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@smcgov.bsky.social
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Professional chef, amateur gay

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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 12h
static.klipy.com
Blanche Devereaux: Oh Yes, Definitely
ALT: Blanche Devereaux: Oh Yes, Definitely
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 13h
I made it out in public after a 70 hr work week. So so so so tired
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Don’t be such a
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The mustache made it so difficult to eat and drink!
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spooky lerrrgan 👻 @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
gm
A woman is outside and wearing sunglasses on a sunny day. There’s pink text above her head that says “I hope the next viral trend is critical thinking”.
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Had to shave a few years off. Work’s been running me ragged and this gray weather hasn’t been helping
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It is!
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I had 8 before 9am
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I ate too many churros and tres leches for breakfast. I am a nutritionist’s worst nightmare
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s begun, it’s getting spooky in here
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don’t even know, we washed the pots last night and someone managed to do this this morning
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Busy but I got a little sleep at least!
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A building full of chefs AND NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE COFFEE except for me apparently
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am alone in my department haha. If I call out none of these weddings get desserts or wedding cakes
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No my boss took on way more work than the company can handle
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If I have to pull an all nighter in this kitchen I might just walk out
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh send me back to Mexico
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oooof this is the kind of week that has me hiding in the bathroom at work and firing off resumes
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ooh this looks right up my alley
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Listening to the FFXIV soundtrack. Its been over a year, I might have to log back in tonight
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
👏👏👏
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Gone for a week and every pen and sharpie is gone from my desk. Chefs are vultures
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Those puppies are fast! And wayyyy bigger than I thought
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Goodbye Cancun, thanks for the memories and tan lines
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oh I am not ready to go home. I’m gonna start planning my next trip
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re the “Santa Barbra black & pink houses?” (This was unplanned)
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’ve got the same sticker in my bathroom 😂
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This heat! Hotter than two rats humpin’ in a wool sock
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I feel like every UPS delivery man I see is unnecessarily attractive
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
😅
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Look I’m on vacation so it’s just gonna be a lot of thirst traps for the next few days
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Scary Jerry @coachjerry.dad · 02/09/2026
The White House is a memory care facility
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yis
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Them white thighs coming through clear as day
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Those two coffees before 6 am, it could have been death
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Of course!!
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Golden hour at the airport
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Already checked into tomorrow’s flight. And already (mentally) checked out of work today
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Cinnamon bun testing / sampling today. Gonna have to roll me home
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Kid Goku Stuffed After Eating in Dragon Ball
ALT: Kid Goku Stuffed After Eating in Dragon Ball
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The exposed brick is the whole reason I chose this apartment!!
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Never!
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
All about the sweet foccaccias of the world
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I’m up 🥱
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
New family
A digital painting of a pokemon.
In a sunlit room, the new gen dog-like pokemon lies on a blanket while being petted with a firm, almost grabbing motion. Tufts of fur spill out between the fingers.
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Oh it’s that time on Sunday where I just start napping in different rooms of the apt. I should go outside
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Nate @natecook.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
If I get back into it, I want to do a whole deck with a creepy eye theme!
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smcgov.bsky.social @smcgov.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Gonna teach the bf Magic tonight. Reminding myself to be kind 🌊
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