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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 4h
Oh hey look a quarterback who understands when to go out of bounds and at what angle
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🙏
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He’s going to live to be 107 or something because we can’t have nice things
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He should sextuple his dose
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Libs love Tucker, too. Not because they agree with Tucker Carlson, they just like him more than leftists because they’re chud adjacent
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
2010 giants vibes without the backing of a head of state running a whole ass religion
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Look at that 45 pound carve of beef
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@murderxbryan.bsky.social regaling people with the true story of how tom leykis let me on his show at age 12 to talk about my mom
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That was one of the most incredible athletic feats I’ve ever witnessed. She was an unstoppable monster lol
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So yeah let’s abolish the death penalty
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fuck. Go Valkyries but hell of a 3
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Boomer-brained way to do your organization a disservice if the candidate was strong. I try to adhere to norms and conventions as a general rule to avoid such pre-judgement, but its not an endorsement of them. Seems kinda small thing to get bent out of shape over.
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't care about this game enough to turn it on
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@helldude.bsky.social channeling my inner Richie Deals before I go into this meeting. About to get all the spread and make that bread
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Oh well that’s evil, arbitrary, and stupid” is the takeaway anyone with a brain should take away from club random or real time
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Also who wants to let mr Howard know that the Easter bunny isn’t real and there’s a substantial chance Mr. Rogers never actually responded to him
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Not really!
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Remember when Robert Kraft faced zero consequences for hiring an exploited sex worker and blamed getting sucked off on his wife recently dying of cancer?
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Before you criticize Ed Sheeran just remember he was going to let irrelevant monied interests dictate who performed at his show. Hes just a smol bean rich and famous person. Money is speech and I don’t know why this is complicated.
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Rays are the all time “well my team is out” team to root for
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Isn’t he the guy who is emotionally and physically abusive
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That’s why I stopped drinking water
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Dumb And Dumber Toilet
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Jesus Christ that’s racist
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
lol rizzless JD could never sell this stunt
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Announcers called this drive dead after 2nd 🤣
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Lmao kittle is going to destroy this year
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
New England getting absolutely jobbed lmao
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’ve never seen a defensive coordinator fail to cover their mouth harder than what just transpired
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I love being vindicated about the seahawks being mid
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
me RN
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It’s insane if either have a job after this year. Off with their loser heads.
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@murderxbryan.bsky.social happy September Fish
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ok but name 32 quarterbacks better at LinkedIn slop
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/09/2026
this stuff loses a lot of regular people like me, wins no one on the right, and undermines efforts to build unity in a coalition that go back to AOC backing biden. with elections right around the corner, does the dem party have a toxic centrist problem?
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
What if we made the wealthy pay their fair share and had universal pre-K, universal healthcare, and free k-12 school lunch and breakfast instead
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
lol you fucking loser.
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Fuck you if you don’t like Christmas
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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I agree that people are not giving the Kathleen Hanna to Olivia Rodrigo pipeline enough attention
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
one piece of advice i can share as a parent: certain phases can be really tough, but they do pass. around 18 months my son kept demanding that i condemn hasan piker. all day and night too, i was at the end of my rope. now he’s really into fire trucks. it’s always something new
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It'd be less embarrassing for Trump if he was just sleeping with her instead of relying on her Newsmax-addled brain to tell him what to do www.nytimes.com/2026/08/18/u...
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Natalie Harp, Trump’s Most Devoted Aide, Is Always by His Side. What Exactly Does She Do?
President Trump’s White House aide Natalie Harp is always by his side. What, exactly, does she do?
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
He may as well have passed it to her
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is essentially how Tom and Bunny’s living room is decorated
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Stewie Griffin: But I'm Fresh!
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Vindeman is a bozo
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
We the people voted ballroom
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I hope Ketel Marte is ok
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
@adamfriedlandshow.bsky.social shout out to your pod for giving a humanizing and critical interview with Mahmoud Khalil. A brilliant, wonderful person our country is lucky to have.
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Flood warnings be dam’d we need this right now
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Username Taken @sloppysteaks.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I worry that @willmenaker.bsky.social won’t take this story seriously www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Trump hid in catering cart to board secret flight in Turkey amid Iran threat – reports
Elaborate ruse was used to transport president to military flight from Air Force One to return from Nato meet
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