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Illustrator, writer, constant monsterer. Portfolio: Serpentsong.com I make EldritchFriends.bsky.social Support my projects and my metabolism at Patreon.com/ECTmonster Slithergaunt.tumblr.com Generative AI is an abhorrent insult to all creation. 🚫

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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 7h
Brad forever reinforcing his place as cinema's Relatable Nasty Boy
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The first one was designed as a Tuunbaq, but he makes a good warwilf too.
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
When I imagine werewolves, I don't necessarily think "becomes an apex predator." I imagine "cursed in delirium to kill, and perhaps even unable to properly eat anything it kills, until the sun rises." Undernatural.
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Dude fuck "industry standard." however many when you can, however long it takes.
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A banger made doubly, even triply weirder 👍
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Foreuer cvrsed to be bvt a fovr-footed beaste 🌙
Werewolf sketch with deformed faceWerewolf sketch with deformed face
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My best friend and I first bonded over our mutual obsession with Sci-Fi era Mst3k TWENTY SIX years ago. Just watched Sting Of Death, and it feels like it was all just yesterday. We needed this. We really REALLY needed this. ❤️💙💛
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My best friend and I first bonded over our mutual obsession with Sci-Fi era Mst3k TWENTY SIX years ago. Just watched Sting Of Death, and it feels like it was all just yesterday. We needed this. We really REALLY needed this. ❤️💙💛
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They've both advocated better sleep habits, it's fine. It's nice having at least 2.
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Stand and face the hounds of hell Or rot inside a corpse's shell
The head of a Werewolf-like creature, rendered in charcoal on newsprint
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Stop drawing and get plenty of fucking sleep goddammit." - Junji Ito (profanity added)
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ian Miller sticks some really groovy words into one's head, doesn't he?
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Emrakul to Jace:
Picture of the Eldrazi entity Emrakul from Magic: The Gathering. Text reads "I drink your milkshake" the line from There Will Be Blood. A dumb joke equating Emrakul's devouring of Jace's alternate realities to Daniel Plainview's surreptitious draining of oil from un-owned land.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WE MADE A BANGER. WE BANGED! (thanks @nerdist.bsky.social)
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Stand and face the hounds of hell Or rot inside a corpse's shell
The head of a Werewolf-like creature, rendered in charcoal on newsprint
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I always knew Betty was the mortal disguise for an immortal outer being, hungering to subsume our universe.
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Makes sense. He does demand top billing and an unreasonable percentage of the residuals.
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mine. Hey is Larfleeze in the Lanterns series? I've been hearing scattered reports that he sadly is not. A lot of squandered dramatic potential there.
Larfleeze the Orange Lantern, empowered by greed, from DC Comics Green Lantern comics.
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fantasy where magic just arrived "What is this insane bullshit?"
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Being an artist online now is like being a 1920s railroad drifter in a Tom Waits song.
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is how I flirt (Halloween Edition)
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
NOT GOOEY GUS
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🎶When a [social media platform] dies, And you've lost all your dreams, There's nothin like a campfire And a can o' beans!!! 🎶
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And just like Stephen King, it hasn't slowed you down a bit. ✊️
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Being an artist online now is like being a 1920s railroad drifter in a Tom Waits song.
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And paid a LOT to make it, too
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just slow, dehydrating, civil war era trench shits
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They actually aren't kidding, it really IS just 2 hours of only those 6 characters slowly bleeding out and begging the rest of the heroes to put them out of their misery, while the rest watch in grim silence.
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One thing I'm definitely glad I learned in art school, honest friendships should eschew all conventional gender expectations. No complex inner dynamics, just this:
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 03/10/2026
How often do you think James Cameron has to say, “no, not the Nickelodeon cartoon, the one with the blue guys.”
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Ebenezer's thrilling origin story: that he was a greedy asshole until the events of A Christmas Carol. It's time we finally told the story of how greedy an asshole he became."
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have the nightmares from my epilepsy medication. You're right, they aren't fun "horror movie" shit or stuff you can write down and make a story out of. They're shit like vivid arguments with relatives that go on so long I feel like I just ran a mile when I wake up.
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anybody know or use a good app for doing good contrast/exposure/ general light/dark photo adjustment? Something that DOESN'T run on ai and ACTUALLY lets ME do the tweaking myself? I want pics from the sketchbook to look less like dookie.
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It is STAGGERING how difficult it is to find something that isn't "Ai does it FOR you! 🤪"
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anybody know or use a good app for doing good contrast/exposure/ general light/dark photo adjustment? Something that DOESN'T run on ai and ACTUALLY lets ME do the tweaking myself? I want pics from the sketchbook to look less like dookie.
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Credit to bogleech.bsky.social for the Tumblr post reminding everyone of this literature.
bogleech.bsky.social
Jonathan Wojcik (@bogleech.bsky.social)
Creator of Mortasheen, Awful Hospital and lots of other things on bogleech.com You should also look at my spouse's scifi animated series about bugs: https://www.youtube.com/@HumansBGone
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am NOT fucking kidding. Disney, if you did this seriously, and God knows you DO have the money to burn, I guarantee people WOULD get invested in the relationship of these 2 aliens. There would be honest tears at the finale, and you KNOW IT.
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Make a 100% straight-faced dramatic romance series about Dice and Lak, whose pre-disney canon bond began based on their mutual status as apex predators on their respective planets. Their tragic love involving her force powers to see through time and see the inevitable moment of Lak's death.
Brief shot from the cantina scene in Star Wars: A New Hope, depicting a worm creature named Dice Ibegone and a wolf-man Lak Sivrak who, in the pre-sequel canon, were lovers because of their mutual status as apex predators on their respective planets, and the fact that the Dice's force powers allow her to see into the future, particularly the inevitable moment of the Lak's death.
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
God, just make a trilogy about the worm and her werewolf boyfriend for fuck's sake. It'd make a killing. A fucking KILLING.
Brief shot from the cantina scene in Star Wars: A New Hope, depicting a worm creature and a wolf-man who, in the pre-sequel canon, were lovers.
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Tempus Obscura (Simha) @tempusobscura.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Giving this another boost! Would love to see some of these designs find a home 💛
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Heheh oh "AI search assistance", you little scamp! 🫠 How specifically, decidedly wrong. You rascal 🫠
A Google search for "Ed Cowboy Bebop" yet the AI program seems to think I searched for Ed from "Ed, Edd n Eddy", which I specifically did not.
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Radical Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV
Fan art of Ed from Cowboy Bebop
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love that she (🤔) is based on the series composer Yoko Kanno. I also love that Watanabe himself floats the possibility that Ed may not even be a human. I choose to believe this. She's something else.
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Radical Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV
Fan art of Ed from Cowboy Bebop
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Song written by Bertolt Brecht, sung by Tom Waits. This has been in my head for ages. The theory: number 1 source of societal unrest? Hangry.
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
youtu.be
Tom Waits - "What Keeps Mankind Alive"
YouTube video by Tom Waits
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Obama, my dude, what people are "starved for" is food.
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ah yes for only the MANLIEST OF MASCULINE MEN
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🫵😮 Feesh!
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Evan, but scarier 👹 Commissions Open! @slithergaunt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The man knows his audience
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