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Sky Witty Val

@skywittyval.bsky.social
189 followers 325 following 515 posts

The earnestness of a child in the body of a 50-something educator. I joined Twitter for Conan, but Bluesky is for me. As a little treat.

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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Imagine my surprise to discover that I am over 200 years old. (Although sometimes I feel it.)
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I am so glad she found a friend who helped her out. It’s a tough old world out there, it’s a gift to find an ally!
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I LOVE YOU TOO, GRINNIN’ MILLIE! ❤️
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I live in Oregon, and I think I might drive right past the drop box, and walk my ballot into the courthouse this time around. I’m not paranoid, but I’m a little noid.
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It’s really ridiculous trying to buy anything anymore. Either you can’t find anything or what you do find is garbage or $200 - or both. Post capitalism is a joke for which we are all awaiting the punchline.
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Do you have access to any decent second hand stores? I find that everything bought new anymore is garbage. I’m trying to thrift as much as I can.
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I LOVE YOU TOO, STARING CONTEST MILLIE! ❤️ ( I blinked, you won.)
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It took YEARS to cultivate our feeds and they really can’t be replicated anywhere else. I could only leave completely because my feed became unusable. Plus most of the folks I followed went elsewhere.
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Twitter used to have all the smart and ridiculous humor. I miss 2014 Twitter every damn day. The bots and the billionaires took our joy and swapped it with anxiety.
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I LOVE YOU TOO, EXHAUSTED (ME TOO) MILLIE!! ❤️
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I had a BLT (minus the L) and a handful of Oreo cookies. I’m not sure what I fused, but it was tasty.
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I LOVE YOU TOO, INSULTINGLY CLEAN MILLIE! ❤️
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Joanie Loves Chachi. Even as a kid I could tell it was not good.
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I LOVE YOU TOO, BOTH-SIDES-ARE-YOUR-BEST-SIDE MILLIE! ❤️
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I LOVE YOU TOO, LAUGHING MILLIE! ❤️
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I LOVE YOU TOO, SAINT GUINEFORT DAY MILLIE! ❤️
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
So, I’m… prehistoric. Cool.
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I LOVE YOU TOO, ELEGANT MILLIE! ❤️
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Keep that vocabulary machine churning, my friend!
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Joan Hussey Local Elections Matter @joanhussey1.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This nails it and hits all the right spots. 👇👇👇
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Would it be too obvious to say cheese?
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I LOVE YOU TOO, INDIE ALBUM COVER MILLIE! ❤️
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I LOVE YOU TOO, MADE-IN-THE-SHADE MILLIE! ❤️😎
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I LOVE YOU TOO, CONFIDENT MILLIE! ❤️
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🕸️Jessie!🕸️ @jessisamess.gay · 09/08/2026
lil man is plotmaxxing he's schemepilled in his "heh heh heh" era
an orange and white tabby cat, lying on his side on a grey sofa. he's got his green eyes in like a half squint, his head is positioned kinda forward, he's making like a :3 face, and his paws are drawn up and overlapping. it kinda looks like he's hunched forward, rubbing his paws together, and giving a smirk
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I LOVE YOU TOO, INTROSPECTIVE MILLIE! ❤️
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I LOVE YOU TOO, ENNUI-STRICKEN MILLIE! ❤️
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I LOVE YOU TOO, AMUSED MILLIE! ❤️
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I LOVE YOU TOO, ANGELIC MILLIE! ❤️😇
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Holy shit.
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I LOVE YOU TOO, WISE MILLIE!❤️
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
We had an independent video store called “Movie Time” and it always smelled like popcorn and Ryan and I used to go there when we were dating, and years later they had a copy of “Scooby-Doo Cyber Chase” that our son Andrew rented a gazillion and one times.
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I LOVE YOU TOO, TURN-AROUND-BRIGHT-EYES MILLIE! ❤️
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Take me back to 2008 when we had a boxy 40” TV in an oak entertainment center with a glass door held shut with a magnet. The kids had their Wii hooked up, we had Disney Channel or Nickelodeon on, and a ton of DVDS to watch. If we needed more, the Video store was a quick drive away.
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I realize that there is a lot going on the world right now, but I’d like to share that today is our cat’s 5th birthday. Happy birthday, Iroh!! 🎉 Joy is resistance, and this guy brings us plenty of joy. ❤️
A very handsome gray and white cat stands in front of a background covered in suns. To his right is a signboard reading “HAPPY 5th BIRTHDAY MR. SUNSPOT.” To his left is a large rainbow “5” balloon and a cupcake with a number 5 candle and a sun decoration.
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I LOVE YOU TOO, MILLIE PLUS ONE! ❤️
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I’m excited that they are going to move him around so we can seek him out like a fuzzy little Where’s Waldo?!
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
They moved him from the spot he was in last week, so I had thought they got rid of him. I was very sad until my husband spotted him atop the fence!
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I LOVE YOU TOO, ZOOMIES MILLIE!❤️
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I've thought about your POLL so much, my brain went numb (Many people don't know, or assume, that NUMB ends in "b") I prefer DUMBO-crat as it contains the name of 1 of the most popular Disney characters of all-time! You're welcome for my attention to this very important matter! Beloved Icon-MRH
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I LOVE YOU TOO, WHIMSICAL MILLIE! ❤️
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
(1970) Anxiety Disorder Bad hair day Kick-ass Pumpkin-spiced Zone out
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I LOVE YOU TOO, LADY OF LEISURE MILLIE! ❤️
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
THAT’S the spirit!!
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Michigan Maple Man 🍁🇨🇦 🇬🇱🥄🌲🐓⛷️🚵🏼‍♀️🎻🏕️🔨💋🐝🪵🌻🌈❄️🛶💙📎🐸 @mimapleman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I fully endorse putting joy and family and rest over any obligations to the Capitalist machine. Enjoy your life, lady! There’s plenty of time to feed the hungry overlords! (Can you tell I’m in a *mood*?)
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I LOVE YOU TOO, RESPLENDENT MILLIE! ❤️
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Even the #moon is dark and moody these days.
The full moon peeking out of dark, gloomy clouds.
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I LOVE YOU TOO, BASHFUL MILLIE! ❤️
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I LOVE YOU TOO, HUNGRY HUNGRY MILLIE! ❤️
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