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Sky Witty Val

@skywittyval.bsky.social
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The earnestness of a child in the body of a 50-something educator. I joined Twitter for Conan, but Bluesky is for me. As a little treat.

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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I realize that there is a lot going on the world right now, but I’d like to share that today is our cat’s 5th birthday. Happy birthday, Iroh!! 🎉 Joy is resistance, and this guy brings us plenty of joy. ❤️
A very handsome gray and white cat stands in front of a background covered in suns. To his right is a signboard reading “HAPPY 5th BIRTHDAY MR. SUNSPOT.” To his left is a large rainbow “5” balloon and a cupcake with a number 5 candle and a sun decoration.
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Even the #moon is dark and moody these days.
The full moon peeking out of dark, gloomy clouds.
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Iroh concurs.
A grey and white cat sits in a box. He has a wise face.
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The most unbelievable part of this movie is the competent national leadership that listens to scientists. #IndependenceDay
A screenshot of a huge alien spacecraft looming over a major US city in the movie Independence Day.
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
We wanted something to celebrate today, so we decided it is our eldest cat’s birthday. The theme is cheese because it’s her favorite thing. Happy birthday Go-Go! 🧀🎂 (And sorry in advance for the neighbors’ tomfoolery tonight.)
Our 12 year old cat standing next to a foam cheese wedge holding an empty plate, while behind her a sign reads Say Cheese! Go-Go is twelve!
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Misery roll call: How painful is your trip to the pumps? Oregon Coast checking in:
Sign at Fred Meyer gas station advertising prices from 5.39 - 5.99 for gas and 6.39 for Diesel
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Blue moon, you saw me standing alone…
Beautiful May 2026 Blue Moon
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Must run in our online family:
Google AI being absolutely ridiculous, putting two letter “p”s in Valerie
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
My cat has similar interests
Gray and white looking smug inside a cardboard box.
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Put out our Valentine’s Day decorations, and for reasons, this year the Little People Cafe is being visited by the Rose family. Moira and Johnny are seated for the Sweetheart Brunch, while David and Alexis wander around in search of pastries and Wi-Fi. ❤️
A Fisher Price Little People Valentine play set, with Schitt’s Creek Little People figures on display throughout.
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Your Charlotte kind of favors our Iroh, but without his “nose booger” which is what we call his little brown nose spot.
Our gray and white cat Iroh sitting in a box.
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
My Iroh agrees
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Moon
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
The clouds this morning over Tillamook Bay on the Oregon Coast were pretty dang cool.
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
The world is what it is, but our cat had a birthday today and the theme was bananas and it was joyful as hell.
Our cat Iroh with his birthday banana and decorations Iroh in front of a sign reading “Iroh is four, let’s go bananas!”Iroh on his fourth birthday, with banana decorationsIroh licking his birthday banana
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Iroh as a little smitten! Now he’s almost 4 years old!!
The world’s cutest kitten wrapped snuggly under a blanket.
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Don’t forget to go outside and touch trees and talk to the moon or whatever. Breathe deep. Draw strength from nature.
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
I’ve been test driving all the available trauma responses and I have to say… freeze has always worked incredibly well for me. Although I often pepper in flight for variety. The good ol’ 1-2 punch of “run and hide?” Chef’s kiss. 🤌🏻
An infographic listing the characteristics of each of the four trauma responses: Fight, flight, freeze, and fawn.
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
IROH LOVES YOU TOO, MILLIE! 🩷
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Can’t think of a better way to spend our 26th wedding anniversary! 💜
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
We made it to Original Song. Lord, the amount of times I’ve watched this episode. I got to teach Zoe about the “cockblocking piano.” All these years later and I still remember the memes.
A screenshot from Glee’s “Original Song” episode wherein a long awaited Klaine make out session is interrupted by a keyboard closeup in a scene jump. The fandom was in uproar.
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
This is me, circa 1991, dressed as the Crayola Easter Bunny at a Hallmark Gold Crown store in Sacramento, CA. If you were terrorized by me, you may be eligible for compensation.
A half cute, half creepy Easter bunny sat outside a Hallmark store in 1991.
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
@samitch.bsky.social @jacobreyesdfw.bsky.social @mslindsayy.bsky.social Zoe and I are doing a Glee rewatch. Today we landed on “Never Been Kissed.” It has been 15 years, I felt I was ready, I was sure I’d be fine. When I saw the staircase, I was not fine.
The Dalton Academy staircase from the TV show “Glee.”
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
My daughter painted a portrait of our cat. Please take a moment to admire them both.
Our adorable yet always concerned cat Iroh next to a museum-quality portrait of himself.
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Moony McMoonface 😍
The bright and beautiful full moon
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Today is my birthday- guess how old I am?
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I was hoping Conan would put on a slip-on tux a la The Audiencey Awards. But this one is nice, too. #AcademyAwards #ConanOBrien
Conan O’Brien center stage of the Oscars, dressed in a spiffy tux.
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
No football for us today, instead we are watching a cinematic masterpiece set in a sane country. 🇨🇦
A scene from “Strange Brew” set in the Great White North.
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
No cheating, your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist. Yes!!
Conan O’Brien, lunching at the American Girl Cafe with his doll Agnes Schweitzhoffer.
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I miss it so much…
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Ending the year with the best entertainment known to man…or doll. #IYKYK #NYE #ImStillWithCoco
Conan O’Brien has a meal with his doll Agnes at the American Girl Cafe.
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I am taking a break from Thanksgiving prep and I gotta say - I’m having a wonderful time. I love the holidays. I am letting not even one person steal my joy. Persistence is resistance. Keep on keeping on, my friends! Our cat Iroh co-signs.
A cat snoozes in front of a pillow which is decorated in Thanksgiving colors and depicts a similar cat and  the word “Thankful.”
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
For many moons (pun very intended) I used to share my Full Moon Fever photos at that *other* place, but now I shall do so here. #FullMoon #OregonCoast #MoonyMcMoonface
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Sky Witty Val @skywittyval.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
Here I started this brand new account, and immediately got busy with Thanksgiving prep and neglected y’all straight out of the gate. I do apologize. Blame the pumpkin pie.
Snoopy and Woodstock enjoying pumpkin pie
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