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The better I get at improv, the more insufferable I become

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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 12m
I think that I have to log off from reality now
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 17m
I didn’t really know who Angie Nixon was until ten seconds ago and I can tell you that I’ll ride with her into fucking Valhalla
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 1h
Hey remember when literally every person who isn't a fucking pile of pig shit said that Newsom was a fucking pile of pig shit?
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 1h
I see a pretty easy solution
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 1h
This lady posts a new comedy sketch every 20 hours. One of our hardest-working Americans
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 2h
Why does this exist
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 2h
I feel like a procedural, political remedy isn't really appropriate when one is a danger to the WORLD Let's maybe talk about what we're talking about here
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 2h
"Revisionist historian went to DOJ headquarters to present his case that former president, his associates weren’t treated fairly" Then what happened?
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 2h
Brundle’s moment of lucidity and coherence at the (his) very end utterly broke me when I finally understood what I was seeing at twelve, thirteen years old, when before it was just a monster movie.
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 5h
Every single human being involved with this process should be subjected to exactly the same treatment.
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 5h
It's October now. I can have beef and mushroom stew for breakfast and there's not a goddamn thing you can do about it.
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 6h
There is a very famous video of Chris Hitchens undergoing waterboarding and IMMEDIATELY losing his shit and understanding it for what it is. Every conservative Supreme Court Justice should likewise have to experience a botched execution. Maybe two or three.
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 6h
Nominating Emma for Suctionary of State
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 7h
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 18h
Hello. I just became the fucking joker.
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 18h
The best show and the best character in TV history
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Leslie Knope: Do It. Fierce. Power.
ALT: Leslie Knope: Do It. Fierce. Power.
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 18h
Challengers from Challengers
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 18h
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Rifftrax Whurwilf
ALT: Rifftrax Whurwilf
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 19h
One of my favorite things is when I see a trailing post by Kathryn and I try to guess what she’s possibly responding to and I am nowhere fucking close
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 19h
I would have to know everything about this story already to know why the fuck I’m reading this story. Dogshit reporting at every level here.
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 19h
If there’s one place I gotta give it to the current admin it’s the normalization of the concept of assassination.
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 19h
quick reminder to all enemies abroad that he's a legitimate target
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Career ender for literally any politician other than the most racist in the history of this country
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I basically jacked off to this yesterday (basically), but only approximately twelve people whose votes impact anything even know about it
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This isn't magic; this is Mass Effect
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Where do I begin? Banker Sam Wheat (me) and my artist girlfriend Molly Jensen move into a Tribeca loft with the help of Sam's (my) best friend and co-worker Carl Bruner.
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This movie is fucking brilliant top to bottom and I'm mad that it wasn't until a couple years ago that I recognized Emily Perkins as having originated the role of young Bev in "IT"
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good. Piss them off. See how that goes for you, Todd, you and your obvious drinking weight gain.
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kinda thinking that maybe Tywin Lannister and Gregor Clegane had the right idea
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
up next eric schmitt is going to confront billionaire bruce wayne and make him admit that he is secretly superman
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eric Wareheim, who he kind of looks like a little bit, is fifty years old and looks five years younger. (Also, buy Eric Wareheim's cookbook, "Foodheim," it's really good!) (I receive no compensation from Eric Wareheim)
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The fuck is this? They absolutely believed all of them. They know it's true. They actively, affirmatively, profoundly are glad it's true.
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Blenheim Cavaliers are, obectively, God's greatest creations
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
Google
Dario Amodei
Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
OpenAl

Elon Musk
XAI

Jensen Huang
nvidia “Unites States”
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All rapists gotta die >> 25% of all purchases go to SA charities argd.online
argd.online
ARGD.
ARGD is a global anti-rape movement built around protection, deterrence, survivor support, and a community determined to fight sexual violence.
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rick Scott committed crimes against humanity levels of fraud and should not be vertical
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
These kinds of lies should be capital offenses.
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Moraa Unredacted @omoraa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don’t make legends out of them by calling them the Cornell 7. Call them what they are: the Cornell rapists.
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In a more dignified time the only answer would be seppuku
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Kolchak The Night Stalker
ALT: Kolchak The Night Stalker
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/09/2026
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Huge bummer when you’re just innocently trying to join and promote a movement that hates Black people, immigrants, and Jews — but then you discover that they have a dark side. apple.news/A9g-feRPSTme...
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Man, when *I* was 38, all I heard about was TIDE PODS of abuses! folks,
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I promised myself that I wouldn't buy any more new books until I got through my backlog. But now Other Worlds Than These *and* Off the Reservation are coming out seven mother fucking days apart and it's gonna make me into a fucking liar.
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What's truly pathetic is how few people recognize just how fucking pathetic this is
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes, obviously, Coach is right about all of this and Musk is a generational fraud but let's just take a moment away from that and bask in the majesty of a Remo Williams reference
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you still believe that Musk or any of his business ventures or anything he's working on is real, I feel bad for you and wonder how it is you feed and dress yourself every day.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Someday people will learn this whole thing is the most obvious scam in history but that day is not today. The only reason Musk got away with any of this is because Americans are largely suckers looking to be scammed and the tech press is the tip of the spear of the whole scam.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Further proof that Musk is doing a Remo Williams. He's pretending to build rockets that might someday work by getting 10B in taxpayer funds and spending 1B blowing it up and pocketing the other 9B and then asking for another 10B. His rockets will never work because they aren't supposed to.
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Honda successfully launched and landed its own reusable rocket
Will SpaceX have more competition?
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Whoa can't believe we finally get to see @robdelaney.bsky.social's wife's and karate instructor's training sessions. Looks intense! Hiiii-yah!
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