Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Danny Thomas's Choreographed Fash Mobs drink their own piss. 010
Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Small water Balloons filled with gloss paint, old engine oil and sand. Practice on these cunts because when the ones with guns come after you, it'll be too late. 020
Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Accompanied my kid (18yo) for their first tattoo as nervous and I'm a good dad. I know the artist so was chatting with him as he did this massive back piece on someone. As a joke, I asked him if it was difficult to do and could I do a bit. The guy in the table never moved so fast before. 120
Reposted by DannyHypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026“What if we released malware represented in the form of a cute avatar” is an actual business plan now.engadget.comDots are OpenAI's new personal agents and soon you'll be able to control several of them - EngadgetSure, seems safe. 631179384
Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You know what probably happened? The UK and US secret services were probably monitoring a UK based terror cell. Unrelated, some chancers decided to steal diesel. Local plod couldn't deal with 3 vans so called in help. Trump then tried to take credit for foiling their plot. In the meantime 100
Reposted by DannyJohn Bull @garius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A cash-strapped rural police force struggles to deal with Red Diesel gangs. Until its chief inspector realises can get the Met Police to deal with the problem... ...if he pretends they're Iranian. A new six part comedy starring Toby Jones. 641236367
Reposted by Dannydr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry 7774321390
Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It's finally 25°C in the bedroom with the window open. It means we no longer have to sleep with the fan on all night. 120
Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Fun memory from our holiday in Germany. In one restaurant the toilet doors had H and D on them. I told my wife it stood for Her's and Dudes. 000
Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Had a group of friends on the range this morning from all different parts of Europe. I asked if they had any Yorkshire in them. But bottled the follow up question. 000
Reposted by DannySouth Carolina Department of Propaganda @southcarolinadop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Release the #EpsteinFiles! 10336391230
Reposted by DannyMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"Poor, sad, stupid orange white man. He would sell his soul—and country—for a few hollow words of praise." 671104212440
Reposted by DannyDave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger. 442228731
Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026No, the fascists don't have "legitimate concerns" the leaders like Farage, Robinson and Tommo have orders from foreign paymasters and their idiot followers have racism. 000
Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Farage and The current fascists seem to want to return to a time of the 1950s or earlier. I agree. In those days fascists were greeted with rocks thrown by children and handbags with house bricks in them carried by working class housewives. 000
Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026960 years ago on the 25th September 1066 Harald Hardradar was killed at the battle of Stamford Bridge. Effectively ending the Viking age. Things went downhill in the UK ever since. 021
Reposted by Danny👻 🎃 🦇 Bela Lughosti's Dad 🏳️⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God they just fucking love that passive voice don't they? WHO SLASHED THE FUCKING DINGHY AMELIA AND DIANE?theguardian.comPolice arrest far-right activist Daniel Thomas after dinghy slashed in ChannelThirty-seven-year-old in custody on suspicion of crimes including criminal damage with intent to endanger life 45614
Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The RNLI should carry 500ml bottles of week old piss. 020
Reposted by DannyPaul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026No, arresting ‘Danny Tommo’ won’t make him a martyr. *Not* arresting him will fuel his agenda. 611252252
Reposted by DannyCurious Iguana @curiousiguana.eurosky.social · 22/09/2026Of course, trying to explain that all of those things are, in fact, different would be like explaining algebra to a ferret 051
Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Burnham there just sitting silently. He's weaker than wet bog roll. 153
Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026That's nowt, I can tell the time on a clock without using my hands. And it's maths. 010
Reposted by DannyPirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I wonder if "Tommo" knows that the sentence for violence during maritime piracy is life in prison. Perhaps someone should tell him. Preferably a judge. 4349
Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Saying, "you can do mine next, mate" whenever a neighbour is washing a car". 010
Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/20261. With all his millions, Why is he using the NHS if he hates it so much. 2. Farage has only got one ball, Tice has two but very small... 010
Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Whenever I hear the name of football manager Regis Le Bris I always think he should be a butcher in Royston Vasey. 120
Reposted by DannyMrPaulRobinson @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"I came to your club once and I laughed and laughed and laughed. It was the night it burnt down." 2311
Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I recommend ordering some of their tea towels. Their knots one is especially great. Frame it and hang it in your kitchen. Those with sheds / garages and home workshops, the boats one is a beauty. 000
Reposted by Danny👻 🎃 🦇 Bela Lughosti's Dad 🏳️⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026People seem to be enjoying this video of the UK far right figure Danny Tommo getting twatted in the head by a bottle of piss. No idea why. But here it is. Enjoy. 78621
Reposted by DannyChris Kendall @ottocr.at · 21/09/2026Should have been “what shall we do with the sunken Nazi”, kicking myself, in my defence it is still ear-ly in the morning 11084
Reposted by DannyEoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You’re right—that plane shouldn’t have gone there. That’s my fault, and I should have made sure there wasn’t a terminal in the landing path. Would you like me to call emergency services, or assist with lining up takeoffs? 25982421644
Reposted by DannyBladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Palantir should not have a seat in the house of Lords. Tom Watson shouldn't be allowed to work for Palantir and be a Lord he should be fired ASAP. 20663232
Reposted by DannyMax B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 20/09/2026A lament for American losses. 23610
Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026We needed a plant stand for our yard. So I made one. 020
Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Cancelled each other out. We had a couple of good chances, so did they. Nil nil probably fair. #lufc 000
Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This has to be one of the worst refs in the premier League. #lufc 000
Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026We're letting them get into this. Need to make a change. #lufc 100
Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Trafford is looking like the bargain of the season. #lufc 000
Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026How's that not a free kick? Yet another shit ref. #lufc 000
Reposted by DannyLuke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 19/09/2026this tweet is NINE years old and is still the best trans rights policy advice out there 366491686
Reposted by DannyPaul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026There is no middle ground with the kind of people who attack the RNLI. We don’t need to ‘listen’ to them. We need to tell them where to go. 751935432