Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 17hI do think eating an orange in a public space, particularly an enclosed one, should be a federal offense 160
Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Dems with a +6% margin on the Economy let's fucking gooooooo 0180
Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Not one of you has replied with the right reference, I'm so disappointed 150
Reposted by NateNate @natecook.bsky.social · 25/09/2026hello I am still here and I am concerned that there aren't more of you here with me www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyS5... 041
Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Wait the nearest Dairy Queen in DC is out in DOUGLAS PARK what are we doing??? 180
Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This account may be the best thing on Bluesky it just hits every time 0150
Reposted by NateArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social 304984744
Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Getting a bit **** on a Monday because damnit I deserve it 1220
Reposted by NateMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026They keep using this line and it's nonsense for many reasons, but also, if that's truly the case, there are only about a dozen "fraudsters" per state: the insurers. No one else could benefit from this particular no-claims "fraud." So where are the prosecutions of health insurers? 🤔 681680314
Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I don't really keep up with the magic story because I never find myself with the time to sit down and read the short story episodes so I figured I would try the "podcasts" and remembered how deeply I dislike audiobooks 150
Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Do you guys think MUNA has any opinions on the Lesbian Bar Mask Dræma 2120
Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The title card for that "Love Hypothesis" show does make me want to kill myself 140
Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 25/09/2026hello I am still here and I am concerned that there aren't more of you here with me www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyS5... 041
Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Good morning I did not go to bed last night but silver lining, I was wide awake when my neighbor called me at 5am to inform me that ONCE AGAIN water was leaking from my apartment through their ceiling 050
Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Very annoyed that prime jacket weather is finally hitting and all my wonderful jackets are stuck in storage during repairs on my apartment 150
Reposted by NateAaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Incredible. First Secretary Mullin claimed that DHS had identified 15,903 noncitizens on Nevada’s voter roll. Then DHS officials told a skeptical Nevada, no no no, that’s just people we flagged. Here are the names of 185 people we KNOW aren’t citizens. All 185 were citizens. DHS got 100% wrong. 21188083853
Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Do I go to bed or do I go downstairs to the CVS for a pint of Half Baked? 060
Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Therapist is having me keep a log of how many "productive" hours vs what I'm calling executive dysfunction hours I'm experiencing each day and I'm (ir)rationally annoyed because of the likelihood of Hawthorne Effecting myself into being more productive than I usually am and biasing the results 130
Reposted by NateJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026me: no worries (galadriel voice) but they were all of them deceived, for another worry was made 242613611
Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I do think if the polling holds up that a sub-200 minority for the Republicans is possible in the House, and that just makes me very happy 1111
Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It's a "what does real estate in scenic rural-but-not-*too*-rural Maine cost these days?" kinda night 170
Reposted by NateJW @joewadlington.bsky.social · 23/09/2026 how do people who don’t eat ice cream know when it’s bedtime ?? 1194
Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I do think "Drag Queen lip syncing to [popular instrumental song]" probably needs to be retired as a bit 160
Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Sometimes people very clearly misunderstood the meaning of "show, don't tell" in their middle school writing classes 130
Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It's very funny to me that you could read this very paragraph as applying to the literary world's preference for awarding books about white history, before the "DEI" era he's actually complaining about 030
Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This applies to Earth, Wind, & Fire songs, too. If I'm not getting PTO I don't care! 040
Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 19/09/2026To be fair "cannabis-infused communion wafers" don't exactly lend themselves to run-of-the-mill advertising 090
Reposted by Natemoody’s point @shoepea.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’m so sick of people having husbands. Ur messing with innocent people and waking up the devil inside of me. 3264
Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Nothing hits quite like a high stat roll level up on a character in a Fire Emblem game. 380
Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I think I might have accidentally taken a second dose of Vyvanse this morning WHOOPS let's strap in 180
Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 18/09/2026A line for eggs has formed at the Residence Inn. Thanks President Trump 050
Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If the Senate ends up with like 3 red state independents, things are gonna get real weird 2150
Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I just want a hot guy to push my face into his sweaty bulge, is that too much to ask? 2280
Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 17/09/2026All the Kennedy Center nonsense sucks but if you're in DC I strongly encourage you to explore the rest of the local theater scene, which is fantastic 390
Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 17/09/2026How did it take me two weeks to find out there's a new LISA single and it slaps? 160
Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Up is down, night is day, God is dead and Nebraska is purple 020
Reposted by Natebodaciou$ @b0dacious.bsky.social · 14/09/2026ADÉLA’s album debuting at #4 on the billboard charts 1899
Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It's sort of astounding how stupid pro football players are given how much money they make 1110
Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It does sort of feel like if someone invented a new sport today that had the injury rate of football and it started to get popular, there would be a nationwide campaign by concerned parents to ban it 080
Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It's fully insane by the way that a runner can fully get laid out by running into their own defender who is being shoved into them, then get back up and keep running and it's an open question if he's "down" 020