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Alyspoon

@slydeetz.bsky.social
31 followers 19 following 40 posts

Someone sedate me

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Alyspoon @slydeetz.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Ur onto something with this i fear
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Alyspoon @slydeetz.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
This is genuinely so cool. Great work!
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Alyspoon @slydeetz.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Go to any goodwill and you’ll find some for cheap!
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Alyspoon @slydeetz.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
This basket did my shopping for me. Truly revolutionary.
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Alyspoon @slydeetz.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Just another day of missing Joann Fabrics
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
If you think that adults taking Tylenol hurt kids, just wait until you read what the adults in the Epstein Files were doing to them.
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Alyspoon @slydeetz.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Im not like others girls. When i watch jaws i root for the shark.
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Alyspoon @slydeetz.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
It happened. I got excited for a new project…then i remembered i cant go to #joanns anymore
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a man in a blue shirt and tie is smiling and saying `` alright , i 'm gonna go cry . ''
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is smiling and saying `` alright , i 'm gonna go cry . ''
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Alyspoon @slydeetz.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Has anyone actually tried this? I need to know…🤮 #caribou #cariboucoffee
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Alyspoon @slydeetz.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I formally request a restock of all shorts ASAP.
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Alyspoon @slydeetz.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Markiplier could have saved them.
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Alyspoon @slydeetz.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Mfw someone offers me cheese
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Alyspoon @slydeetz.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Madison, WI showed up. #nokings #fucktrump
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I’ve been diagnosed with chronic life.
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Jason @jasondws.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I’m really getting tired of the daily horrors.
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Alyspoon @slydeetz.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Lyft is a tesla…do i cancel?
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Alyspoon @slydeetz.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
The eternal internal struggle of saving money or ordering an absurd amount of sushi for dinner…
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President Barbie @presidentbarbie.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Third [impeachment’s] the charm.
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Alyspoon @slydeetz.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Hi if the dept of education doesnt exist why am i paying them still?
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Alyspoon @slydeetz.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
The most dangerous thing you can do is give a crafter with a sprinkle of the tism access to amazon prime.
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Alyspoon @slydeetz.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
READ THEM TO FILTH
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Alyspoon @slydeetz.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Target, we dont want your circle deal days or your bs money grab black history month merch. We want DEI and meaningful change.
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Alyspoon @slydeetz.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
WHY DID I JUST GET THIS AD I CAN ASSURE YOU THEY ARE NOT HIRING.
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Alyspoon @slydeetz.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Why’d they make Nosferatu look like Jim Carrey in the Sonic movie?
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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Opt out tomorrow!
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Scott Galloway @profgalloway.com · 22/02/2025
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Alyspoon @slydeetz.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Everyone talks about find my friends, but, personally, i love watching what my sims are doing on discord.
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Alyspoon @slydeetz.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Easy. Get rid of all your socks. 💖
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Alyspoon @slydeetz.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Got my first snapchat from a company/as an ad. #snapchat
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and saying nope . don 't like that .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and saying nope . don 't like that .
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tamrakat @tamrakat.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
@thebutters.bsky.social
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Alyspoon @slydeetz.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
This is what allergies feel like…consider taking a Benadryl.
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Alyspoon @slydeetz.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Disrespectfully, what the FUCK are we doing here?
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Alyspoon @slydeetz.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
The long way 10/10
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/01/2025
um
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Alyspoon @slydeetz.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Based on my fyp, I think instagram figured out which meme template ive been enjoying lately…
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Alyspoon @slydeetz.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
You’re not a true girlie unless (at least) one of your stuffies has gotten drug tested by tsa.
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🪄🎃✨️BOOka✨️🎃🪄 @maybe-a-mermaid.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Ok back to my usual Stardew Dissociation hour* *3 hours minimum
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Alyspoon @slydeetz.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
First thing i saw when arriving in my home town for the holidays? A cybertruck.
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Alyspoon @slydeetz.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
My Etsy Shop made it’s first sale this week stfu
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Autumn | Mossy Forest Treasures @autumng103.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Stayed up too late playing stardew valley again
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Alyspoon @slydeetz.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Can we talk about the vast superiority of bowl-that-is-also- plate over all other dishes?
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Alyspoon @slydeetz.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Love this for you bestie.
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Alyspoon @slydeetz.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
HALP need new documentaries to watch. Hulu, netflix, prime, interwebs. I enjoy pretty much anything. Bonus if it has court proceedings. GO
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Alyspoon @slydeetz.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Booting up my new PC while my soup is simmering on the stove. What a perfect night.
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Alyspoon @slydeetz.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE. A JOYOUS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY TO ALL.
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Alyspoon @slydeetz.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Stardew gamers pls help** Deleted my twitter account and forgot to save stuff before. There was a link to a website someone made where you could create yourself as a stardew character (see my profile pic). Does anyone have the website saved?
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
(The girl fight was way more entertaining)
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Alyspoon @slydeetz.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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a cartoon character says hi in a dark room
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Alyspoon @slydeetz.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
This is a very reasonable excuse. No problem beebs.
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Alyspoon @slydeetz.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I would love to see a what we do in the shadows episode where Guillermo mistakenly brings marshmallows to the vampires. *sigh* #wwdits
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