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maybe sam idk

@slayhound.bsky.social
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maybe sam idk @slayhound.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Hey we holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity here or what??
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maybe sam idk @slayhound.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Any enlightened haters that can provide some guidance??
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maybe sam idk @slayhound.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I clicked on a single video with a bear in it and now facebook knows i'm gay
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maybe sam idk @slayhound.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
*several times a day when on twitter* oh wait I live in Australia
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 20/11/2024
[estranged relative voice] I’m just here for the leftist tears 🤣
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Every time I see someone post this image it goes viral
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
me on twitter: i’m never leaving. i’m not locked in here with you. you’re locked in here with me 😈 me on bluesky: it’s sooo refreshing to leave the hellsite and start over. good vibes! we’re all lowbies now 😃 me on the maplestory forum i’ve been posting on since 2003: Im Going To Kill You For Real
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
whatchall know about a churkeychanga
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
not saying anything groundbreaking here, but I really think "politics as a form of content to be served up and consumed like all other forms of content" has been an enormous, underrated disaster in terms of giving folks the illusion of being informed while essentially being gamed like a drug addict
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
im on every app. im in your city, in your neighborhood. the sales associate who handed you a large when you asked for a medium? that was me. i am now behind you.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 19/11/2024
i’ve been seeing people joining bluesky saying their feeds are dull or slow and want more people to follow, i put together a startpack of people i think are very funny, smart, i’m friends with, and people we had on western kabuki!
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/11/2024
what?!?
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maybe sam idk @slayhound.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Hairdressers when you have thick hair: "you have thick hair"
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maybe sam idk @slayhound.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
walking my dog like, DOOMF SHITTTTSSS
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maybe sam idk @slayhound.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
My life is but a jest for onlookers 😟
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maybe sam idk @slayhound.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
where my gaunt lil ghoulies at?!?
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maybe sam idk @slayhound.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Just discovered micro sleeps. Absolutely game changer for driving when tired
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maybe sam idk @slayhound.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
working for a big company means you very frequently get an email that has a picture of a random white person and is like "a message from Steve" ... bitch who tf is Steve?? ? ?
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maybe sam idk @slayhound.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
No time for all that turkish ice cream man
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maybe sam idk @slayhound.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
"a child needs a father and mother" .... have you spoken to literally anyone about their relationship with their dad?
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maybe sam idk @slayhound.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I wish my bank app had stories. Need to know if my home-loan specialist gets down
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maybe sam idk @slayhound.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
gacha youtuber: TOP 5 tips you MUST do otherwise ur moms a CUNT!! and you'll shit yourself AT WORK ??!?
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maybe sam idk @slayhound.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
If Pokemon were real I'd eat bulbasaur cabbage
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maybe sam idk @slayhound.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
love being in sync with my girlies (same posts are recommended to us)
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maybe sam idk @slayhound.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
hate a bitch that emails "can you call me?" .... you need to die!!!
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maybe sam idk @slayhound.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I'm going to post a bunch of my old tweets here so soz in advance!
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I gotta say, Bluesky feels like my early days of Twitter, when it was FUN, when I first realized I was part of a great community. I'm finding you folks through replies to my posts -- followed back 600-ish people in the past few days. Thanks for finding me, folks. 🙏💙
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Gary Alexander @garyalexander.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
advice for new bluesky users: sometimes your old mutuals won't refollow you on here. the best way to react to this is to take it very personally, as a slight on your character. they're glad to be rid of you.
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