Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 2hAnd unlike JD’s nazi teenager group chats, a mix of zero charisma and high school insults just pulls you the dregs in person 1301
Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 2hThe future of the GOP is just mentally stunted adults who call you a “homo” for saying you don’t care if gays can adopt kids. 4976
Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 6h*whispers to self* Good job Katie, no one could tell you blasted a huge line right before going out there 1341
Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 20hThis is a political movement that is completely drowning and trying desperately to grasp for anything to save them. So, sure, Jon Gruden. 51098
Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 12/10/2026Ben Shapiro is well known for his contract writing ability. He wrote his own NDA after his interactions with Mr. Feeney. 4452
Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 12/10/2026Fucking libs always have the dream of “what if we use their oppression factory against them” instead of just ending the god damned oppression 1512
Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 12/10/2026“We’ll do xenophobic chauvinism, but woke.” Or… you could just focus on their apparent crimes and corruption. 3804
Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 11/10/2026If you’re going to say something that feels transgressive, you need to lean into it full-chested or you’ll just seem like an asshole. Ask Stavvy, he’ll help you. He may even help you make it funny. 41093
Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 11/10/2026That’s rad man. This take has only been had by several thousand christian nationalist twitter users who whip themselves when they think of a boob. 101235
Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 11/10/2026I think we’ve evolved well beyond the need of “ain’t I a little stinker” genre of comedy. 1341135
Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 11/10/2026It’s really funny to claim you solved peace between Iran and Israel when… *gestures everywhere* And even funnier to claim it for DRC and Rwanda when Erik Prince’s army of mercenary slaves and influencers is getting merc’d by the bushel. 1200
Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 11/10/2026These anti-Trans Texas ads I’m being subjected to are making Democrats seem way cooler than they ever could be. “Talarico wants to jail parents who don’t support their Trans children” Sign me the fuck up 313617
Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/10/2026Nothing in 30 Rock is better to me than Pete’s nihilistic nature. 3510
Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/10/2026Oh yeah. Some of us keep our love of energy drinks and guns to ourselves and don’t make it our personality 000
Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/10/2026I think players loved Buddy because he actually cared for them and fought with them, especially on the union side. The only ones that loved Ditka were the ones that loved self-promotion (*cough* Mongo *cough*) 110
Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/10/2026RIP scab racist who skated on the accomplishments of others 1190
Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/10/2026Hey, Ditka did a pretty good job of getting out of Buddy and Walter Payton’s way. 110
Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/10/2026Hey now… let’s not jump to too many conclusions about people who like those thingsstatic.klipy.comAndre The Giant: Scared NoAlt: Andre The Giant: Scared No 3410
Reposted by Jordan aka Jirdandr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026the blood and soil guys are right to some extent. your heritage and birthright are being forcibly threatened by violent thugs. and that heritage and birthright is called a secular multicultural democracy with vague pretensions towards egalitarianism and lawful order 81187144
Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/10/2026Damn, where was this Jon Ossoff when the vote for the Laken Riley Act came up 18815
Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/10/2026The silver lining, if there truly is one, is that this should fully remove any doubt that the death penalty is “a solemn act by an enlightened judiciary” and just an action of depravity of a sick state 1646
Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/10/2026Ah, the logical conclusion of “death penalty as vengence” 3740
Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 08/10/2026Just brain-dead politics. By doing this ad you show a sizable amount of your base that you’ll fold on anything. And your panicky tone just makes conservatives think you’re trying to cover up your past involvement in gender-affirming care. 711016
Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 08/10/2026God saw Kansas use the John Brown imagery and wants to help them against Utah 1160
Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 08/10/2026Stanley Kubrick if he got really into drinking gasoline 3270
Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 08/10/2026Socialism is whatever is making your uncle you don’t talk to anymore angry this week 2879
Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 08/10/2026He’s doing the job the only way he knows how to: being a micromanaging infantry officer who made up for failure in leadership with fitness 120
Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 07/10/2026I think he’d rather do Pinafore on Broadway or other fun projects that fulfill him more than chasing the glory days because Grammer has three ex-wives 130
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