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@smbranches.bsky.social
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Portland, OR Parent, runner. beer, food, law, tech, games

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ceej @ceej.online · 08/06/2024
I’m burning the candle at both ends. I’m whipping it around like Darth Maul and making a huge mess
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A Mouse On A Table [2.23 Haagse Ellen] @lifetrainfromugly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Commander was probably right to bite those guys
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smbranches.bsky.social @smbranches.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/raxk... rax king don't miss
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smbranches.bsky.social @smbranches.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
7" inseam? better be 50% spandex *AT LEAST*
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smbranches.bsky.social @smbranches.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
5" should be the maximum inseam allowed
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smbranches.bsky.social @smbranches.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Planning your poops is an important part of distance running!
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026
Man, imagine you're minding your own business, getting kind of drunk with your friends at a picturesque brewery in Maine, when suddenly John Roberts walks by and you get to start heckling him. Must have felt incredible. That's the dream. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u...
The chief justice used to preside over a Supreme Court whose members were afforded more privacy and freedom than many other public officials. Once, years ago, Mr. Lipson and the chief justice found themselves up the peninsula from Port Clyde without a car, Mr. Lipson recalled in an interview. So he stuck out his thumb by the side of the road and a pickup truck pulled over. He and the nation’s top jurist hopped in the back and hitchhiked back to town.

Now, Mr. Lipson said, he is cautious about introducing his friend to strangers. This year, on an outing to nearby Monhegan Island, people recognized the chief justice as he walked by a brewery and started to chant: You should be ashamed.
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smbranches.bsky.social @smbranches.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
aaactually he only likes Super Intelligence
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smbranches.bsky.social @smbranches.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Critical failure
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smbranches.bsky.social @smbranches.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s ed sheeran
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smbranches.bsky.social @smbranches.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think we call that genocide on here
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smbranches.bsky.social @smbranches.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
www.goodreads.com/book/show/51... Specifically the green chili chicken stew, but many great soups are contained within
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The Chicken Soup Manifesto: Recipes from around the wor…
Celebrating the universal joy of chicken soup.This is a…
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smbranches.bsky.social @smbranches.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The perfect post!
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smbranches.bsky.social @smbranches.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the list is trash for 50 reasons!
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smbranches.bsky.social @smbranches.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Extremely accurate take
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Brittany @sameoldstory.co · 20/09/2026
I think Will Stancil basically has oppositional defiance poster’s disorder and that it’s a condemnation of this website that this has led to him in the last several years into assuming a ton of plainly just rational and correct positions
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smbranches.bsky.social @smbranches.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I also will courtesy reply to every post I like, it’s just good business
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Embrace the Void @etvpod.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Me, clocking in every morning at the suffering factory.
Text meme that says: Do not confuse my niche esoteric terminally online scholarship in the schizo mines with your recreational прс meme tiktok
slop scrolling
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 26/08/2026
RULE OF THREE RULE OF THREE RULE OF THREE
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smbranches.bsky.social @smbranches.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My dude has posted 1600 times and has HOW many followers?
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smbranches.bsky.social @smbranches.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
wild time to be both sidesing it tbh
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smbranches.bsky.social @smbranches.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Actually you’re right this is it
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smbranches.bsky.social @smbranches.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Tough call but I’d go with Digital Ash personally
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smbranches.bsky.social @smbranches.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A girl in a fur coat stands in front of a white house. Two men wearing black robes and skull masks stand around the corner. It is the album art for Brand New’s ‘The Devil and God are raging inside me’
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smbranches.bsky.social @smbranches.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
as an eve online player i felt personally attacked
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smbranches.bsky.social @smbranches.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
He could fix me
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smbranches.bsky.social @smbranches.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
hmm something tells me there is actually quite a lot of "gazing chair" information out there on the internet
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
instagram redesigned their logo? big whoop
two bluesky logos: the top features a simple butterfly logomark and "Bluesky" in a sans serif font. the bottom features the same butterfly logomark with heavy inner and outer glow treatments, and the "Bluesky" name is in Papyrus with heavy lens flares all about.
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smbranches.bsky.social @smbranches.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
nah dude
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smbranches.bsky.social @smbranches.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
ok but did you fall out of a coconut tree or not
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ceej @ceej.online · 18/07/2026
took the kids to an art museum today and it was so life-affirming. my five year old thought a bunch of the portraits were “about goblins”
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smbranches.bsky.social @smbranches.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Excited to find out who @ceaubin.com brings in to do him dirty on TGS
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smbranches.bsky.social @smbranches.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
i feel like this (and many other sports/esports/games) is a function of how adversarial it is. That's what makes a great competitive game!
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smbranches.bsky.social @smbranches.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Also the EU to Britain in 2028
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 25/06/2026
A Calvin’s Dad sicko
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smbranches.bsky.social @smbranches.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
is that the fault of the protests though?
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Micah @rincewind.run · 22/06/2026
I do find it pretty funny at times to feel like a minority on bluesky as a cishet dude but also it rules that there are so many trans and queer folks who feel comfortable on here! I am not being silenced!
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
the story of Iran is that you don't always have to win. sometimes you just have to have what it takes to deny victory to your opponents, and endure
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smbranches.bsky.social @smbranches.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
@dasharez0ne.bsky.social
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
one of the oldest running dialogues in history is "war is a massively complicated political, bureaucratic, and logistical endeavor" vs. "fuck you pussy, war is when you're a fucking badass, oh shit I lost"
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smbranches.bsky.social @smbranches.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
hi @agdanrayfield.bsky.social would you and your office also be willing to look into something like this bsky.app/profile/mass...
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smbranches.bsky.social @smbranches.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
In Portland, yes
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Last time Congress messed with the number of SCOTUS seats wasn’t over mundane policy disputes in normal cases. It was to defend Reconstruction, the settlement of a literal civil war, from any Johnson appointments. It’s not flippant hyperbole when we describe the post-Trump agenda as Reconstruction.
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smbranches.bsky.social @smbranches.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Yes that’s true but driving up the 5 in 7 hour increments sounds awful
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smbranches.bsky.social @smbranches.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
First day, Lunch in SLO/Pismo, end in Monterey/Carmel Second day, Lunch in Santa Rosa/Healdsburg, end in Redding/Shasta Third Day, Lunch in Eugene, End in Portland.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 05/06/2026
"I would move out of the way. I'm built different." You are built like sentient strawberry preservatives and move at the speed of a software update. The fireball would consume you in seconds. Never pour fuel over an open flame.
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smbranches.bsky.social @smbranches.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
[suffering] number must go up!
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smbranches.bsky.social @smbranches.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
He’s running!
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smbranches.bsky.social @smbranches.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
no its friday
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