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Jordan aka Jirdan

@slclunk.com
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Utahn. Temporarily retired podcaster. He/Him pronouns in bio

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 20h
This is a political movement that is completely drowning and trying desperately to grasp for anything to save them. So, sure, Jon Gruden.
The White House @WhiteHouse
X.com
POTUS X @BarstoolGruden X @Jakepaul
OHIO, GET READY
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 12/10/2026
Rust from True Detective
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 11/10/2026
That’s rad man. This take has only been had by several thousand christian nationalist twitter users who whip themselves when they think of a boob.
"Also, I haven't been to the gym in so long I didn't know women just dress like whores now?" he cracked to groans from the in-studio audience. "Look, I'm sorry, there's no other way to describe [it]. Have you seen it?
I've seen it. You've seen the shorts? They're those neon, like, artificial bait-colored [shorts], and the wrinkles go around the cheeks and all combine at the butthole. And don't look! You're not allowed to look. For real, don't look, because they are filming. I'm in the background of ten TikToks right now [grinning]
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 11/10/2026
Lol.
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
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This is the woman who received the Nobel Peace Prize over the Great United States of America, whose Representative, ME, settled eight Wars, and many other things. I know nothing about this woman, and neither does anyone else! In fact, to the best of my knowledge, no one ever heard of her other than the fact that she, very obviously, hates Israel. I don't know what the woman has done. I settled 8 Wars, with letters being sent from every President and Prime Minister from the countries that I helped to the Norwegian Nobel Committee, and I'm about to settle, or win, two more, Iran and, Russia/Ukraine.
They're both happening at breakneck speed but, forget them, it's the 8 that l've already settled, any one of which, in particular, Pakistan and India, would be far more than necessary to win the Nobel Prize. In actuality, I should have won 8 Nobel Peace Prizes, not just 1. The 8 Wars are:Cambodia and Thailand Kosovo and Serbia
The Democratic Republic of the Congo and Rwanda
Pakistan and India
Israel and Iran
Egypt and Ethiopia
Armenia and Azerbaijan
Israel and Hamas
Additionally, I stopped Iran from having a Nuclear Weapon, and blowing up the entire Middle East and, ultimately, far beyond! I saved more lives than anyone in History and, as Maria Corina Machado, a truly fine person, stated to the Media when she gave me her Nobel Prize of last year,
"Donald Trump
settled many Wars, and deserves the Nobel Peace Prize more than any person that has ever received it." Based on my record of PEACE, a record like no one else has ever achieved, I agree! I got back all of the hostages in Israel, including the final 28, both living and dead, and worked with Hamas to
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 11/10/2026
JR and Toby Keith cheering on Oklahoma
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/10/2026
Bless you, Pete. I understand you more everyday.
That's later! Maybe we'll be dead by then!
Mmm, that'd be great.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/10/2026
Nothing in 30 Rock is better to me than Pete’s nihilistic nature.
Ill be here waiting for edits till 4:00
in the morning when I should be at home.
Which is the name of a bar I found near the train station.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/10/2026
Well look at his competition
'Get the he-- out of the country': Mike Ditka slams
NFL players who kneel during the national anthem
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 08/10/2026
Finally Treatlerism has its Triumph Of The Will
THE TRUE STORY OF AN AMERICAN DREAMER
HERSHEY
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 07/10/2026
It’s finally happening
I used to pray for times like this
MEEK MILL "DREAMS AND NIGHTMARES (INTRO)"
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 05/10/2026
YOU WATCH THE NEIGHBORHOOD 
WELL WATCH THE SKIES
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 05/10/2026
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 04/10/2026
DICK
STUCK IN VCR AGAIN
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 04/10/2026
It’s awesome his entire Youtube channel is just “uber driver sucked me off?” thumbnails
SHOULD WE BE WORRIED?DOESTHE
MATH WORK?
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 04/10/2026
Gonna have lunch with the guy who thinks the government shouldn’t tax his child bride’s income
My Libertarian Friends
Were Right
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 04/10/2026
The AI cops coming to arrest for bad posting
The fat motorcycle twins
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 02/10/2026
When the Marvel movie is too dark.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 02/10/2026
Bart at Camp David leading his loser friends and a dying Krusty in his role of Secretary of Keeping it Real
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 02/10/2026
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 02/10/2026
GUARDING JORDAN
W/JEFF & ABBY HORNACEK
Watch Now
BULLS
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FOX
NATION
Celebrating America
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 01/10/2026
Just look at the dum-dums they got to blurb this piece of shit
"OFF RAMP IS AN ASTONISHING BOOK.
[It is], at the same time, a memoir, a work of deep social science, and a civic intervention."
-JONATHAN HAIDT, New York Times bestselling author of The Anxious Generation"READ THIS BOOK TODAY
to learn how
you can be part of A BETTER FUTURE.
-ARTHUR C. BROOKS,
#1 New York Times bestselling author of The Meaning of Your Life"A LEVELHEADED RECIPE for getting away from the death spiral of partisanship ... [we] have A ROAD MAP FOR
RESTORATION AND REPAIR."
-KEN BURNS,
two-time Academy Award nominee and Emmy and Peabody Award-winning producer and director of The Civil War and The American Revolution"ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT BOOKS OF THE YEAR..
I FELT MORE HOPEFUL after reading Governor Cox's book than I have in some time."
-GENERAL JIM MATTIS,
U.S. Marine Corps (retired), former secretary of defense
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 01/10/2026
Lol.
Geoff Bennett:
And President Trump, of course, routinely uses the dehumanizing language that you warn against. He's called his political opponents vermin. He's described Americans who disagree with him as the enemy from within.
And you endorsed him in his 2024 race. How does that reconcile with the central argument of this book and what you say you stand for?
Gov. Spencer Cox:
Sure.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 01/10/2026
This freak has always wanted it both ways. His only coherent argument has always been “you shouldn’t be allowed to yell at me”
Utah's Lt. Gov. Cox Defends Comparing Abortion to Slavery After Backlash: "I Continue to Be
Unapologetically Pro-
Life'
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 01/10/2026
THIS SHIT STINKS.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 01/10/2026
Thank you, Facebook Marketplace, for this shirt I will wear to my family reunion
I MISS MY FORESKIN
T shirt
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 30/09/2026
Lol
Steven Beynon @StevenBeynon
X.com
Hegseth announces Project Meridian, led by Elon Musk, Palmer Luckey, and Newt Gingrich, which will examine the future of warfare and the weapons that our "children and grandchildren will need in their lifetimes.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 30/09/2026
Aaron Sorkin’s creative writing process
Forrest McNeil doing coke
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 30/09/2026
Shout out back to you skip
Jason statham
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 30/09/2026
I actually went when they dedicated the monument to Joe Hill in Sugar House Park
Joe Hill monument in Salt Lake
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 30/09/2026
Me: “you know, I think I’ve gotten over a lot of my feelings of the church and its reactionary history.” Me, seeing an article about Mormon Socialism:
Yellow Parenti
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 30/09/2026
Yeah that’s why he hated the USSR, because they had (((state power))) Like when he turned away Jewish converts to the church from trying to get asylum in the US during the Holocaust
The Salt Lake Tribune
DONATE
The key distinction Clark saw between the faith's law and contemporary socialist and communist movements was state power. "It was not contemplated that the church should own everything," he insisted, "or that we should become in the church, with reference to our property and otherwise, the same kind of automaton, mannequin, that communism makes out of the individual, with the state standing at the head in place of the church."
Of course, the main reference point Clark had was the dictatorial regime of the Soviet Union.
So he thought about the question of socialism in terms of state authority and civil liberties, an approach characteristic of the Cold War.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 30/09/2026
J Reuben Clark also thought the government was controlled by Jews and he was an admirer of Hitler
The Salt Lakr Tribune
DONATE
That's in part because there is no one thing we can call "socialism." By the time of his death in 1926, Eugene Debs was a firm critic of the Soviet Union, even though he and Josef Stalin claimed to be "socialists." The politics of Vladimir Lenin and those of Bernie Sanders, America's best-known socialist politician, are profoundly different. When Clark denounced the Soviet Union, many Latter-day Saint socialists would have been right there with him, which probably would have frustrated all of them.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 30/09/2026
Ah okay, this is history for children
The Salt Lakt Trihme
DONATE
There are, of course, relatively few Christian socialists in the United States today. That is because, in 1917, the Bolshevik Party — a group of ideologues who enjoyed arguing about Marx
— seized power in Russia and established the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, a Marxist and atheist state that soon degenerated into an authoritarian dictatorship.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 30/09/2026
Oh you mean the prophet that forwarded this book?
FOREWORD by THE HON. EZRA TAFT BENSON
THE
BLACK HAMMER
A STUDY OF BLACK POWER, RED INFLUENCE AND WHITE ALTERNATIVES
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 29/09/2026
I’m saying “Jets kick off in 10 minutes and this coffee is hitting perfectly. Not gonna make it again” for the 700th time in a row
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 29/09/2026
Doubt
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 29/09/2026
You can’t make me care about the person spinning out about Brock Turner right now. Just going to refer you to the bumper sticker
LeFtIsts AGAINsT OTHer LeFtIsTs
SORRY BUT A LOT OF YOU ARE JUST REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 29/09/2026
I would like the Willem Dafoe in Clear and Present Danger pistol, please
Willem Dafoe in Clear and Present Danger
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/09/2026
Christ almighty, man.
Including the basement, the home is more than 10,000 square feet, with eight bedrooms, five bathrooms and two garages, according to Davis County property records. It has a separate structure described as a
"racquetball court." The home was most recently assessed at a market value of $710,889. But Andersen
said the cost to build was roughly $1 million.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/09/2026
This dipshit with the retracting hairline Hitler Youth Swoop committed four felonies to build *THIS*
The ugliest god damned house I’ve ever seen. With one bottom corner with no widows, which I can only assume is his Nazi sex dungeon
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/09/2026
The never failing principle about these guys is that every single one is some insecure white collar or sales bro completely unfulfilled in life so they have to pretend they’re just like their murderous drooling simpleton ancestors who suffered from tertiary syphilis
YoloSaint y
@Yolosonwater•1d
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Do you ever include yourself in your constant critique of LDS and Utah. Your point isnt wrong, just wondering if you are ever part of the solution you're proposing.
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Kirk Rollins @ @nicoraytruth • 1d
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"Kirk, we need you to work 10 hours a day on excommunications and travel across the country for the great purge. Are you okay with that?"
"President Oaks, I am your Porter Rockwell"
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/09/2026

Fucking dumb.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/09/2026
I want an A24 about this guy
I’M SHERIFF JOHN BUNNELL
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/09/2026
My 9 movies
POLICE ACADEMY
Police Academy
CITIZENS ON PATROL
POLICE ACADEMY 4
Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol
POLICE ACADEMY MISSION MOSCOW
Police Academy: Mission to Moscow
My 9 Movies
The 9 Movies That Shaped Who I Am
POLICE ACADEMY 2
Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment
ROLICE ACADEMYS
ANTBEACH
Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach
WILD THINGS
Wild Things
#My9Movies
POLICE ACADEMY 3
BACK IN TRAINING
Police Academy 3: Back in Training
POLICE ACADENY E
Police Academy 6: City Under Siege
SCHINDIARS LIST
Schindler's List
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/09/2026
It really was the perfect covid show; which, ironically, was its demise
WE JUST WATCHED SEVEN PEOPLE
STUPID THEMSELVES TO DEATH.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/09/2026
Yep. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/09/2026
Spider-Man: Pre-owned Day @redderbeanpaste.bsky.social
Joined May '23
Ngl I don't give a shit if you have two exact followers if you write this at someone
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isla @punishedisla.bsky.social • 1m
I'm right here at the shore, I could hold your head beneath the waves for an easier experience of providing us with better writing
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com • 10m
Joined Jun '23
If you're going to cry any time a 27 follower account criticizes you, maybe the internet isn't for you. That's what the
Block
Button
is for!
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/09/2026
"IM COMING FOR YOU, AND IM GONNA FU*KING KILL YOU."
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 27/09/2026
Every time I see “stay at home tradwife online influencer” in a story
Jack, just-say Mormon this is taking forever.
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