smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 25/09/2026A building full of chefs AND NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE COFFEE except for me apparently 19620
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If I have to pull an all nighter in this kitchen I might just walk out 3623
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Oooof this is the kind of week that has me hiding in the bathroom at work and firing off resumes 6760
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Listening to the FFXIV soundtrack. Its been over a year, I might have to log back in tonight 1290
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Gone for a week and every pen and sharpie is gone from my desk. Chefs are vultures 3600
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Those puppies are fast! And wayyyy bigger than I thought 2681
Reposted by @smcgov.bsky.socialbig bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time 216167654232
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Goodbye Cancun, thanks for the memories and tan lines 1797916
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Oh I am not ready to go home. I’m gonna start planning my next trip 1430
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re the “Santa Barbra black & pink houses?” (This was unplanned) 62043
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This heat! Hotter than two rats humpin’ in a wool sock 22853
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Look I’m on vacation so it’s just gonna be a lot of thirst traps for the next few days 37131037
Reposted by @smcgov.bsky.socialJerry @coachjerry.dad · 02/09/2026The White House is a memory care facility 3647
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Them white thighs coming through clear as day 3476820
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Already checked into tomorrow’s flight. And already (mentally) checked out of work today 3600
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Cinnamon bun testing / sampling today. Gonna have to roll me homestatic.klipy.comKid Goku Stuffed After Eating in Dragon BallALT: Kid Goku Stuffed After Eating in Dragon Ball 1490
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Oh it’s that time on Sunday where I just start napping in different rooms of the apt. I should go outside 4660
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Gonna teach the bf Magic tonight. Reminding myself to be kind 🌊 5400
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Alright you got me there, I’ve never heard of these genres 3713
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Guess who dislocated his shoulder playing dodgeball 😓 getting too old for this 8540
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Oh spa day was glorious. How have I never done that before 6641
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Got nice and sore at the gym cause tomorrow is spa day! 24184749
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Oof been a while since I’ve had a 15 hour daystatic.klipy.comR2D2's Play Dead FreezeALT: R2D2's Play Dead Freeze 1550
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I am covered in marshmallow, crisco, and cornstarch. I hope it rains on my walk home 3420
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 25/07/2026New favorite shorts, I’ll buy anything that references baking 81973
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 25/07/2026It’s murder box and martini night. I think I wanna start writing my own murder mysteries 2290
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Doing the math on how early I can sneak out of work today. I’m so bored 2430
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Unfortunately, your boy failed to dodge the balls tonight 74537
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I thought that was you @libertyshortie.bsky.social kicking my ass at dodgeball 0120
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Just gonna email this popsicle company about speed sucking real quick 6481
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Plans for the day cancelled 😑. Looks like a couch day 91611
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 15/07/20261 hour til my 4 day weekendstatic.klipy.comJudge Judy: Hurry Up!ALT: Judge Judy: Hurry Up! 3451
Reposted by @smcgov.bsky.social麦コスタ @mugikosuta.bsky.social · 15/07/2026🟠モーグリフーディー🟠 #FF14 #FFXIVART 2818407
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Category is : late 90’s early 2000’s. I knew I kept that shark tooth necklace for a reason 61890
Reposted by @smcgov.bsky.socialAnxious Horny Guy ™ : Now in Blonde! @thiscantbeworse.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Okay we all agree Tim Curry’s Long John Silver has a huge cock right 0152
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 04/07/2026102 degrees out, why was the gym still so crowded 🥵 92901
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Oh I joined the gay dodgeball league, bringing back my childhood gym class trauma 3550
