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Jordan aka Jirdan

@slclunk.com
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Utahn. Temporarily retired podcaster. He/Him pronouns in bio

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 1h
The future of the GOP is just mentally stunted adults who call you a “homo” for saying you don’t care if gays can adopt kids.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 6h
*whispers to self* Good job Katie, no one could tell you blasted a huge line right before going out there
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 19h
This is a political movement that is completely drowning and trying desperately to grasp for anything to save them. So, sure, Jon Gruden.
The White House @WhiteHouse
X.com
POTUS X @BarstoolGruden X @Jakepaul
OHIO, GET READY
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 12/10/2026
Ben Shapiro is well known for his contract writing ability. He wrote his own NDA after his interactions with Mr. Feeney.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 12/10/2026
“We’ll do xenophobic chauvinism, but woke.” Or… you could just focus on their apparent crimes and corruption.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 11/10/2026
I think we’ve evolved well beyond the need of “ain’t I a little stinker” genre of comedy.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 11/10/2026
Lol.
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
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This is the woman who received the Nobel Peace Prize over the Great United States of America, whose Representative, ME, settled eight Wars, and many other things. I know nothing about this woman, and neither does anyone else! In fact, to the best of my knowledge, no one ever heard of her other than the fact that she, very obviously, hates Israel. I don't know what the woman has done. I settled 8 Wars, with letters being sent from every President and Prime Minister from the countries that I helped to the Norwegian Nobel Committee, and I'm about to settle, or win, two more, Iran and, Russia/Ukraine.
They're both happening at breakneck speed but, forget them, it's the 8 that l've already settled, any one of which, in particular, Pakistan and India, would be far more than necessary to win the Nobel Prize. In actuality, I should have won 8 Nobel Peace Prizes, not just 1. The 8 Wars are:Cambodia and Thailand Kosovo and Serbia
The Democratic Republic of the Congo and Rwanda
Pakistan and India
Israel and Iran
Egypt and Ethiopia
Armenia and Azerbaijan
Israel and Hamas
Additionally, I stopped Iran from having a Nuclear Weapon, and blowing up the entire Middle East and, ultimately, far beyond! I saved more lives than anyone in History and, as Maria Corina Machado, a truly fine person, stated to the Media when she gave me her Nobel Prize of last year,
"Donald Trump
settled many Wars, and deserves the Nobel Peace Prize more than any person that has ever received it." Based on my record of PEACE, a record like no one else has ever achieved, I agree! I got back all of the hostages in Israel, including the final 28, both living and dead, and worked with Hamas to
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 11/10/2026
JR and Toby Keith cheering on Oklahoma
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 11/10/2026
These anti-Trans Texas ads I’m being subjected to are making Democrats seem way cooler than they ever could be. “Talarico wants to jail parents who don’t support their Trans children” Sign me the fuck up
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/10/2026
I’m gonna need to see the 5500 on SGT Chode there
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/10/2026
Nothing in 30 Rock is better to me than Pete’s nihilistic nature.
Ill be here waiting for edits till 4:00
in the morning when I should be at home.
Which is the name of a bar I found near the train station.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/10/2026
Hey now… let’s not jump to too many conclusions about people who like those things
static.klipy.com
Andre The Giant: Scared No
Alt: Andre The Giant: Scared No
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/10/2026
Ultimate group project minimum-participant member
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the blood and soil guys are right to some extent. your heritage and birthright are being forcibly threatened by violent thugs. and that heritage and birthright is called a secular multicultural democracy with vague pretensions towards egalitarianism and lawful order
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/10/2026
Damn, where was this Jon Ossoff when the vote for the Laken Riley Act came up
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/10/2026
Ah, the logical conclusion of “death penalty as vengence”
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 08/10/2026
Mendoza line flirter, Matt Shaw, everyone!
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 08/10/2026
Just brain-dead politics. By doing this ad you show a sizable amount of your base that you’ll fold on anything. And your panicky tone just makes conservatives think you’re trying to cover up your past involvement in gender-affirming care.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 08/10/2026
God saw Kansas use the John Brown imagery and wants to help them against Utah
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 08/10/2026
Stanley Kubrick if he got really into drinking gasoline
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 08/10/2026
Socialism is whatever is making your uncle you don’t talk to anymore angry this week
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 08/10/2026
Finally Treatlerism has its Triumph Of The Will
THE TRUE STORY OF AN AMERICAN DREAMER
HERSHEY
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 07/10/2026
You sure you want to go back to APFT run times, boss?
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 07/10/2026
My lord and savior came to me in heaven and he had cum gutters. 🙏 😇
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 05/10/2026
YOU WATCH THE NEIGHBORHOOD 
WELL WATCH THE SKIES
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 05/10/2026
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 04/10/2026
The Ted Lasso sign is a perfect inclusion into this braindead slop
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 04/10/2026
Kalshi is cutting into the tithing revenue
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 02/10/2026
Every controversial rapper should be killed at 40 before they turn into this
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 02/10/2026
When the Marvel movie is too dark.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 02/10/2026
Bart at Camp David leading his loser friends and a dying Krusty in his role of Secretary of Keeping it Real
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 02/10/2026
GUARDING JORDAN
W/JEFF & ABBY HORNACEK
Watch Now
BULLS
23
FOX
NATION
Celebrating America
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 01/10/2026
This freak has always wanted it both ways. His only coherent argument has always been “you shouldn’t be allowed to yell at me”
Utah's Lt. Gov. Cox Defends Comparing Abortion to Slavery After Backlash: "I Continue to Be
Unapologetically Pro-
Life'
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026
The death penalty is a moral abomination. State-sanctioned barbarism pushed by incompetent morons and sanctioned by the Supreme Court. Absolute ghoul shit. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
The lone woman on Tennessee's death row was still alive after she was administered two lethal injections, her lawyer said in a motion seeking to halt her execution Wednesday night, a stunning development after the Supreme Court had stepped in to allow the state to put her to death.
At 8:26 p.m. local time, witnesses said
"executioners had injected both syringes of lethal injection chemicals and Pike is still alive and snoring," her lawyers said in a federal court filing.
They said Pike "has not lost consciousness and still has a heartbeat," and that curtains to the death chamber "have gone down twice."
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 01/10/2026
Thank you, Facebook Marketplace, for this shirt I will wear to my family reunion
I MISS MY FORESKIN
T shirt
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 30/09/2026
I guess endseig was too on the nose
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 30/09/2026
The toughest guys I know are always the guys who talk about how tough they are.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 30/09/2026
Lol
Steven Beynon @StevenBeynon
X.com
Hegseth announces Project Meridian, led by Elon Musk, Palmer Luckey, and Newt Gingrich, which will examine the future of warfare and the weapons that our "children and grandchildren will need in their lifetimes.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 30/09/2026
It’s because Mormonism, despite being a “global church,” is a reflection of the American zeitgeist, and that is well represented in sucking up to corporations and demonizing the left
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 29/09/2026
We should force this guy into one of those pervert colonies they have for guys on the registry
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 29/09/2026
I’m saying “Jets kick off in 10 minutes and this coffee is hitting perfectly. Not gonna make it again” for the 700th time in a row
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 29/09/2026
Doubt
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 29/09/2026
Me, 2010, after that Ginger asshole passed for 350 yards and 3 TDs against Utah
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 29/09/2026
You can’t make me care about the person spinning out about Brock Turner right now. Just going to refer you to the bumper sticker
LeFtIsts AGAINsT OTHer LeFtIsTs
SORRY BUT A LOT OF YOU ARE JUST REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/09/2026
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/09/2026
Those secret leftists. The Utah Republican Party
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/09/2026
I want an A24 about this guy
I’M SHERIFF JOHN BUNNELL
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/09/2026
My 9 movies
POLICE ACADEMY
Police Academy
CITIZENS ON PATROL
POLICE ACADEMY 4
Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol
POLICE ACADEMY MISSION MOSCOW
Police Academy: Mission to Moscow
My 9 Movies
The 9 Movies That Shaped Who I Am
POLICE ACADEMY 2
Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment
ROLICE ACADEMYS
ANTBEACH
Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach
WILD THINGS
Wild Things
#My9Movies
POLICE ACADEMY 3
BACK IN TRAINING
Police Academy 3: Back in Training
POLICE ACADENY E
Police Academy 6: City Under Siege
SCHINDIARS LIST
Schindler's List
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 27/09/2026
If you’re going to cry any time a 27 follower account criticizes you, maybe the internet isn’t for you.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 27/09/2026
Every time I see “stay at home tradwife online influencer” in a story
Jack, just-say Mormon this is taking forever.
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