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The Great Britsby

@slyfiv.bsky.social
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The Patron Saint of Cats & Honest Liars. Working my way to glory one horrific failure at a time.

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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I was thinking of deleting this account, but perhaps I'll just go offline for a while. Be safe.
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Joseph Fasano @josephfasano.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I hope this finds you if you need it.
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
My friend said appearances are the first to slip when depressed, I replied, "Yeah, if you're an AMATEUR. PROS know you gotta be sure to dress nicely, and be well groomed so no one will guess the all-consuming black hole level of depression hiding just beneath the pretty veneer. 😎👉👉"
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
@grimmorph.bsky.social Nux is also a stripey chaos gremlin. If he were a pokemon, his nature would be Impish, because he loves being mischievous. Your posts about Tokki punched me right in my heart box, and I'm so so sorry for your loss. 10/10 cried into Nux's tummy on your behalf. Sorry bro ❤️
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Diversity in Horror (they/them) @diversityhorror.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
A still of Buster Bluth from Arrested Development talking to his mother. He’s wearing army fatigues and holding a bunch of stuffed animals. Buster says “These are my awards Mother, from FIFA.”
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
The more time I spend around other cats, the more I realize how very un-cat-like Nux is. He must be some sort of Goblin. Some small, vaguely humanoid, creature in cat form.
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
This week is a trial run to see if this kitten will be Nux's new bff, or if I'll be driving 10-12 hours back to the rescue next weekend. Nux was so excited to meet him. They played and played...but then he didn't go home & Nux was like >:( Now he's being rude, because he doesn't wanna share.
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𝖍𝖊𝖝𝖆𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖌𝖗𝖆𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖗🦇🎃🧛🏾‍♂️ @homeforinfinitelosers.online · 07/12/2025
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Here's some pics of the long cold drive
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
One of Jim's other great skills is sneezing. This is Jim, about 1/3 of the way through one of his sneezes, which are always explosive and, like him, large. This particular sneeze was not detonated in Jim's ideal sneeze environment, which is when he has his face under four inches from mine.
Jim hugely enjoying the sensation of seeing God, in the middle of a sneeze.
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
323 miles down, 323 to go... DraAaven & Burgerking acquired
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
View from my desk :)
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Pale moon rising
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
@pokejungle.bsky.social You might enjoy this! My friend made it :D It's really really good. I suck and cannot guess even one gen fully, but it's still fun!
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
My friend made this amazing pokemon quiz!! This is *THE* highest quality Pokemon Quiz I've seen. Ditto even changes to whatever pokemon you most recently typed ... The details are amazing If you have time, give it a try!!
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Adept Charon @adeptcharon.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
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Crits For Cats, Inc. Cat Rescue @crits4cats.org · 02/12/2025
You can choose to set up recurring payments through our P-yPal/Ko-Fi.$2 will feed a kitten for a day. Imagine if all of our followers donated just $1 a month! We absolutely appreciate every one-time donation, but sustaining donors help prevent “feast or famine” spikes in fund availability.
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Danai Christopoulou | VILE LADY VILLAINS out NOW @danaiwrites.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
”You let your cat on the furniture—“ No, you don’t understand. It’s hers. She is the Supreme Leader of this house, ruling with an iron tail. No one stands a chance. She is our Queen, as beautiful and terrible as the dawn, and if she ever gets her paws on the One Ring she will rule us all.
Buffy, Danai’s white calico cat looks majestic while sitting on top of a heavy wooden chest. The light hits her white fur.
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RainbowRatArt | Open for Work @rainbowratart.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
LOOK AT THESE PERFECT LITTLE CREATURES 😭 #pigeon #borb #animalrescue #foster
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Eric Buchert @ericbuchert.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Pongo says, “Good night.” Kuro says, “Get Lost!” A TALE OF TWO GECKOS
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Art by Dogmo Comics
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NM Dept. of Memes @nmdeptofmemes.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
:(
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Joseph Fasano @josephfasano.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Here's a new little poem for all you lovers. 🖤
Adam to Eve

They will say we did this
to ourselves, love.
Let them, let them say it.
Let them say we failed
our little test.

Now I taste your body 
in the darkness.
If this is the fall, let us be the fall.
If it costs us
eternity 
to earn this,
hold to me
the beautiful fruit of our ruin
     and again I'll tell you
     yes yes 
                 yesyesyes.

                                    —Joseph Fasano
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
@greeniris.bsky.social I am thinking about getting Nux a friend, just in case he is a little lonely. Does he look like a DraAaven to you? The kitten rescue is about 5 hours of driving through wilderness away, but I'm gonna go meet him this weekend. :)
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kwikpanik @kwikpanik.standingintheodds.com · 01/12/2025
the economy is out of control. in 2010, you got 30 Safari Balls for just $500. now, in 2025, it would cost you over $3300.
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Going to make some octodudes this week. Any color suggestions?
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
oh we have already started with the crazy shit, but it's ok, because I have a soda the size of my head and a mild will to live!
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Going to make some octodudes this week. Any color suggestions?
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I slept for 11 hours...
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
@illuminaughty.bsky.social if ya know anyone in Cali who might enjoy driving a tiny gremlin (dwarf kitten)
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Grimmorph @grimmorph.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
This guy needs transport from Solano County to LA County (Suisun to Palmdale, CA) if anyone has ideas for getting him there before Monday. His chances of survival are best if he goes asap but I am having a baf time with my neck issues and Chewy isn’t feeling well so I want to keep an eye on him.
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I did fitness boxing for the first time in over a year and I'm pretty sure my arms fell off.
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Bro why the fuck am I getting diaper porn on my discover?? I haven't clicked shit to make it think this. Aaaaaaa I CLICK SHOW LESS LIKE THIS AND IT SHOWS MORE WHY BLUE SKY WHY
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
@grimmorph.bsky.social How's Goliath the poop goblin doing?
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Maggie Mae Fish 🐟 @maggiemaefish.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
This is the skin of a killer, Bella
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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Sarah Evans (Welsh Artist, born 1974) "Atlantic Ocean", 2022. Acrylic on Wood, 16" × 24". Private Collection. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild: Grizzly bear Moose Pilot whale (I accidentally slapped it) Little brown bat! Porcupine :)
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I'm not gonna lie, the Throne of Glass series is terribad. I read it on recommendation and. asdldfslsdfahlksdfahjdsfa I cannot fucking deal with it. I'm gonna stay strong and finish the damn thing, but wow. Just. wow.
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
This little guy, in 1 fucking try, learned that if he politely taps my arm and meows once, he will receive the treat he is requesting. He did it ONCE, and I was like, hell yeah this is a cute behavior I will be totally fine with rewarding, and he now does it EACH time he wants something. So smart.
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Nux is taking friendship applications
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Filled out some "pre-adoption" paperwork in case I pull the trigger and adopt the little one-eyed kitten I found at a rescue
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Nicki Ault Studio @nicki-ault-studio.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
"New Moon" oil on canvas 10x10 inches Nicki Ault 2025 #nocturne #nightsky #oilpainting #moonandstars #nighttime #artist #blueskyart
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
This was a mistake. I have eaten 2/3s of it. I need to hoist it off onto my mom, so that she may suffer with me
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
No thanksgiving invites so this is all for me baybeeee (Graham cracker crust, chocolate pudding, cappuccino whipped cream) Ignore Roshan, he is supposed to be a Christmas present, but he is currently judging all I cook
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I wish it was totally normal to walk around with a sword strapped to your back without being seen as a huge fucking weeb, or actual psychopath. :'(
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ViviV I7 @vivivi7.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
John #Photography #PNW #Sunset
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The Great Britsby @slyfiv.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I wonder what it's like to be one of those people who, after finishing a project, feel a sense of joy or accomplishment & not... That hollow Sisyphusian lack.
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