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Steeble

@steeble.uk
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Techy basic single 🏳️‍🌈 geriatric millennial in Nottingham, UK Likes: Gymming, gaming, podcasts, walking, KitKat Chunkies and Tangfastics Dislikes: Mushrooms, wasps, TERFs, DIY, acronyms, people who don't label their nudes 😒

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Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 7h
Watching GoldenEye on ITV. Bond: Your predecessor used to leave a bottle of cognac… M: I prefer bourbon
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 1h
The proliferation of podcasts doing opening trailers is getting a bit much. We don’t need to hear the best clips at the start, and we definitely shouldn’t have to endure the hosts doing forced unnecessary intros for interviews or Q&A episodes 🙄 </rant>
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 14h
I remember when Joe Mcelderry won X Factor and his winner song was ‘The Climb’, and I got all excited he was covering No Doubt and then it was just some bullshit from Miley Cyrus whoever she was 😂😂
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 03/10/2026
Me and my 9 albums (and a previously unposted photo) You can take the boy out of the ghetto…
Selfie on the bridge My 9 albums
TLC - Fanmail
No Doubt - Tragic Kingdom
Lauryn Hill - The miseducation of 
Miss E - So addictive
Michelle Branch - The spirit room
Pink - I’m not dead
Paramore - Riot
Lady gaga - born this way
Beyoncé - renaissance
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 03/10/2026
All I needed was someone who could keep me warm at night. You tried it babe, it didn’t work, and now I know that this is gonna be the end 😤
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 03/10/2026
Leg and chest day done 🙌💪 I was going to do a long cardio session after, but the weather’s so nice I’ll swap it out for a long brisk walk along the river to Sainsbury’s for sweets instead 🌞
Selfie in the gym
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 03/10/2026
100kg leg presses are killing me today 😑 hope I can still walk after
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 03/10/2026
I sprayed a sample of Rabanne Phantom on myself yesterday morning and can still smell it on my T-shirt, I’m obsessed with it 🥰 It’s the one in the 🤖 bottle too which makes it even more exciting, so I’m definitely going to have to buy some today!
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 03/10/2026
*cough* the alt is back. It’s nothing special but Dm for the link if you want it
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 02/10/2026
Tonight’s Traitors snacks 😋 she’s gone upmarket!
Selfie with a fork with an olive onCan of hip pop drink and a pack of green olives on chimichurri
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 02/10/2026
Good morning, happy Friday 🥳 #fcf
Selfie in bathroom mirror. Naked. Towel vaguely covering my lower half. #fcfSelfie in bathroom mirror. Naked. Towel vaguely covering my lower half. #fcf
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 01/10/2026
I wonder if Richard even knew who Maya Jama was 😂 #celebritytraitors
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 01/10/2026
OH THAT’s who James Acaster is! I’ve never seen his quite reasonable face before, what a treat #CelebrityTraitors
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 01/10/2026
Got a brew and a bag of the best snacks (they’re like mini Kraves with different flavour fillings 😋), ready for Celebrity Traitors 🏰
Me holding a bag of assorted pillow mix
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 01/10/2026
Morning. I turned off the radio alarm last night and just had the sunrise light / watch tapping alarm to wake me up this morning, and I got out of bed 15 minutes quicker than usual! I did miss the banging choons though, but swings and roundabouts 🤸🏻
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 30/09/2026
At work we've got a chain that goes across an entrance to our car park overnight, and in the last week someone's nicked the carabiner clip from it 4 times! Tedious expensive nonsense 😤
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 29/09/2026
First workout in a fortnight, and it’s made my tits ache
Selfie in mirror. Wearing gym shorts. Dumbbell in front of me
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 25/09/2026
I’ve got a work event oop north tomorrow and am being picked up pre-sparrow fart, so my alarm is set for 3am to get ready in time 😑 Not thrilled tbh. If I don’t post on here by 4am can a USA or Aussie or insomniac bloomf knock me up please? 😴
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 25/09/2026
It must be the cash cos it ain’t your face 🤭
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 25/09/2026
Treated myself to a new toy after the tooth extraction trauma yesterday 💸 I bloody love ironing 🥰
Steam generator iron on a table, mirror above with my reflection
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 24/09/2026
Dentist went ok, he did the moulds for the whitening trays first then yanked the tooth out, all in 20 minutes! I managed about an hour at work but Christ on a bike my jaw hurtttsss so I’ve hobbled home to rest up 🤕
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 24/09/2026
I’m off to the dentist to get my poorly tooth pulled out AND to have a whitening tray mould taken, wonder which way round they’ll do it 🤔💸
Selfie top off in bathroom
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 23/09/2026
The alt’s been deactivated again, I’m really not feeling the x-rated stuff any more, so might start posting more thirst here to scratch that itch instead. Or I might just keep my clothes on and post about snacking and games and such. One or the other 🤔
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 21/09/2026
Morrrrning, happy Monday! I slept right through, without getting up to hunt for snacks, last night for the first time in months (6 nights snack free) 🙌⭐️ Good vibes to start the day
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 20/09/2026
Went for a nice little walk over the waterside bridge and up the river. Proper nice barely-Autumn weather today, and lots of people taking advantage of it on the water ⛵️🛶
Selfie on the bridge. Wearing yellow T-shirt View down the river Trent from the bridge Hedge in the foreground, sailing boats on the river behind
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 20/09/2026
Morning! I’ve had horrendous toothache for the last few+ days but the antibiotics from the dentist are finally doing their thing and the pain is subsiding 🎉 It’ll be nice to function more normally today and not mope around like a bitch 💃
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 16/09/2026
Had a shite day at work, but somehow just managed 7 PBs on my workout! Very chuffed with myself 💪🏅
Selfie in mirror, wearing gym shorts, dumbbells in front of me, I’m holding my forehead because
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 16/09/2026
I forgot my mid-morning banana 😭
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 16/09/2026
As if the beeb carried that “referendum” resul live. Glad they cut that rambling twat’s ranty speech off eventually, what a load of shit 🚮
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 13/09/2026
Ooop that recent big uppy was from my last topless gym pic, which was an absolute banger even if I do say so myself 🙄 Miserable shits, good riddance blockcurve.bisks.net
145 blocks
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 11/09/2026
I’m off the creatine for a bit to see if it’ll help get my sleep back to normal, but still managed to smash a few PBs today! 💪
Selfie in the gymHevy screenshot
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 10/09/2026
I assumed these would be in the Halloween section not Xmas, but hot damn they’re top tier tasty snacks either way 😋🎅
Selfie, holding Marks and Spencer chocolate covered tortilla.
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 08/09/2026
That workout felt harder than usual BUT my form seems to be getting better, so progress is progress 💪🐘
Me posing in mirror with a gym bench in front of me. If you squint there is a nipple visibleHevy screenshot. Lifted 6840kg, that’s like lifting an elephant
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 06/09/2026
Putting a punnet of red grapes in the fridge really seems to be helping reduce my problematic snacking, I even chose them over Celebrations (🎄) a few times today! 🍇
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JJ @jjdodders.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“MONEY DRUGS CHAINS ON MY CHEST THAT VINTAGE CELINE DIAMOND GRILLZ CHAMPAGNE BOTTLES SWAGGER I BLEED”
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Pied Piper of Hamelin Leads Children
Alt: Pied Piper of Hamelin Leads Children
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 06/09/2026
Went for a wander down to the woods today with @chazzersmurf.bsky.social, always a pleasure🚶‍♂️🪾❤️
Selfie. Me and chazzersmurf down the woods
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 05/09/2026
That big pile of lettuce totally balances out the greasy doner meat and chips fakeaway underneath, I might pay for the garlic mayo and hot sauce tho 😋
A plate of doner meat and chips covered in lettuce
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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Meryl Streep's Groundbreaking Moment in Devil Wears Prada
ALT: Meryl Streep's Groundbreaking Moment in Devil Wears Prada
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 02/09/2026
I want sex, money, bitches and the stickiest hot honey chicken or crisps or whatever the trend is 😋
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 31/08/2026
I've only gone and done a full year alcohol free! It's been a mad 12 months... I've met lots of new friends, visited new places, got into the best shape of my life and made decent progress with the old MH. Seriously life changing shit, no regrets ❤️
Obligatory "album cover" selfie, taken in front of a fence. Wearing blue t-shirt, with blue sky covered in wispy clouds overhead
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 30/08/2026
I was walking down the canal earlier holding hands with a guy, clocked a group of lads up on the road overlooking the canal so we stopped holding hands & kept walking… One of them started filming us and we got shouts of “Don’t you 2 look cute” “are you together” “shove your finger up his bum” etc 🙄😬
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Alex @alex4nd3r.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Phileas Fagg 💁
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 27/08/2026
After a LOT of dicking around moving the hooks down, filling holes / painting over bits, and with the addition of some spendid local artwork from Handmade Nottingham, the bottom of the stairs is now ✨finished✨
View of the bottom of my stairs. Coat hooks with coats and baseball caps, with a framed “Visit Sneinton” print above them View into the stairwell from kitchen. Coats and caps and print in view
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 25/08/2026
I really liked the light here 🤭
Selfie. Topless with shorts on, dumbbells in front of me
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 25/08/2026
Katseye are the 6-7 of pop music
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 24/08/2026
Just popped my AI cherry 😭 I caved in and downloaded Claude to help fix some shit non-sensical vibe-coded abomination that's hit my desk at work. Hate myself but still hate AI more.
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 23/08/2026
What better way to fill an unexpected empty Sunday than with some DIY! They’re surprisingly level (for me) but I wouldn’t put money on them staying attached to the wall if a heavy coat or hat was hooked on 😂 possibly should have positioned them a bit lower too but they’ll do as they are 🎩
Coat hooks in area at the bottom of stairs. Two sets of 4 hooks on top of each other. Caps on the top set, jackets on the bottom set Coat hooks in area at the bottom of stairs. Two sets of 4 hooks on top of each other.
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 23/08/2026
The guy I’ve been talking to for the last couple of weeks, who seemed like bf material, has just cancelled meeting up for the 2nd time in a row (last weekend he just dropped off comms and left me hanging), and now looks like he’s blocked me on whatsapp too! Why is dating so fucking tough ☹️😔
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 23/08/2026
Sunday morning cardio done 🥵
Selfie on cross trainer
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Steeble @steeble.uk · 23/08/2026
It’s days like today when having 4 clothes airers just isn’t quite enough #50LoadWeekend 🧦👕
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