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Slim_Java (Purple Guy)

@slimjava.bsky.social
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The funny ourple man Sometimes plays Splatoon 3 Strat/colony game player DNI Roblox www.twitch.tv/slim_java www.youtube.com/@Slim_Java

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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think for established majors, bans shouldn’t happen unless other tournaments have shown reasonable turnout to warrant a test run or full support. I do think there should be more tournaments running bans and limits but I don’t think something like superjump is the right place to start
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And so the pipeline begins..........
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
where can I find the stuff
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wait today had an X9 vs ely set? Guess that’s one thing I can throw on at work lol
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ok I found it turned on secure boot in my settings so that’s a start but all of my other boot options are gone at the moment, got an arch ISO (tho probably should have grabbed something like mint) and flashed it so I could check disks. Both are still intact but now gotta get it back as a boot option
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think Windows straight up wiped my Linux drive DESPITE being on a separate SSD. WTF
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ya'll need to watch Ham's Ball Battles now, this stuff is FIRE www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s3t...
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S4: Boss Gauntlet - Floor 7 (Brothers B.)
YouTube video by Hamvangolio
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If I were to stream something other than Splatoon would yall be down to watch?
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Have cancelled for god knows how long now, currently a gif warrior instead of an emoji merchant
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Callie and Marie asked us to stay fresh for a reason
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just saw this on the TL, chipped a bit in as well to get it above double the goal
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Probably best thing that can happen rn, hoping Raiders that gave them some good S2 hardware experience to put to use for S4.
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OatmealDome 🏳️‍🌈 @oatmealdome.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
[Splatoon Raiders] There are currently no plans for DLC or balance updates, according to the game's producer, Seita Inoue. However, an update might be released if any "critical" bugs are found. 🐦 original post
A screenshot of a post on a different platform.
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is it weird that my "I'm mad at the game/soloQ" weapon is 96 gal? Like it feels wrong going from a Pure slayer/skirmisher to a Support/Slayer hybrid feels better in solo/X but it works
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Can't, I'm currently playing on hamsballbattles.com
hamsballbattles.com
Ham's Ball Battles - Official Website
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Holy shit I am so so sorry, I hope there's an active investigation so there's at least some justice coming.
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Congrats you didn't even need to have the effort it get it deleted someone else deleted it for you, I'd call that a win
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Truly a certified clippers moment
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’d be down to help. Ohio needs more LANs anyways
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Watching I Have It land the final upset needed to get Top 32. Genuinely the most hype I've ever felt in a LAN.
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Easily the craziest result of the entire LAN imo, GJ punching up and getting some nasty results
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BIG GAY ‼️🌈 @tranzpunk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The little div 6 pickup that could placed 46 PLACES above our seed straight to top 32 at #riptide2026 !! beyond proud of our mental fortitude & set play this weekend, and i'm beyond grateful they were impressed enough with my vimi shenanigans to invite me on :o) I HAVE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Felt a strong connection with this video with a lot of my own experiences and mental issues in the past, I hope yall can give it a watch. youtu.be/ZvWMj88rK1k?...
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can we stop being fake
YouTube video by Lunar Downpour
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sleep schedule shift into next day work is a true combo
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thanks for the heads up, hope you get well soon
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chaedr post-Riptide @chaedr.inkling.social · 15/09/2026
Please test for covid upon getting home. I have unfortunately tested positive. I was masked most of the time, but if you went to the water park, saw me at the yokes shindig, or had an extended convo with me (especially Saturday morning), pls test. I still have a lot to say that is good though
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.jpg @jpg.level1.tv · 15/09/2026
This riptide we made an effort to improve splatoon's stream downtime by filling in with content recorded on site. Here's a behind the scenes demo on how this worked! Hope you all enjoyed the stream :)
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Squidoku 🔜 New InkLAN 7 @squidoku.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"But how did my team REALLY place at Riptide?" Since start dot gg doesn't take silver pools/bracket into account for its final standings, I made a spreadsheet to show how things actually shook out: docs.google.com/spreadsheets... #compsplatoon
docs.google.com
Riptide 2026 Splatoon Results
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Happy birthday!
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almojo @almojo.online · 14/09/2026
it's time to go. i'll see all you beautiful people again next year. until then, please be kind to each other, especially online, and GO TO YOUR LOCALS. #riptide26
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Shoutout to the Sandusky pancake house for excellent service and food every time I went there this year!
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
o/
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Heading out now, good seeing everyone again!
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Feelin a bit of doom n gloom from today but gonna try to keep pushing Sblast despite it being the harder main. Gonna be looking for a team here very soon and will post more info soon but I've reached out to a good friend to see if we can get something together first beforehand.
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
*am
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Probably gonna leave around 7sm tomorrow, if anyone wants to hang out before then lemme know. Otherwise I’ll see yall next year
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
o7 loved watching your liter
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There's at least more weapon interaction than in endgame S2 but I think it was just more "LAN energy" than anything else. Actually having people physically watching and around just changes the dynamic in a way that just makes it more fun to watch regardless of whats happening most of the time
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
not nubbin one out during riptide 😭
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ok I did NOT just watch a C9 happen in winners finals
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
down but I don’t want to engage further under this post.
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The feed back is incredibly valid and is something that does need to be addressed for future riptides if Kalahari’s infrastructure doesn’t improve (which they probably have zero incentive to improve since events like these are not that common) if she wants to talk in private in the future I’d be
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
further since I genuinely thought she wanted to start a discussion in the first place. I don’t have to engage back if I’m given just a two word response that explains nothing on why she thinks it would work (in fact I think for stuff like top 32 and silver finals it would work fairly well)
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Respectfully, the amount of times I’ve tried to start discussions and have been met with little or no energy or effort into a response is one of the reasons I’ve started to stop caring. If Rose replied with a solution with an explanation or the thought process behind it, I would happily engage
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Never mind, idk why I even try to start discussions on this site
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Running on 1, mabye 1 and a half hours of sleep at best today. Gonna try my best to not have it screw over my gameplay today.
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Got second in the Kirby Air Riders tournament at riptide, gg wp to everyone in the tourney!
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
W, gg wp!
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
set up much else like screens that show which players are at what stations (that also comes with issues like outlet space being needed, potential accidental damage and so on. TOs voices can also only last for so long with all the yelling they already do.
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Slim_Java (Purple Guy) @slimjava.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
channel will be capable of being much better for the same reason. Tournament budgets can be tight as well and unless they give up stuff like main stage player cams, easy visibility for side stream games, or other stuff that makes drawing in spectators and players much easier, they can't really
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