Reposted by FARTGOD44 ★Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 14/03/2026June and I had an idea for a bumper sticker and now it exists in real life 6962741036
FARTGOD44 ★ @slamslam.bsky.social · 29/01/2026it’s bagel and donut day at the office and there’s an evil energy looming about the atmosphere 000
FARTGOD44 ★ @slamslam.bsky.social · 21/01/2026i’m so fucking hungry i feel the festering mass crawling up my esophageal tube 000
FARTGOD44 ★ @slamslam.bsky.social · 23/12/2025at the bar on christmas eve hoping the divorced dads want to explore their sexuality 110
FARTGOD44 ★ @slamslam.bsky.social · 23/11/2025hey bro wanna come over and listen to shoegaze and rot on my bed for 4 hours. it’s gonna be miserable 010
FARTGOD44 ★ @slamslam.bsky.social · 03/11/20251. go to a restaurant alone 2. lose at minesweeper 3. post on instagram 4. order two sandwiches by myself 5. stare at a couple you thogujt were arguing but they’re just both annoying my life is lowkey awesome 020
FARTGOD44 ★ @slamslam.bsky.social · 01/11/2025i grow fonder of you in absence or some shit like that 100
Reposted by FARTGOD44 ★Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Everyone is 12 theory undefeated 834672635
FARTGOD44 ★ @slamslam.bsky.social · 24/10/2025in the war against perverts vs. sluts im taking the side of perverts #real 000
Reposted by FARTGOD44 ★onion person @junlper.beer · 12/10/2025this subreddit is insane i’m obsessed 944556407
FARTGOD44 ★ @slamslam.bsky.social · 09/10/2025hey bro. you are wise like the boss you have beautiful eyes like pim you are cool like charlie you are sexy like allan you are green like glep i’m happy you’re my smiling friend ❤️ 010
FARTGOD44 ★ @slamslam.bsky.social · 25/09/2025this is actually the best news i’ve seen in a while. FUCK SMART SHUFFLE!!! 010
FARTGOD44 ★ @slamslam.bsky.social · 25/09/20252000s music videos r so fucking funny for no reason 000
FARTGOD44 ★ @slamslam.bsky.social · 25/09/2025pros of trying to eat a lot of fiber : a lot of things idfk im not a doctor cons: i’ve Gotta poop so bad . 010
FARTGOD44 ★ @slamslam.bsky.social · 20/09/2025it’s really hard to feel sad all the time when i am this funny and smart and kind and humble, just feels like an injustice yk 000
FARTGOD44 ★ @slamslam.bsky.social · 20/09/2025on one of those old lirr trains that smell like dead old people 010
Reposted by FARTGOD44 ★jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 19/09/2025You can only live & travel within one region of the United States for the rest of your life. What are you picking? 418611
FARTGOD44 ★ @slamslam.bsky.social · 02/09/2025joe rogan with a scientific degree would have sh0t half of his guests for the stupid shit they say 010
Reposted by FARTGOD44 ★baz @whiteboymontreal.bsky.social · 21/08/2025tfw when the everything bagel be rubbin up against your cinnamon raisin bagel in the bag and u can taste the dried onion 🤤🤤🤤 111
FARTGOD44 ★ @slamslam.bsky.social · 14/08/2025the reason why strong arms literally don’t matter at all is because you don’t use them for backshots 100
Reposted by FARTGOD44 ★🎃 @mahler2.bsky.social · 14/08/2025this is my warrior cats oc marlboropaw. it eats cigarette butts and it has lung cancer 2132
Reposted by FARTGOD44 ★jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 09/08/2025you have my vote, Andrew Cuomo! 4256261102
FARTGOD44 ★ @slamslam.bsky.social · 18/07/2025open.spotify.com/track/0LIlnQ... yall aren’t tapped inopen.spotify.comYummyStinny Stone · Yummy · Song · 2025 020
Reposted by FARTGOD44 ★Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Here we are in America's beautiful heartland. Minecraft superflat world and the slimes squarching all around 313114
FARTGOD44 ★ @slamslam.bsky.social · 10/07/2025if i learn a lot about lighting electronics that would be dope as fuck honestly 010
