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SMB @smb10.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The four quadrants: dull, good, fun and Philadelphia
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SMB @smb10.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The oilers are good for one 1-0 victory a year and it will be a 48 save playoff shutout out of nowhere from a goalie who has been .840 all year up to that point
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SMB @smb10.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You can change the coach, the goalies, the D core and the wingers all you like but you can't change the cocaine
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shredberg @shredberg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every so often, when I tell someone I'm a mechanical engineer, because it has "mechanic" in the name they assume I know a lot about cars. I don't know that much about cars. I know a lot about video games.
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SMB @smb10.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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shredberg @shredberg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There's a line between "everyone has different tastes and opinions but it's important to critique what we consume" and "I just like to shit on new stuff because I have learned strongly polarized opinions do well on the internet" and some of yall are pretty square on the latter
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I've seen everyone sharing that US Dialect Quiz so I decided to make my own, much crappier, CANADIAN DIALECT QUIZ to guess where in Canada you're from
A flow chart I have created with multiple questions and the answers determine where you're from.

Question 1 is do you call it a hydro bill (which then branches down to ON, QC, BC, MB) or an electric bill (which then branches down to SK, AB, NS, NB, PEI, NL)

Question 2 is do you call it a cabin (BC, MB, AB, SK) cottage (ON and atlantic) camp (northern Ontario) chalet (QC) or bungalow (Cape Breton)

To delineate BC from MB: do you call it dinner or supper

To delineate southern Ontario rural or big city: have you heard of a stag & doe

To delineate SK from AB: do you call a hoodie a bunnyhug

And finally to delineate NL from the other atlantic provinces: whaddayat? (Correct answer: dis is it b'y)
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Michael DeForge @michaeldeforge.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you
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Project Kinodämmerung: Noel @ Wings of Theve @venomnoel1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The last time the Americans tried to claim Lake Ontario in 1813, we intentionally lured them into Fort York and then blew up our entire gunpowder magazine to kill as many Americans as possible. A foundation part of Toronto history is "blowing our own fort to smithereens rather than being American"
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
logging on to bluesky
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Misty De Méo @cdrom.ca · 22/08/2026
I feel like there's an interesting dynamic where Canadians have been freaking out for the past year and a half over US tariff threats to destroy our economy and annex us by economic force, and American friends who seem to be mostly unaware it's happening and don't get why we're on edge all the time
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67 Sound @67sound.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Good. It may be painful but better to bite the bullet now. There is no deal with the USA that can be trusted. All that a “deal” does is mark yourself as a sucker that can be extorted for more tomorrow.
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SMB @smb10.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Imo someone should suggest to them the idea of using a timer that goes up more often than once every 21 frames so that it's easier to tell which runs are faster and slower
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SMB @smb10.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Don't forget the 3 weeks of random chatters asking if the game you're running can ever be TAS tied
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SMB @smb10.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I hope so because the alternative is we throw out the entire community
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SMB @smb10.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Crazy that this got to a 7-2 upvote ratio despite being a terrible idea that was also written in the most toxic way possible
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
kicking back some beers with the boys, trying to think of an obscure name to rattle off: hey do you guys remember god
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Sunil Agnihotri @sunilagni.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Amazing.
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
haha, thats a great post. unfortunately you phrased it in a way that allowed me, a moron, to misunderstand it
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kuraine @lena.fyi · 07/07/2026
good news: symphonic speedruns is returning!! if you missed it last time, and are either near or able to travel to kingston, ontario this coming january, they'll be performing runs of Celeste: Farewell & Silksong (!!) to a live orchestral score!! more details are on the kingston symphony website:
kingstonsymphony.ca
Symphonic Speedruns
Saturday, January 23, 2027 at 7:30 p.m. Grand TheatrePops 2 After the smash success of the premiere of Symphonic Speedruns, we realized that we needed to 1up and make it even bigger and better. World-...
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
After 2019, Uncle Dennis' demands of the Raptors in their negotiations included: - a $10 million "no-show job" - partial ownership of the Maple Leafs - ownership stakes in unrelated corporations (!) Miraculously, in Steve Ballmer they found an equally ridiculous partner for their ridiculous demands
VIA TORONTO STAR: https://www.thestar.com/sports/raptors/inside-kawhi-leonard-s-bizarre-list-of-secret-demands-from-raptors-and-how-they-line/article_9f1b0398-0ebd-4193-bc06-798efda95023.html

But two details stand out, in retrospect. One, Robertson asked for ownership stakes in outside companies: not just the Leafs, which he seemed to believe was separate, but with other companies with whom MLSE had a relationship. And, two, the Raptors were told they needed to match at least $10 million per year in extra sponsorship income. Teams are allowed to introduce players to team sponsors but they cannot negotiate deals, and MLSE was aware of that fact.

But it didn’t end there. As one source put it, when told about all the corporate sponsors in Toronto who would be happy to have Leonard as a pitchman, his camp said, “We don’t want to do anything.” Raptors representatives said any sponsor would want to shoot ads or arrange appearances; Robertson reiterated Leonard didn’t want to do anything for the money.

That’s when the Raptors realized Leonard wasn’t asking to be introduced to Toronto’s lucrative corporate community; they were being asked to arrange no-show jobs, and arrange no-investment investments. MLSE rejected both proposals.
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fangy @jeannesfangs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing
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shredberg @shredberg.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Penalty kicks in soccer are so fun because they're basically like a Mario Party minigame.
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SMB @smb10.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
You laugh but this will be great for people who want to game but have never heard of either consoles or any other way to get a PC
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
love how every app has to periodically inform me that push notifications are disabled. damn bro who do you think did that!!! history's mysteries
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
There are very few God-given rights we have as Canadians but one of them, for a good long 75 years, has been that anyone with an antenna or an internet connection should be able to watch hockey on Saturday night for free on our taxpayer-supported public broadcaster. This shit sucks
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SMB @smb10.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Every other sport is out here trying to "make the games exciting" by "increasing scoring" but soccer isn't afraid to hand you nothing but 0-0 ties all day long. On some level I gotta respect it
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The reviews of the 2026 Stanley Cup Finals are in, and critice are raving: "at least the worse option didn't happen"
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SMB @smb10.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
At least they are also making sure to do it with tons of time left on the shot clock
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SMB @smb10.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
They probably would have walked in a run if Schneider had just done nothing
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Colin @notafullcolon.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Hey I’m a fucking dumbass let’s have the AL hits leader try to bunt with no outs
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SMB @smb10.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
When you have a chance to hand a free out to a pitcher struggling to find the zone late in a tie game you simply have to do it
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
i really don't think people understand how much a trillion dollars actually is. that's three million dollars. you could offer tampa bay rays outfielder jake fraley an entire one-year deal with that kind of money. imagine jake fraley playing an entire season for your team. that's wealth. that's power
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Genel Jumalon 🍉 @geneljumalon.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
People like Kane and many many others that do care about human art and the creative process have been a beacon of hope while trying to navigate making art in this current climate.
CBS MORNINGS ON YOUTUBE (JUNE 4, 2026)

Interviewer: I read that you do not want to embrace Al.

Kane: Absolutely not.

For me the whole point of doing what I'm doing-art is a way of processing life. I don't see the value in outsourcing any element of that.

When I'm looking at someone else's project, if I see an element of the environment [where] they use generative fill or whatever to change something about the scene, it just shuts off the part of my brain that wants to know more about that world. Because I would assume if they're willing to make an arbitrary choice there, they could make an arbitrary choice with literally anything.
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SMB @smb10.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Option B is probably Craig Berube who from a 1-year chance to win perspective might actually be worse 😬 i assume the logic here is McDavid is gone in a year anyway so scorched-earth toxicity that ruins the team for years after doesn't matter
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SMB @smb10.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I know you're a canes fan so you are used to teams not doing the stupidest possible thing, but in Canada this is operating like a normal hockey team
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SMB @smb10.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I'm sure they did sign off, those guys have a history of signing off on terrible decisions and bad people. From most of the rumors tho it still sounds like the entire coaching change and top candidates is largely coming from ownership.
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SMB @smb10.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
From what I've seen this is probably coming from ownership and Katz used to be anchored in the 80s so he's come quite a ways
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Rory Smith @rorysmith.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Of all the scandals that FIFA have made for themselves around this World Cup, the ticket one might be the hardest to shake. But it’s part of a trend of cultural events being taken over by/staged for the corporate class. On the commodification of experience: observer.co.uk/news/sport/a...
observer.co.uk
From Burning Man to burning fans: a World Cup story
The world’s game is being repackaged for an elite audience
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SMB @smb10.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Undecided if Berube was a smokescreen to make us feel better about when they hire Babcock or if Babcock is a smokescreen so we feel better when they hire Berube
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SMB @smb10.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Striking out on 2 candidates this way to get forced into a coach everyone agreed ruined the leafs would be a fitting end to the McDavid era
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Slegr💣71 @slegrbombs71.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
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SMB @smb10.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Rvery rumor and decision the Oilers have made this summer has been something that can only be explained if they think McDavid was gone in a year no matter what they do. Babcock would be an unbelievably stupid hire but also probably a better one than Berube with that context so whatever
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SMB @smb10.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Oh no doubt in my mind
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SMB @smb10.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Lived with a guy in 2017 who swore he was a die-hard, life-long warriors, patriots and penguins fan. Incredible unprecedented run of success for his favourite teams, he must be so proud
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SMB @smb10.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I kind of appreciate the psychology aspect of this lmao, there is no reason to stand at any distance other than based on perceived pressure to do something harder to impress the interview so it tests reaction to that. Useless and stupid for evaluating a prospect but kind a neat question anyway
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 06/06/2026
american news, canadian news
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Trump cancels Freedom 250 concerts, announces rally making himself the main attractionCBCNEWS

Canned, frozen juice from concentrate coming back to Canadian shelves
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