sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It’s the time when the Great Pumpkin is watching all the children, so he can bring toys to the children who have been good. It’s Pumpkin Spies season 021
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Suddenly there was a loud CLICK from the sky, and a mighty voice saying “ TELLING ME I’VE BEEN TALKING TO THEM FOR FIVE THOUSAND YEARS AND THE MIC WAS TURNED OFF???” 010
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It may just be me, but when Cash Patella was before the committee, did he look a little sheepish? 010
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Life goals: Go to a Comic Con. Find an empty space. Put up a booth saying: TAKE A PICTURE WITH THE INVISIBLE WOMAN! Walk away. 031
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 06/05/2026The most effective thing RJK2 could do, to reduce American's use of antidepressants, is resign. 010
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Inside you are two nerds. They are passionately discussing the color scheme of the interior of the TARDIS during the last five Doctors. You have just picked the package out of the kitchen trash and read the microwave directions for the fourth time. 020
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 26/04/2026We’re going to spend a billion dollars on a ballroom for an administration that has no balls. 000
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 16/04/2026can’t wait until JD tells everyone that there should be a law requiring the Ten Commandments be posted in churches. 000
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 13/04/2026If/when a government official is impeached, does it take effect immediately? Because if it’s immediate, and Donny is impeached (again), he won’t have time to write out all the pardons he’s promised. 020
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 09/04/2026It takes years to learn the winemaking trade, plant a vineyard, grow the vines, harvest the crop, make the wine, bottle it, age it, and bring it to the table. It takes a few seconds to piss in the wine glass. This is about American’s international reputation . 020
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 06/04/2026The difference between Thor and the other Avengers is that they have origin stories, and he has a creation myth. 010
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 31/03/2026I’ve seen a couple of assisted-living homes for the aged and mentally infirm called “Silver Years”. Maybe that’s the “Golden Age” Donnie Boy actually wants. 010
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 19/03/2026People keep saying that the activity with the SAVE Act, Iran war, Epstein files, etc. is political kabuki theater, but it looks a hell of a lot more like panto. 010
Reposted by @sleepyjohn00.bsky.socialAstronomy Picture of the Day (unofficial bot) @fanapod.baldanders.info · 08/03/2026#apod 2026-03-08 The Aurora Tree Image Credit: Alyn Wallace Web page: apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap260308.html 03718
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Remember when they made Michael Vick chew toys, to raise money for abused dogs? Someone could make Krispi Noem dog cookies, complete with bullet hole, as a fundraiser for Epstein abuse survivors. 000
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 15/02/2026You may think the world is a secure and stable place, but somewhere in Burbank, there's a person working on a live-action "Calvin and Hobbes" movie. 100
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 15/02/2026It’s a scam. My wife has several spinning wheels, and the best I’ve been able to get out of them is a 45-minute nap. 010
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Given that out-of-favor Russian oligarchs and generals have this disturbing habit of falling out of windows, one can imagine a Russian translation of a Dalek to be “DE-FEN-ES-TRATE”. 031
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Just thinking about how everyone’s down on Kid Rock for his lyric about statutory being mandatory, and Ringo recorded a song about “you’re sixteen, you’re beautiful, and you’re mine.” Does Ringo get a pass because he’s not an assh*le? Because KR is, regardless. 000
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Whatever replaces ICE, the organization and the leadership must be removed, not just renamed, or nothing will change. 3/end 020
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 03/02/2026In the USSR, GRU was abolished, but the KGB was created with the same people and the same mission, and did the same thing. The KGB was abolished but the FSB was created with the same people and the same mission, and did the same thing. 2/ 010
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 03/02/2026People keep saying that ICE needs to be abolished. I’m in favor of the concept, but I want to point out that some kind of immigration enforcement *is* needed, even if it just goes back to the levels seen during the Obama or Biden admins. 1/ 010
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 17/01/2026If the military wanted an anchor with military experience to be SecDef, they could have just cut off one from the USS IOWA and mailed it to the WH. And it would be doing a better job. 020
Reposted by @sleepyjohn00.bsky.socialKingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 14/01/2026Oh, well, if you insist… 1017836
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 15/01/2026I called my Representative’s DC office to urge them to support impeachment for Kristi Gnome. When the ‘leave your message’ prompt beeped, I just said, “Whenever you see an impeachment resolution for any member of the current Cabinet, please vote in favor.’ And then I said Thank you. 020
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Donnie Boy is gonna be SO mad when he gets to Greenland and finds out it’s not green, like on the maps. No place for a golf course anywhere. 110
Reposted by @sleepyjohn00.bsky.socialShaenon K. Garrity @shaenon.bsky.social · 31/12/2025This article is excellent, but the Cartoon Art Museum shouldn't be under the radar. People should constantly be talking about the Cartoon Art Museum. Whenever people aren't at the Cartoon Art Museum, they should be saying, "Why aren't we at the Cartoon Art Museum?" www.sfexaminer.com/culture/muse...sfexaminer.comSF's niche museums are somehow thrivingCable cars, comic strips and an old-school arcade — SF’s best under-the-radar museums are unusually popular 421751
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 01/01/2026I bet the crews of all those billionaires’ yachts have some stories to share with each other while the bosses are commingling. 030
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 21/12/2025@tkingfisher.com at our local library branch. 010
Reposted by @sleepyjohn00.bsky.socialFrostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Morning. 1126838837
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 14/11/2025I bet there are a lot more yachts with drugs on board than fishing boats. 151
Reposted by @sleepyjohn00.bsky.socialYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 14/11/2025(throwing open my window) you there, boy, what day is this? 151245252
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Jacob Marley, looking over his shoulder: Now. Do you see how it's done? Jeffrey Epstein, shrugging his chains into place: I guess so, let's find out. 010
Reposted by @sleepyjohn00.bsky.socialPhil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Once again, Jason shows that Loeb is full of crap. 412320
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 10/11/2025If the North-going Zax and the South-going Zax had been Mike Johnson and Chuck Schumer, that story would have been about half a page long. 010
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 08/11/2025What I got out of the original Toy Story movie is that it’s not my fault that my room is messy, my stuff moves around when I’m not there and when it hears me coming, just flops down wherever it is. 010
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 02/11/2025No Kings Day is defined in the Constitution, it is the first Tuesday after the first Monday in November. 000
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 02/11/2025There’s a running joke in Doctor Who, where a new regeneration of The Doctor sees the TARDIS that a previous Doctor had, and says, “Oooh. I don’t like it." I think something like that should apply to the first day of every month, possibly every year. Oooh. I don’t like it. 010
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 19/10/2025If the next sports franchise in Portland isn’t the Portland Frogs, we’re missing a golden chance. 061
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 19/10/2025The public supports the Portland Frog over Trump 73% to %19%, according to the Tadd Poll. 2529278
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 08/10/2025I think we should replace “how do you feel, on a scale of one to ten?” with "how do you feel, on a scale of ‘f*ck this’ to ‘f*ck that?’ “ 121
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Have the Magats started explaining $47’s hands and cankles as holy stigmata? I mean, if he’s God, it’s the natural conclusion. 010
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 27/08/2025I think it would be nice if Charlie Kirk got a stone as big as the one on Taylor Swift’s ring, except it’s from his kidney. 010
