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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 22h

Forgot to show you all this chonky boi from the IoW I saw the other day

Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026

Question for those familiar with the Lime: all of Kingston and Richmond are “no go” zones, so how are there bikes all over the shop? Like this isn’t yobs moving them round…

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026

My dentist demonstrated that I could get the chip in my front tooth fixed easily (albeit not inexpensively) and even though I've had it since I was 8, wondering if I get it fixed now idk

A picture of me from a couple of years ago with a big ol' toothy smirk

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026

This guy has a giant Lego brick backpack with studs on and everything

A rando on the escalator at Waterloo with a 2x1 backpack in red Lego brick

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026

More #englandcoastpath today: Dungeness round to Folkestone.

Beach with fishing vessel drawn up in the middle distance and further beach in the far

OS Zoomstack base map of the gpx trace of my walk. Today's date, 23.0km, 4h48m and 219m of ascent somehow (I think Garmin counts the wavering between like 5m and 6m as 1m of ascent and cumulates, because the main bit of Folkestone is only like 50m AOD)

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026

We need to talk about man butts in video games. I know animation is hard, but we cannot with these flat-ass asses because you couldn’t be bothered to invest in glute physics.

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026

A complete and utter mess, but should be waterproof and certainly better than what was happening before. #shittydiy

New trim I installed round the bottom to cover over the terrible grout with some very shitty silicone work. Hopefully the compression makes it look good.

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026

Orange rain, orange rain! <legally distinct guitar>

Weather map showing precip across south England and some of the rain is heavy enough to be orange

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026

Finally made some progress with my buoys this afternoon #blender

3D render of a starboard lateral buoy zoomed on the pillar and tops of the 'wings'

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026

Today's walk filled in the gap so I've now done continuous ECP from Selsey Bill to Bexhill:

OS Zoomstack map of the England and Wales, showing parts of the England Coast Path which have been completed.

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026

Ok did that really warrant a national alert tho?

Chris Hemsworth (as Thor) having less time for this bullshit than I do

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026

Best I could do. I think the ghost in the tree is actually it without the glare. Or less glare I guess. Probably didn’t destroy the CCD in the process

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026

Needed new work shoes but I went nuts and bought three pairs of new trainers because they were on offer and I had points. They include this delightful pair:

Pair of Adidas black trainers with bright yellow outsole and reflective three stripes

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026

I’m going to scream. In the AI Microslop bullshit Excel just hangs every couple minutes now and when you try and crash it out, this dialog comes up. Bet you dollars to doughnuts it’s some CuntPilot bullshit.

A helpful blank modal dialog over some excel bullshittery

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026

Neverending source of amusement that some retailers (Adidas for example) refer to Royal Mail as ‘ROM’

A notification message indicating that an order will be delivered today, addressed to a person named Chris. It includes information about tracking the delivery and checking options if not at home. It refers to ROM delivering today.

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 02/08/2026

@queergsire.bsky.social as in 12mo. 3400 since May would be about 3k 12mo to now.

A scenic view of the Appalachian Mountains at sunset, featuring rolling hills, lush greenery, and rocky terrain. The interface displays progress for a hiking challenge on the Appalachian Trail, showing that 97% of a 3,500 km goal has been completed since May 2025

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 01/08/2026

Also whilst I was out, I tried to take some full body selfies bc I don't really have many. But they are all terrible and for some reason I took them all into the sun. This is the least worst...

Me, stood in front of a vineyard, in a drought. Sun is mostly behind me because I have terrible composition skills. Also that's just where the bench I was balancing my phone was. What do you want from me?

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 30/07/2026

I don’t care about football but this whole FIFA situation is inordinately funny to me.

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 02/05/2026

Also took a selfie today I don't entirely hate

It me, looking smug and greasy. I'm in a forest somewhere on the Greensand Ridge and I have a hoodie thrown over my shoulder because I thought I might be cold but then it got warmer and I had to carry it for a full 6 hours.

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Chris @smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy · 30/11/2025

I didn’t want to get out of bed bc it was cold, but I did, I put on some short shorts, and two hoodies (bc it is actually cold) and went for a walk somewhere green. Would recommend.