smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 12hstatic.klipy.comBlanche Devereaux: Oh Yes, DefinitelyALT: Blanche Devereaux: Oh Yes, Definitely 100
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 13hI made it out in public after a 70 hr work week. So so so so tired 32102
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The mustache made it so difficult to eat and drink! 350
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Had to shave a few years off. Work’s been running me ragged and this gray weather hasn’t been helping 204416
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I ate too many churros and tres leches for breakfast. I am a nutritionist’s worst nightmare 10800
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I don’t even know, we washed the pots last night and someone managed to do this this morning 131
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 25/09/2026A building full of chefs AND NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE COFFEE except for me apparently 19650
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I am alone in my department haha. If I call out none of these weddings get desserts or wedding cakes 110
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 24/09/2026No my boss took on way more work than the company can handle 110
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If I have to pull an all nighter in this kitchen I might just walk out 3663
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Oooof this is the kind of week that has me hiding in the bathroom at work and firing off resumes 6770
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Listening to the FFXIV soundtrack. Its been over a year, I might have to log back in tonight 1300
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Gone for a week and every pen and sharpie is gone from my desk. Chefs are vultures 3610
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Those puppies are fast! And wayyyy bigger than I thought 2701
Reposted by @smcgov.bsky.socialbig bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time 215167574233
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Goodbye Cancun, thanks for the memories and tan lines 17100019
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Oh I am not ready to go home. I’m gonna start planning my next trip 1450
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re the “Santa Barbra black & pink houses?” (This was unplanned) 62113
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This heat! Hotter than two rats humpin’ in a wool sock 22913
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I feel like every UPS delivery man I see is unnecessarily attractive 250
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Look I’m on vacation so it’s just gonna be a lot of thirst traps for the next few days 38132037
Reposted by @smcgov.bsky.socialScary Jerry @coachjerry.dad · 02/09/2026The White House is a memory care facility 3647
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Them white thighs coming through clear as day 3478322
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Those two coffees before 6 am, it could have been death 010
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Already checked into tomorrow’s flight. And already (mentally) checked out of work today 3600
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Cinnamon bun testing / sampling today. Gonna have to roll me homestatic.klipy.comKid Goku Stuffed After Eating in Dragon BallALT: Kid Goku Stuffed After Eating in Dragon Ball 1490
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 23/08/2026The exposed brick is the whole reason I chose this apartment!! 150
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Oh it’s that time on Sunday where I just start napping in different rooms of the apt. I should go outside 4660
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 15/08/2026If I get back into it, I want to do a whole deck with a creepy eye theme! 020
smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Gonna teach the bf Magic tonight. Reminding myself to be kind 🌊 5400