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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 21h

@secretfox23.bsky.social je caterpille Tu caterpilles Il/elle/on caterpille Nous caterpillons Vous caterpillez Ils/elles catterpillent

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 22h

Forgot to show you all this chonky boi from the IoW I saw the other day

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026

The twink in the local independent coffee shop fully remembers me and my order now, which is unfortunate.

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026

[Expedition 33 Ending] I still don’t think I’ll ever get over how disappointed in me Lune was after I chose the Verso ending. It’s been months and I think it hit me in the empty space where my soul should be. 😩 The only time anyone’s been more disgusted with my choices are the PS5 after the […]

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026

@henribus.eurosky.social ‘knee pain is just pain leaving through the knees’

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026

Supported a local business and what did I get for my trouble? A mediocre thimble of a latte and a bad croissant. 🚮

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026

@steeble.uk bold of you to speak of a Yodel delivery preemptively in the past tense

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026

T-shirt weather on 13 October; perfectly climate-stable weather.

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026

@mildperil.bsky.social you’d think he’d be able to open the lock

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026

@secretfox23.bsky.social let’s just say I won’t be going back to Electric Shuffle

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026

xbox controller with stick drift; groundbreaking

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026

Sorry you don't know basic components of how your job works, but sure, /I'm/ being non-neurotypical.

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026

Still reeling that the stupid work event thing on friday had a game that confused everyone and then I realised that the scoring was just Nearest Neighbour zoning and I said that and everyone laughed at me like I was weird.

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026

Someone on my TikTok alleges you can get £20 return ferry fares from Portsmouth to Caen and ok but how tho??

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026

I put a bottle of beer in the freezer to speed chill it and obviously forgot so now it’s solid but also miraculously didn’t explode

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026

The best (and potential only) good thing about the start of the Christmas season is that they sell the mini Twiglets barrels again

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026

Also sorry GIMP, but you've had like 20y to not be A Bit Shit.

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026

Like I'm very against GenAI but if you're going to use it, destroying Adobe with it is perhaps something I could get on board with. 😌

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026

Bankruptcy by going over your Forest minutes

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026

Question for those familiar with the Lime: all of Kingston and Richmond are “no go” zones, so how are there bikes all over the shop? Like this isn’t yobs moving them round…

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026

We’re having a work wider team day thing tomorrow with like 40 people and I am so lacking in social energy I may just throw myself down the stairs now and be done with it 🚮

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026

Dropped an AirPod on the train. Boy that little bastard can really fly. Took a three person passing line to get it back to me.

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026

@steeble.uk have you considered to ‘change your preferences’ tho?

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026

[Witcher 2] "Stop thinking with your vagina and use logic." Absolute cinema 🙌 dialogue

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026

[Witcher 2] I inadvertantly slept with Triss and idk if I'm going to be punished for it when/if Yennifer turns up in this game.

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026

I'm playing Witcher 2 and it really is quite surprising playing a game even this old and just how much of the Special Sauce this has. Like 3 is top tier, but 2 had it as well. Looking forward to the 1 remaster and all the new content.

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026

The honeysuckle I have which had been eviscerated by spider mites has begun to show signs of life 🥳

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026

22C on the 4th October, seems legit.

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026

🎵 They tried to break us Looks like they'll try again… Wild Hunt never lose it Wild Hunt never chose this way Wild Hunt never close your eyes Wild Hunt always shine 🎶

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026

lol the whole last half was at like 6.4kph

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026

I walked 11km today at 5.8kph pace and only got 2 intensity minutes 😤

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026

Not a single person over a 5 all day. And that was like 2 people. What a hellhole. #hastings

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026

I always think people are too mean about Kent, and then I have the misfortune to be here.

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026

What an utter shitstain of a town Hastings is. And with the people to match 🚮

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026

@noodlejetski yes to all, also they’re private equity trying to fix a solved problem with a closed source proprietary algorithm which certainly won’t suddenly become a costly licence once they’ve bought in enough people

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026

@queergsire.bsky.social it’s when you go hiking/running with a load of weight in your backpack for the sake of having a load of weight in your backpack

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026

I've just realised that it is called a rucksack, because it is a sack you use to go rucking. I am very smrt.

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026

Isle of Wight give all their locations in W3W. Thoroughly unserious local authority.

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026

Few things more an obnoxious substitution for a personality than aggressively caring which way round jam goes on a scone or milk goes in tea.

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026

Garmin: High today of 20 Also Garmin: current temperature is 21

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026

Also Fred Mills is so swole now. Delightful.

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026

It's still unfathomable to me that they aren't doing the connecty bit between HS2 and HS2 by Euston. I wonder if I'll live to see it.

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