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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This will be the second funniest thing I’ve ever done at a riptide (this is the first here)

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

update, misplace the base flyfish :P

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

The best weapon in Splatoon raiders has been found, I will not take an alternate answer

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Idgaf what anyone says, this game actively wants me to lose

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

First time I’ve been to Cleveland in a second

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

I got mine basically at the very last second, it was out of stock for like 2 minutes then popped back up and I somehow got the order, im so sorry dude, this launch was a disaster

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

nah I got super lucky, it popped back open for half a second, hoping the purchase will stay but staying on my toes

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

We love nintendo servers breaking mid tourney

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Most evil moment I got in splatoon 3

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

An unintentional screen nerf would be hilarious

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

I've played this much and I'm 99% sure I'm still buns lmao

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

The best slander I've seen in a while

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

join the dark side, you know you want the best chicken the world can offer

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Air Riders 1v1 tier lists on current ruleset, only note is if there are any flying stadiums, esp glider/jump, wing star spikes to A tier to S tier depending on likelihood. Riders don't vary much tho. #airriders #kirbyairriders

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Peak machine art here, also a bonus on the wagon star. #kirbyairriders

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Yall should play air riders, I want peeps to play with :)

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

MAJOR PSA PLEASE DO NOT SKIP Verlisify is attempting to wedge himself into Kirby Air Riders as a figure, please make sure we do not allow him inside the community and spread the word. For those who do not know who he is, here's a video explaining him. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYrE...

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

This riptide I had something far more valuable happen than any win, I got to meet with an old friend and finally meet him in person without even knowing he'd be there. This dude is the GOAT and I'm glad he'll be playing splatoon here soon after Riptide. (That's me on the left, him on the right btw)

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Chat rate my mains + weapons I like to play for fun

A list containing all the weapons ive been playing

Oomf: SBlast 91

Other mains: Custom Range Blaster, Range Blaster, Splattershot Pro, Forge Splattershot Pro

EZ secondaries: Splash-O-Matic, Splat Dualies, Rapid Blaster Pro Deco

In case of emergency: Splattershot, Tenatek Splattershot, Neo-Splash-O-Matic, Nzap 85, Rapid Blaster Deco

Funsies: Sorella Brella, Order Brella, Inkline Tenta Brella, Recycled Brella MK24, Sorella Undercover Brella, Slosher Deco, Splatana Stamper, Splatana Wiper, Dualie Squelchers, Custom Dualie Squelchers

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Trend hopping time lol, also ordered the classes/weapons from favorite to least favorite

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 09/09/2024

Home now! Ty to everyone who helped me have a good time (especially KrakenMare for helping with stitching together the last minute pickup I was on) Hopefully I can make next riptide and maybe another LAN before that. Here's some photos the random wii fit balance board that I had people sign lmao

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