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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I think Windows straight up wiped my Linux drive DESPITE being on a separate SSD. WTF

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ya'll need to watch Ham's Ball Battles now, this stuff is FIRE www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s3t...

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S4: Boss Gauntlet - Floor 7 (Brothers B.)

YouTube video by Hamvangolio

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If I were to stream something other than Splatoon would yall be down to watch?

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OatmealDome 🏳️‍🌈 @oatmealdome.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

[Splatoon Raiders] There are currently no plans for DLC or balance updates, according to the game's producer, Seita Inoue. However, an update might be released if any "critical" bugs are found. 🐦 original post

A screenshot of a post on a different platform.

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Is it weird that my "I'm mad at the game/soloQ" weapon is 96 gal? Like it feels wrong going from a Pure slayer/skirmisher to a Support/Slayer hybrid feels better in solo/X but it works

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BIG GAY ‼️🌈 @tranzpunk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The little div 6 pickup that could placed 46 PLACES above our seed straight to top 32 at #riptide2026 !! beyond proud of our mental fortitude & set play this weekend, and i'm beyond grateful they were impressed enough with my vimi shenanigans to invite me on :o) I HAVE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Felt a strong connection with this video with a lot of my own experiences and mental issues in the past, I hope yall can give it a watch. youtu.be/ZvWMj88rK1k?...

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can we stop being fake

YouTube video by Lunar Downpour

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Sleep schedule shift into next day work is a true combo

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chaedr post-Riptide @chaedr.inkling.social · 15/09/2026

Please test for covid upon getting home. I have unfortunately tested positive. I was masked most of the time, but if you went to the water park, saw me at the yokes shindig, or had an extended convo with me (especially Saturday morning), pls test. I still have a lot to say that is good though

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.jpg @jpg.level1.tv · 15/09/2026

This riptide we made an effort to improve splatoon's stream downtime by filling in with content recorded on site. Here's a behind the scenes demo on how this worked! Hope you all enjoyed the stream :)

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Squidoku 🔜 New InkLAN 7 @squidoku.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"But how did my team REALLY place at Riptide?" Since start dot gg doesn't take silver pools/bracket into account for its final standings, I made a spreadsheet to show how things actually shook out: docs.google.com/spreadsheets... #compsplatoon

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Riptide 2026 Splatoon Results

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almojo @almojo.online · 14/09/2026

it's time to go. i'll see all you beautiful people again next year. until then, please be kind to each other, especially online, and GO TO YOUR LOCALS. #riptide26

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Shoutout to the Sandusky pancake house for excellent service and food every time I went there this year!

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Heading out now, good seeing everyone again!

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Feelin a bit of doom n gloom from today but gonna try to keep pushing Sblast despite it being the harder main. Gonna be looking for a team here very soon and will post more info soon but I've reached out to a good friend to see if we can get something together first beforehand.

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Probably gonna leave around 7sm tomorrow, if anyone wants to hang out before then lemme know. Otherwise I’ll see yall next year

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Ok I did NOT just watch a C9 happen in winners finals

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Running on 1, mabye 1 and a half hours of sleep at best today. Gonna try my best to not have it screw over my gameplay today.

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Got second in the Kirby Air Riders tournament at riptide, gg wp to everyone in the tourney!

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

In silver pools now, extremely brutal pools seeding having to fight both 8th and 25th seeds but it happens. I’m pretty mad about how the ladder half of Set 3 ran down (esp with game 3 being my fault) but we can run it to silver finals still

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Luis Cl @luiscl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

THIS TOOK FOREVER BUT IT HAS BEEN DONE THE SPLATOON 3 WEAPON ALIGNMENT CHART

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

How many people at riptide want to do something REALLY funny?

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I've had to re-write this post 15 over different times to try to get my thoughts across without being extremely harsh but I don't think I can at this point. This is probably one of the most disingenuous videos I've seen in a while. A lot of good points and problems were brought up about the game...

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Ivy @ivymousy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

i would like to bring up smth unique about blasters that i think is kinda glossed over in the vid. the healthiest blasters have the quality of often needing to space away from opponents to actually have their aoe hit anyone, and all blasters have deadzones. rapid pro especially can be strict.

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Splatoon 3 is 6 teams away from team capping btw

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Riptide @riptidessb.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

🌊TODAY is the final day to register as a competitor for Riptide 2026! 🌊Ultimate 🌊Melee 🦑Splatoon 3 🌊Rivals of Aether 1 + 2 🏎️Mario Kart World 🧑‍🎓Collegiate SSBU, Splatoon 3, and Mario Kart World

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Fern_Nautilus @remixedfern.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Popgun: "I could be spending time with my family right now"

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hexenhxn.bsky.social @hexenhxn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Western casual/lower level comp players: Complaining is hurting our scene! Pro JP player that just won the monthly challenge with triple 52 gal:

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atlas @azubattu.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

i’m not saying we shouldn’t better the community, but you can tell when someone thinks an issue is a splatoon community issue specifically because they’ve never been a part of another online community

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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 22/08/2026

post by Zeekerss @ZeekerssRBLX on X on 1/10/26

Concept art is the most poisonous place to use Al. That's when your creative vision is the most fragile and undeveloped. When you see what the Al made and say, "That looks cool, I want my game to look like that!" it's like it's secretly swapping out your baby with its own.

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I’m at the Columbus Micro Center reopening rn, this was a terrible mistake with work tomorrow lmao

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Shenpai @shenpai.gay · 20/08/2026

I need to remind people that trying to forcefully being friends with me will not work. Sending me multiple DMs, repeating messages and making sure I see stuff during streams really give the opposite effect of desperation. It's really easy to just let things happen naturally and hang out in spaces

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I’ll take this one step further and actually say 52 gal meta is at least better than squeezer meta since squeezer is also an accessibility nightmare with the mashing requirement.

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Tessaract ➜ New InkLAN, River Rapids @tessaract.gay · 21/08/2026

"I don't like this meta, dominated by a fast killing shooter with a wall + synergistic special. I want to go back to midline meta when the game was dominated by a fast killing shooter with a wall + synergistic special!"

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Icy @icykitsune.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

porple #art #splatoon

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Lowkey does anyone want to do a terraria private server sometime?

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I think its safe to say ATP that the devs intentionally want to keep 52 overpowered. Same nerf as 5.5 in S2 and basically has done nothing yet again. I do genuinely feel only real way we'll force them to nerf it is to dramatically oversaturate every event with it but thats not realistically feasible

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Mjmannella @mjmannella.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Mamdani fought tooth and nail for that 8% paint nerf

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VIVID WAVE @vividwave-spl.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

VIVID WAVE will be at Riptide 2026! Unfortunately Buhlooey will not be making it, so we will be accompanied by @slimjava.bsky.social ! We played in this past SOS and made 2nd in Lantern Bracket! We will see you all in just a month at Riptide!

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

ISTG you could give a carcass of a rotting fish and id be more willing to pay for than for some the idiots on X rank right now, ive never been more miserable trying to actually get good than in this meta with this many weapons where people flock to thinking its a band-aid to their issues

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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

We live in a discrimi-NATION. @theonion.com

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Tenor⛺️ @tenorbrella.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Shadowind plays tent again and immediately: - Wins a tournament with it - Grey starts writing poetry for him - Kyo says that there is interest in the meta - Omega remembers his YouTube password - Brella hopium addictions surge This man solves world hunger on this gun why does he ever play support

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Riptide @riptidessb.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

📣This is a public service announcement for Riptide 2026. There is a possibility that you registered for Riptide as a competitor but did not add any events because you were going to do it later. It is now later. You should log in and confirm that you are registered for events.

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Basil ✨ @basil4ks.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I would like a balance patch that destroys 52 gal

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