the photo as an actual super happy creature holding a casserole
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Aeryn Christie @chaoskirin.art · 02/05/2026
We're up to 27 chapters posted on Royal Road! Check it out. Every chapter has at least one illustration, too.
royalroad.com
Shadecursed: The Bestiary Book One
Are you brave, little speck? The world of Erit needs saving, which means it needs some mighty heroes. Unfortunately, all the universe can provide is an irreverent faun named Meadow, a stuck-up banshe...
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Aeryn Christie @chaoskirin.art · 26/04/2026
Yeah this is for "Shadecursed." LOL 'the story.' What story.
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Aeryn Christie @chaoskirin.art · 16/04/2026
I'd love to know how many people would read Shadecursed if I got it up for free on royalroad! Please like or comment if you're interested.
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Aeryn Christie @chaoskirin.art · 15/04/2026
Why doesn't Draft2Digital charge the people who make $10K/year a maintenance fee of $12/month?
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Aeryn Christie @chaoskirin.art · 07/04/2026
Faoliia is the goddess of healing in Shadecursed. She's often represented by a rainbow serpent, but may also be represented by a unicorn. Her color is blood red. In order to activate her magic, one must sacrifice some of their life to the earth. (Generally achieved with blood.)
A red snake with a yellow belly. It has a rainbow crest and rainbow primaries on large, feathered wings. Its eyes are green and it has a few sparkly red scales on its body. It has purple eyeliner and a purple tongue.
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I AM HOLDING A LOVELY TRANS FLAG AND DECLARING THUS:  HOORAY FOR MY NICE TRANS FRIENDS!!
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Joshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com · 30/03/2026
Good news! OpenAI is canceling so many large purchase orders and datacenter expansions that the global price of RAM is dropping.
finance.yahoo.com
OpenAI funding fears hit memory chip prices
Spending cuts at OpenAI have hit memory chip prices as fears grow about the tech company’s ability to fund its expansion.
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Aeryn Christie @chaoskirin.art · 26/03/2026
Hi! I'm a non-binary author. Please don't watch the new HP Trailer. Don't engage. Just... don't. But if you're looking for something to get into instead, why not try my Bestiary series, where you can learn about:
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Aeryn Christie @chaoskirin.art · 25/03/2026
Regulations were written in blood. The reason so many people died is because they were locked inside and unable to leave. Why? To keep them there to make sure they worked. When anyone tells me unions are bad and harmful, I point them to this. Unions literally prevent this.
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Aeryn Christie @chaoskirin.art · 24/03/2026
once again, because Nvidia's back on their bullshit:
A simple MS Paint drawing of an annoyed character holding a pointer, tapping it against a board which says "Generative AI cannot become general AI."
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Rex Thrillho @evanbrady.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Hey Vernal Equinox
Jim Varney as Ernest P. Worrell winking and pointing at the camera, somehow invading its personal space.
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Aeryn Christie @chaoskirin.art · 17/03/2026
Dear [literary agent], hi book good buy book? thx :) :) :) aeryn
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💀 Jaime (Smitty) ✏🎨 @smitshappens.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Cursed knowledge: Learning that John Dilworth is hawking a Courage the Cowardly Dog cr**to coin & using a.i. to promote it. I just cannot with this fucking timeline. Can we please have one tiny mote of joy & NOT enshittify it?
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Aeryn Christie @chaoskirin.art · 21/02/2026
I remember Brian May was talking about how gentle European badgers were on the radio one time, so I drew him with an American badger. I imagine it really would have gone something like this.
A cartoon sketch of two men holding an angry American badger. The man on viewer left is ducked down, looking at the badger with a worried expression. He has short hair and his shirt says "I AM THE ROGER" on a star. He is saying "shit?" The man on viewer right is holding the badger at arm's length. His head is turned, away from the badger, though his eyes are on it. He has long, curly hair and is responding to the other man's question with "mm-hm." The badger is all puffed up and very angry, ready to do some damage. The man on viewer left is a cartoon of Roger from the band Queen, and the man on viewer right is a cartoon of Brian from Queen.
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Aeryn Christie @chaoskirin.art · 20/02/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCi9... Posted 4 hours ago (2/20/25) Don't share your data with Discord. It puts you on a US Government watch list.
youtube.com
Discord's Partner Just Got Exposed.
YouTube video by Deep Humor
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Aeryn Christie @chaoskirin.art · 12/02/2026
I said this two years ago and I'll say it again today: Now is not the time to talk about the "good" generative AI can do in the world. Even if it's true. Even if you personally know that generative AI can revolutionize industry if used correctly.
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Aeryn Christie @chaoskirin.art · 09/02/2026
Hey @discord.com what is this I see about you requiring me to give you my government ID before I can have free access to your system? Didn't you have a huge data breach recently? Can the internet please stop trying to control grown adults?
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Aeryn Christie @chaoskirin.art · 04/02/2026
so you want to build a snow man in this garbage powder-snow? but because it's frigid here it won't adhere you'll have to let it go
A simple drawing in SM Paint. There is snow on the ground and a pile of snow with the features of a snowman stuck randomly in--a carrot nose, coal eyes and mouth, a corncob pipe, and two branches. On the ground next to the snowman is a dark grey tophat with a blue ribbon and a light blue scarf. Standing close to the pile of snow are two figures. The shorter one is dressed in a green coat with a blue scarf and orange hat. The taller figure is wearing a purple coat with a fur-lined hood pulled up and a purple scarf. Both figures' faces are hidden by the hats, but they still look dejected.
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Aeryn Christie @chaoskirin.art · 01/02/2026
This is a bat theric! Her name is Grey! I always have trouble deciding how to dress a character whose wings get in the way. This isn't perfect, but the alternative is piercing the wings. I mean, she's already got a few piercings, so I guess a belt wouldn't be a stretch.
Sketch of a bat character. She has large wings, is wearing a headset for talking, and has some feathers in her hair. Her feet are backwards. She is wearing a shift of cloth that goes around her neck and between her legs.
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Aeryn Christie @chaoskirin.art · 03/02/2026
How about some Game Grumps art? Danny do love his stegos.
Art drawn on a computer that looks paper-cut or cloth-cut. It depicts a blue stegosaurus with purple spots (some shaped like stars) and yellow, sparkly plates. He is running at the viewer, stepping out of the main picture and into a black frame. The environment is dirt/jungle/plants with a bush with orange berries in the far background. There is a man riding on the Stegosaurus's back. It is Danny from Game Grumps. He's wearing a black shirt with the NSP star logo on it in red. He's wearing jeans with ripped knees, and is throwing up the metal sign. Both Danny and the Stegosaurus are smiling.
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Aeryn Christie @chaoskirin.art · 31/01/2026
Fauns on the planet Erit come from all kinds of hoofed animals! The caprivid (goat) fauns were the first, but the planet's natural magic working on them over time made all kinds! Like this hippo faun here. His name is Bustopher Dandelion.
A sketch of a fat faun dressed extremely well, with a top coat, a ruffly cravat, and a cummerbund. His top coat is only closed by one button. He is hippo-like, with tusks, short little ears, and hippo-like feet which are wearing spats. He has big four-fingered hands and has a cane in the right hand. He has thick eyebrows, a fancy, swooping haircut, and two short horns. He is smiling around his tusks.

There are two sketch of hippos to the viewer right. One is a hippo with its mouth open displaying teeth. The other is a small, smiling hippo.
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Aeryn Christie @chaoskirin.art · 19/01/2026
This is no such thing as a cat who doesn't like a box. Even if that cat is a whole manticore.
A drawing of a grey manticore inside a purple box with a cartoon goldfish print on the box. The manticore is facing away from the viewer. His feet are stretched out behind him showing pink paw pads, while his scorpion tail is relaxed. On the far side of the box, are tufts of his mane and one front paw, but his face is not visible. The ends of one wing is squished out through the back of the box.
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Aeryn Christie @chaoskirin.art · 17/01/2026
Block ASAP!
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Aeryn Christie @chaoskirin.art · 17/01/2026
@support.blizzard.com all my Shadowlands rep is gone. Seeing on the forum and on reddit that this has been a problem for months. People submitting bug reports/tickets with no reply. When will this be fixed?
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Aeryn Christie @chaoskirin.art · 15/01/2026
LOL @smitshappens.bsky.social
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Aeryn Christie @chaoskirin.art · 13/01/2026
These four guys. <3 I just really love the characters I created for Bestiary. I love writing in strong character voice and figuring out what little things set one apart from another in the narrative. I love character-driven stories and figuring out how their relationships drive the plot!
A sketch of four character faces, all facing left, mostly in greyscale. On the upper left is a character with feathery, flyaway hair. They are smiling. Their eyes are colored red-brown. (Species: banshee) On the upper right is a character with two horns--one of them broken--and floppy goat ears. One of his eyes is blue and the other green. (Species: faun) Lower left is a character with a lion-like mane around his face. His sclera are black and the irises yellow. He has an underbite and pointy ears with tufts on the tips. (Species: manticore) Lower right is a character with long, wavy hair and an almost sarcastic smile. Her eyes are green. (Species: human)
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 08/01/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said. That is called murder when they do that. Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
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Aeryn Christie @chaoskirin.art · 22/12/2025
Larian successfully moved the goalposts and you should all be fucking ashamed. I'm already seeing staunch anti-AI accounts saying things like "well it's OK to use AI as long as it's not in the final product." You realize you've been fooled, right? You realize that was the whole point? 1/
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Aeryn Christie @chaoskirin.art · 17/12/2025
If you want to voice your displeasure about Firefox becoming an "AI browser," go to their support site and post a message on their community forum. It is the ONLY way to reach them. support.mozilla.org/en-US/questi...
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Aeryn Christie @chaoskirin.art · 03/12/2025
Is anyone putting together indie fantasy bundles? I'd like to get Shadecursed in one!
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Aeryn Christie @chaoskirin.art · 14/11/2025
Is the world being attacked by unstoppable, immortal, indestructible demons/aliens/machines/pigeons? Well, if you can't stop them, why not make sure to read my book, Shadecursed, before you go. You don't want to be the only one in the afterlife who hasn't read it, right? :) mybook.to/tBuq
mybook.to
Shadecursed: The Bestiary Book One (The Bestiary Trilogy 1)
Read it now
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Aeryn Christie @chaoskirin.art · 12/11/2025
I keep trying to open a dialogue with publishing professionals, but I am essentially a no one, and I've been repeatedly ignored. I'm not saying this for pity. I'm saying if you want things to change, someone with a bigger name is going to have to step up.
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Aeryn Christie @chaoskirin.art · 07/11/2025
I've decided to try pittie marketing. Lemme know what y'all think of my campaign. If it works, you can buy shadecursed here! mybook.to/tBuq
An MS-paint drawing of a pitbull-type dog. It is happy and wagging its tail while looking at the viewer. Inside a speech bubble is a picture of the book, Shadecursed. Next to it in a monotype, pixel font are the words "Buy Shadecursed" and an analog smile.
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Aeryn Christie @chaoskirin.art · 30/10/2025
Something I think I need to post every day at this point... Generative AI CANNOT become GENERAL AI. They are not designed the same way. Not only that, but a real general AI can't work at all with our current power infrastructure. The companies who are trying to sell this as a thing... 1/2
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Aeryn Christie @chaoskirin.art · 16/10/2025
What if everyone who was using AI because of the claim that "everyone is using it" just didn't
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Aeryn Christie @chaoskirin.art · 13/10/2025
With yet another medium press closing, I urge people who pirate books to look in your heart and, you know... Realize what you're doing to authors. There's a difference between pirating from a studio that makes billions of dollars... 1/2
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Aeryn Christie @chaoskirin.art · 06/10/2025
Douglas Adams in HHG: "To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”
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Aeryn Christie @chaoskirin.art · 30/09/2025
Lion: Hey, I'm going to walk through this break in the fence and go eat people. Democrats: But that's not allowed. Lion: I'm going to do it anyway. Democrats: Very well. But don't do it again. 1/4
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