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Sky Witty Val

@skywittyval.bsky.social
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The earnestness of a child in the body of a 50-something educator. I joined Twitter for Conan, but Bluesky is for me. As a little treat.

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Joan Hussey Local Elections Matter @joanhussey1.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This nails it and hits all the right spots. 👇👇👇
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🕸️Jessie!🕸️ @jessisamess.gay · 09/08/2026
lil man is plotmaxxing he's schemepilled in his "heh heh heh" era
an orange and white tabby cat, lying on his side on a grey sofa. he's got his green eyes in like a half squint, his head is positioned kinda forward, he's making like a :3 face, and his paws are drawn up and overlapping. it kinda looks like he's hunched forward, rubbing his paws together, and giving a smirk
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I realize that there is a lot going on the world right now, but I’d like to share that today is our cat’s 5th birthday. Happy birthday, Iroh!! 🎉 Joy is resistance, and this guy brings us plenty of joy. ❤️
A very handsome gray and white cat stands in front of a background covered in suns. To his right is a signboard reading “HAPPY 5th BIRTHDAY MR. SUNSPOT.” To his left is a large rainbow “5” balloon and a cupcake with a number 5 candle and a sun decoration.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I've thought about your POLL so much, my brain went numb (Many people don't know, or assume, that NUMB ends in "b") I prefer DUMBO-crat as it contains the name of 1 of the most popular Disney characters of all-time! You're welcome for my attention to this very important matter! Beloved Icon-MRH
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Michigan Maple Man 🍁🇨🇦 🇬🇱🥄🌲🐓⛷️🚵🏼‍♀️🎻🏕️🔨💋🐝🪵🌻🌈❄️🛶💙📎🐸 @mimapleman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Even the #moon is dark and moody these days.
The full moon peeking out of dark, gloomy clouds.
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Peggy Stuart @peggystuart.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Official agencies confirmed the 2020 election was the most secure ever, with no votes changed or deleted. Documented facts stay the same no matter how often different claims are repeated. #LoserTrumpsElectionLies
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Gary Rogers 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦⚛️🎨🖌️ @garyrogersartist.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Einstein was right...
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EuniceforSC.bsky.social @euniceforsc.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I need more followers on BlueSky. If you're reading this, please share one of my posts so that I can reach more people. Do you know someone with a big BlueSky following who you could ask to follow me or post about me? I also have Instagram, YouTube, and Facebook under EuniceforSC..
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Last week we watched “Independence Day,” and tonight we’ve chosen “Air Force One.” The repetition of films featuring brave, competent presidents elicits a type of mourning. Once upon a time, we could let our hearts believe such scenarios. RIP optimism.
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Jon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
You're going to get left behind if you don't use Al." Leave me then. Leave me with my critical thinking skills, my ability to read and write long- form, and books without needing Al summaries.
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
What if this is the timeline, though? The Orange Menace continues to do unhinged acts all summer which grow in size and scope, until the alarm bells are so loud, the 25th has to be invoked. In the Fall. And the removal of the sitting president causes so much instability, we can’t have the midterms.
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Schrödinger’s Mitch McConnell.
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The most unbelievable part of this movie is the competent national leadership that listens to scientists. #IndependenceDay
A screenshot of a huge alien spacecraft looming over a major US city in the movie Independence Day.
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
We wanted something to celebrate today, so we decided it is our eldest cat’s birthday. The theme is cheese because it’s her favorite thing. Happy birthday Go-Go! 🧀🎂 (And sorry in advance for the neighbors’ tomfoolery tonight.)
Our 12 year old cat standing next to a foam cheese wedge holding an empty plate, while behind her a sign reads Say Cheese! Go-Go is twelve!
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
It's only Algae if it comes from the L'Algae region of France, otherwise it's Sparkling Slime
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CatDaMaMa @catdamama.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
On Obama Appreciation Day, let's honor a man of integrity, decorum, and respect — one who showed us what real leadership looks like. He is an intelligent, all-around good man, and he and his family represent what America should be.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Thank you President Obama. 🙏 I appreciate your honesty, intelligence, dignity, integrity, humility & humor. 👍 Looking forward to the opening of your Presidential Center this week! 👀 Wishing you & your family all the best & continued success, Mar🐫
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Pat Fuller @bannerite.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
#ObamaAppreciationDay
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Dovewoman 💙 🇺🇦 💙 @dovewoman.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Obama Appreciation Day June 14, 2026
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
hey its actually a gigantic problem that 1 of the 2 major political parties in this country are consistently claiming any election they dont win has been “stolen” or “rigged”
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Misery roll call: How painful is your trip to the pumps? Oregon Coast checking in:
Sign at Fred Meyer gas station advertising prices from 5.39 - 5.99 for gas and 6.39 for Diesel
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Blue moon, you saw me standing alone…
Beautiful May 2026 Blue Moon
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uppaalaska.bsky.social 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇦🇺🇬🇱🇵🇦🇺🇦 @uppaalaska.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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carolmac80💙🌈☮️🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇸🇺🇦🧿🌊 @carolmac80.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Everything is so stupid
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I’m just here for the posts by journalists who are purposely NOT at at the Correspondents Dinner and Anti-Democracy Circus, but are instead doing something important like deworming their pets or watching paint dry. These are the journalists I trust.
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Their Devil @iamdevil.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Make it make sense.
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
@torimartino.bsky.social - this pertains to your interests, I’d reckon. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkmBqv3c/
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Weather report #weather #tornado #twister #storm
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Amazon, which saved $4B in taxes under Trump's Big Ugly Bill, has cut 30,000 jobs since last October. Verizon, which saved $2B, plans to cut 15,000 jobs this year. Meta, which saved $3B, plans to lay off 20% or more of its workforce. Trickle-down economics is a cruel joke.
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Okay, but he’s also not a doctor. Even if we believe that he didn’t recognize that he was being depicted as Jesus (riiiiggght…) he is fully admitting that he’s stolen another kind of valor. If people were mad at Dr. Jill Biden for using her actual title, they should be super angry now.
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Just Lynn 💙🦋✌️🇺🇦 @shoredweller7.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Somehow I missed the genius of Christopher Guest’s “Best of Show” the first time around, so when I saw it was on Netflix, I had to watch in honor of my girl Catherine O’Hara. Imagine my surprise when I saw @michaelhitchcock.bsky.social as one of the first and most intense characters! Who knew? ❤️
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a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man is talking to the woman .
Alt: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man is talking to the woman .
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Feral Maui Hermit @mauigreg.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Even if you are 100% convinced that Democracy is already dead and our votes won't count... PLEASE VOTE ANYWAY! I'm begging everyone. There is a critical mass of voter turnout that will be too big to fix. Please vote, no matter how bleak it seems.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Not for nothing but if you have the resources to release the alien files, guess what else you have the resources to release?
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I tuned in just in time for the AMAZING Bad Bunny halftime show. What a beautiful homage to Puerto Rico and ALL of the countries of America. THAT’S how it should be done. That’s an All American halftime show.
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Put out our Valentine’s Day decorations, and for reasons, this year the Little People Cafe is being visited by the Rose family. Moira and Johnny are seated for the Sweetheart Brunch, while David and Alexis wander around in search of pastries and Wi-Fi. ❤️
A Fisher Price Little People Valentine play set, with Schitt’s Creek Little People figures on display throughout.
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Any day with Green Day in is a good day. Would someone be so nice as to alert me when Halftime happens?
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tmel1219.bsky.social @tmel1219.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
The Swiss Chalet, a family owned hamburger joint in Tillamook, OR. Great burgers and fries, delicious ice cream and shakes, Formica tables, decades of history. A true loss to our locals. Closed in early 2000s.
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
When I lived in California it was the Sacramento River, now in Oregon it is the Kilchis.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
When you don’t if it’s the weather or the news that’s making you more sad, that’s called treasonal depression.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Not to get too political but it would be nice if everything would stop getting worse.
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Durrell @durrell.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
If you make 130% of the federal poverty level, you qualify for SNAP. A family of four, making $40,560, qualifies for SNAP benefits meaning thousands of Missouri teachers qualify. I’m tired of the bullshit. Most of the people who receive snap benefits work.
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Edwin Hayward @edwinhayward.com · 27/10/2025
If you're young, you almost certainly have a superpower: vast amounts of energy. You won't realise it's a superpower until the kryptonite of ageing robs you of it. And then it'll be too late. So use it while you can.
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Diana Moskovitz @dianamoskovitz.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Found this video while explaining the Portland Frogs to someone. Enjoy!
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Corporate Socialism @chrisdorman.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Maybe it's time to attach strings to the subsidization of red states, like critical reasoning taught in all grades, more civics classes, and higher pay for better-credentialed teachers -- not out of largesse but to protect the rest of us. #enlightenedselfinterest
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 15/09/2025
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