sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 7hIf only 47 would decide that Grok should be named after him, too. 020 0
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 12/10/2026China is the world leader in renewable energy, but you don’t hear them mention that. 000 0
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Is “efficient “ really the most important thing a government should be? What about effective? Responsible? Responsive? Compassionate? I want a federal Department of Giving A Shit About People. 010 0
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The modern equivalent of Sisyphus would be the guy who doesn’t want to make two trips to bring in the groceries. 020 0
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 12/10/2026It’s also to steal as much money as possible. 000 0
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The mall food court was a fun place to hang out with friends, but when the bullies and mean kids moved in, not even the aroma from the Cinnabon place could keep it happy. 010 0
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I have seen photos of cell phone farms said to be in China, and stories of disinformation campaigns based in India and Thailand, but I do not have undisputed sources for them. 010 0
Reposted by @sleepyjohn00.bsky.socialAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 12/10/2026I was told online Russian election interference was a hoax. 🤣 662473335 0
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 06/10/2026For very old creepy guy values of ‘alive’. 010 0
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It’s the time when the Great Pumpkin is watching all the children, so he can bring toys to the children who have been good. It’s Pumpkin Spies season 021 0
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Suddenly there was a loud CLICK from the sky, and a mighty voice saying “ TELLING ME I’VE BEEN TALKING TO THEM FOR FIVE THOUSAND YEARS AND THE MIC WAS TURNED OFF???” 010 0
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 17/09/2026If the Fox News weather report is for sunshine, get your umbrella. 000 0
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 17/09/2026KY. Is being represented by a muppet. And not a cute one. 000 0
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The little girls in England and Romania weep for your hardship. 000 0
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 17/09/2026To be fair, they gave him the crayons in the first place. ;) 000 0
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The poster boy for “work till you die”. 000 0
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 17/09/2026When did Yoda start writing his stuff? 040 0
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It may just be me, but when Cash Patella was before the committee, did he look a little sheepish? 010 0
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Just remember, he wants you to pretend he’s on the ballot. 030 0
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Good thing they got that big no-bid contract. 120 0
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 09/09/2026it’s the low bar for humanity that worries me. 010 0
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I read TDP for years and thought it was funny and droll. Then I met Jennie and her family at Westside Comic-Con and realized that what makes it onto the page ain’t nothing. (Her daughters were drawing pictures and giving them to people who came by the booth, and the adorableness was almost lethal). 020 0
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Life goals: Go to a Comic Con. Find an empty space. Put up a booth saying: TAKE A PICTURE WITH THE INVISIBLE WOMAN! Walk away. 031 0
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 31/07/2026When Donny is on the podium, everyone opens a fifth. 000 0
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Lindsey became part of Donny the way a male anglerfish gets absorbed by the female. There’s no need for a separate eulogy because they weren’t separate people any more. 000 0
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Don’t worry, Laura, everyone’s known for years that you’re an asshole, you’re just a little slower than most. 000 0
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I bet he holds the Declaration upside-down, too. 000 0
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 25/05/2026there are still people all over the world who take care of stray cats and dogs. 010 0
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 25/05/2026My dentist told me that my teeth are in good shape for someone my age, and I wanted to go out and bite a dinosaur. 010 0
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 19/05/2026He has good taste in cartoons and in cartoonists. 010 0
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 19/05/2026What kind of projection does someone make about the past? 000 0
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 06/05/2026The most effective thing RJK2 could do, to reduce American's use of antidepressants, is resign. 010 0
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Inside you are two nerds. They are passionately discussing the color scheme of the interior of the TARDIS during the last five Doctors. You have just picked the package out of the kitchen trash and read the microwave directions for the fourth time. 020 0
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 26/04/2026We’re going to spend a billion dollars on a ballroom for an administration that has no balls. 000 0
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 26/04/2026We’re going to spend a billion dollars on a ballroom for an administration that has no balls. 000 0
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Now I’m picturing all these naked people with ear tags and radio collars. 010 0
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 16/04/2026can’t wait until JD tells everyone that there should be a law requiring the Ten Commandments be posted in churches. 000 0
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 13/04/2026If/when a government official is impeached, does it take effect immediately? Because if it’s immediate, and Donny is impeached (again), he won’t have time to write out all the pardons he’s promised. 020 0
sleepyjohn00.bsky.social @sleepyjohn00.bsky.social · 09/04/2026It takes years to learn the winemaking trade, plant a vineyard, grow the vines, harvest the crop, make the wine, bottle it, age it, and bring it to the table. It takes a few seconds to piss in the wine glass. This is about American’s international reputation . 020 0
