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The Great Britsby

@slyfiv.bsky.social
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The Patron Saint of Cats & Honest Liars. Working my way to glory one horrific failure at a time.

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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I was thinking of deleting this account, but perhaps I'll just go offline for a while. Be safe.
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Bro, my feelings...
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Joseph Fasano @josephfasano.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I hope this finds you if you need it.
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Hope you have a wonderful birthday!!
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Don't worry, I made sure to tell him verbally that I was doing finger guns at the end of the conversation
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
My friend said appearances are the first to slip when depressed, I replied, "Yeah, if you're an AMATEUR. PROS know you gotta be sure to dress nicely, and be well groomed so no one will guess the all-consuming black hole level of depression hiding just beneath the pretty veneer. 😎👉👉"
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
@grimmorph.bsky.social Nux is also a stripey chaos gremlin. If he were a pokemon, his nature would be Impish, because he loves being mischievous. Your posts about Tokki punched me right in my heart box, and I'm so so sorry for your loss. 10/10 cried into Nux's tummy on your behalf. Sorry bro ❤️
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I love how smug she looks opening forbidden doors. All those bonus years she got with you were damn well spent. I almost cried in line at the Walmart pharmacy when I saw your post Friday at the vet. A perfect stripey angel. 😭
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I do not wanna roll outta bed and find my cc, so I've sent u a ko-fi tip instead of something off the list. Pls use it to buy yourself a lil gift! :D
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Diversity in Horror (they/them) @diversityhorror.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
A still of Buster Bluth from Arrested Development talking to his mother. He’s wearing army fatigues and holding a bunch of stuffed animals. Buster says “These are my awards Mother, from FIFA.”
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Dumb little guy doesn't understand that some dogs don't have fur evolved for cold environments. Don't tell him about doggy booties, and how even the big fluffy dogs need to wear them in Alaskan winters, or he might have an aneurism
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
The more time I spend around other cats, the more I realize how very un-cat-like Nux is. He must be some sort of Goblin. Some small, vaguely humanoid, creature in cat form.
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
He is too squiggly to get a good picture of
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
This week is a trial run to see if this kitten will be Nux's new bff, or if I'll be driving 10-12 hours back to the rescue next weekend. Nux was so excited to meet him. They played and played...but then he didn't go home & Nux was like >:( Now he's being rude, because he doesn't wanna share.
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
>:( I am so sorry, Richard.
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Thank u, Richard. <3 The first is Nenana bridge, the 2nd is between Nenana and Healy, the last 2 are through Denali. It was very foggy yesterday, so I didn't get to see many of the mountains.
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𝖍𝖊𝖝𝖆𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖌𝖗𝖆𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖗🦇🎃🧛🏾‍♂️ @homeforinfinitelosers.online · 07/12/2025
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Here's some pics of the long cold drive
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
He's just bringing balance through elimination, Richard
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
media.tenor.com
a young boy is holding a light saber in front of a group of people
ALT: a young boy is holding a light saber in front of a group of people
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
One of Jim's other great skills is sneezing. This is Jim, about 1/3 of the way through one of his sneezes, which are always explosive and, like him, large. This particular sneeze was not detonated in Jim's ideal sneeze environment, which is when he has his face under four inches from mine.
Jim hugely enjoying the sensation of seeing God, in the middle of a sneeze.
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
RIP - Rest in Pieces
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
323 miles down, 323 to go... DraAaven & Burgerking acquired
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
That seems very American of Zygarde....
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I say a prayer for you n Tokki
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
BIG WINNNNSSSSSS!!!
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
View from my desk :)
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Moon got a bit brighter and now it's a purple sky haha
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Pale moon rising
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Funny story, when I wandered England at 19, I made fast friends with a guy named Max - Max had an American father, so he had an American accent, but more importantly, Max wore Carhartt t-shirts. I told him it made him look Alaskan. He thought it was a German brand, Google proved him wrong
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I hope they're comfy!! I once was seduced by the pockets of Carhartt leggings, but holy shit they were uncomfortable and awful. Thus, I was spared from becoming a true Alaskan
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
IF YOU START WEARING THOSE GODFORESAKEN XTRATUFS, JAKE I SWEAR
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
>:( People like you are the reason I can find the gate to our city in any airport without actually looking at the gate #
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
@pokejungle.bsky.social You might enjoy this! My friend made it :D It's really really good. I suck and cannot guess even one gen fully, but it's still fun!
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
My friend made this amazing pokemon quiz!! This is *THE* highest quality Pokemon Quiz I've seen. Ditto even changes to whatever pokemon you most recently typed ... The details are amazing If you have time, give it a try!!
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Adept Charon @adeptcharon.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
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Crits For Cats, Inc. Cat Rescue @crits4cats.org · 02/12/2025
You can choose to set up recurring payments through our P-yPal/Ko-Fi.$2 will feed a kitten for a day. Imagine if all of our followers donated just $1 a month! We absolutely appreciate every one-time donation, but sustaining donors help prevent “feast or famine” spikes in fund availability.
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Man, you're doing your best, which is a lot more than most other people. I am sorry that some uncouth cur was awful to you. This year has been a special sort of hell for you, with the Final Fantasy colony. Just know for every shitbag, there's probably 100 people cheering for you. You're great.
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
🥺 perfect
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Explaining to a guest that the blanket and pile of furry fabric tucked away in a corner on the floor is usually on the couch... That it's Nux's couch, and that he is only letting us borrow it for the evening.
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
This picture made me feel too many things at once. Look at them, they're perfect. 🥺
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Danai Christopoulou | VILE LADY VILLAINS out NOW @danaiwrites.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
”You let your cat on the furniture—“ No, you don’t understand. It’s hers. She is the Supreme Leader of this house, ruling with an iron tail. No one stands a chance. She is our Queen, as beautiful and terrible as the dawn, and if she ever gets her paws on the One Ring she will rule us all.
Buffy, Danai’s white calico cat looks majestic while sitting on top of a heavy wooden chest. The light hits her white fur.
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Same, firmly believe that the pet picks the person. So I'll go down and see if he, or any of the other kittens like me. If they do, they shall become Nux's companion.
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
An emotional support stressball AND a magical girl pen?! You are PREPARED
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
He looks la bit like the one I'm driving to a rescue to see soon
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RainbowRatArt | Open for Work @rainbowratart.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
LOOK AT THESE PERFECT LITTLE CREATURES 😭 #pigeon #borb #animalrescue #foster
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Always nice when the villains name their shit companies really obvious badguy names. Oh, the magic Orb you shouldn't touch because the EVIL GUYS HAVE ONE AND CAN FUCK WITH YOU?! THAT ONE? THE ONE WE GOTTA COVER UP AND SHIT??? yeah that one. cool.
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Little Crested guys!! 🥺 I love them. Had an old leopard gecko, that I got from a closing pet shop, as a kid. She lived out her twilight years happily with me. Love geckos :)
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