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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 6h
the freaking jameis winston giants are gonna win the nfc east
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 14h
o rly? owl meme from a million years ago
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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 20h
sluggo you card
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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 21h
college football has trained me for this moment, this is just like cal and stanford in the acc
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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 23h
i will stop asking when you stop answering "empty soup cans"
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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
everyone asks whensday but nobody asks howsday
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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
try to take it easy with the cheese whiz
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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this is what babybel is for
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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the baseball playoffs are too short. we shouldn't know who won the league this year until 2029
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dang, this Amazon data collection thing is spooky accurate
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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
anytime anyone says anything remotely curious about ai, i wonder how far away they are from asking it to love their spouse for them
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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my name is gamer o'brien
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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"god doesn't save the queen"
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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
mario turning to dust at the suggestion he's 40
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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
interesting, this was so specific that i got the sense this happened to you. i appreciate the clarification at the end.
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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it's fine (good even!) to have some friendships like this, but if this is the extent of your social life you should consider ways to address that
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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
among the corrections will be some changes to the qb tiers. i started these dumb posts with the same headings for both lists, but i think it will be less confusing and more reflective of how quarterbacks actually develop in the league with some changes that i will toy with over the next five weeks
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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i had him in probably bad until late last season, i swear this is based on nfl play and not cyclone bias. very impressed that he's grown enough to carry the 49ers after being surrounded by what might be the greatest collection of offensive talent on one roster in nfl history
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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
biggest qb change is herbert, who has had enough failed changes made around him that i can't keep him in probably good anymore. also dropped nix and willis from wild card. very proud that my instinct to confirm drake maye is good before promoting him paid off.
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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
tried to be true to the in game head to heads, but there are a couple spots where i vetoed on-field results - broncos-jags (divisions they play in warranted their tiers) steelers-bengals (all vibes)
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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
look forward to all the corrections that will be made after week 9 concludes
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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
2026 week 4 sloup index, the preseason sloup index had some errors that have all been corrected
a tiered ranking of nfl teams

Awesome (Huge favorite to win division) - Chiefs, Vikings, Jaguars, Seahawks
Probably Good (Likely playoff teams) - 49ers, Broncos, Bears, Patriots, Rams, Bills
Wild Card (Playoff fringe, won't make a deep run) - Browns, Panthers, Raiders, Giants, Falcons, Lions, Ravens, Cowboys, Bengals
Probably Bad (Likely non-playoff teams, still reasons to watch) - Steelers, Eagles, Colts, Packers, Commanders, Saints, Jets, Cardinals, Texans
Trash (Do not watch thes teams) - Titans, Dolphins, Buccaneers, Chargersa tiered ranking of nfl quarterbacks

Awesome (Hell yeah) - Mahomes, Allen, Jackson, Stafford
Probably Good (High value starter who elevates team) - Burrow, Purdy, Prescott, Lawrence, Love, Hurts
Wild Card (I'm not ready to make a call) - Williams, Maye, Daniels, Penix, Shough, Ward, Dart
Probably Bad (Job-secure starter who needs team to elevate him) - Goff, Darnold, Cousins, Young, Stroud, Nix, Herbert, D Jones, Brissett, Smith, Mayfield, Murray
Trash (Get this guy outta here) - Willis, Jalon Daniels, Rodgers, Winston, Watson
Intrigue Backup (Backup who could rise above Trash if he plays) - Mendoza, M Jones, Mills, Allar, Simpson
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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it's gone so well that i've circled back to "what were the seahawks thinking when they drafted zach charbonnet"
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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
thank you quest 64man
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#SpookyMonth64
RuneScape ghost and goblin
The text
"She s
Ghostin you, but she goblin me"
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cats (Animals)
Jim Davis
Comic Characters
What was the cat from Garfield called?
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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it is pretty funny that bill callahan is an nfl legend and an absolute joke to the college game, normally that goes the opposite direction (nick saban, chip kelly, urban meyer, etc)
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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the league's over kyle capacity (shanahan, juszczyk, van noy, monangai, etc) and someone had to go
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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
well that should get em fired up
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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
god lmao
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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
listen the offense played their part but the defense is not without sin. three interceptions negated by penalties! two bites on hard counts for first downs!
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David Naylor @profcedar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Extremely funny. Probably not a reflection of what would happen if they played each other, but extremely funny that this ranking is even possible.
Screenshot of a portion of the rankings quoted, with Iowa State at 37 and Penn State at 47 circled.
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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
poor glen has no clue that he's in for a night as a character in a swan boy arc
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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
stell-the
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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i bet he can even spell future right
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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
futur triple crown receiver tetairoa mcmillan, this guy can do everything
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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
checking in on behalf of tetairoa mcmillan
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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
tetairoa mcmillan and a bunch of lions field goals
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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
all dogs go to cpac
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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*leans into microphone* THEY'RE JUICING THE DOINKS
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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
15 minutes tops
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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
woke stifler aka kenneth walker ii
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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i saw this and told my partner "oh denny's gonna bring that up on the podcast this week"
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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
threw the first jets interception on 20 games.... enough said
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
HALLELUJAH
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Benjamin Solak @benjaminsolak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
JETS GOT A PICK! NO FLAGS THIS TIME! MINKAH FITZPATRICK!
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
THE JETS HAVE INTERCEPTED A PASS
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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
JETS INTERCEPTION
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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
an underrated thing in football broadcasts is when a player makes a big play, then they show him holding court with an adoring teammate on the sideline
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Sloup: Brandon Cissnei @sloup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
refence
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