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Danny

@skirmishmonkey.bsky.social
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Early twitter exile. Once from Yorkshire, now an immigrant in the EU. Owner of Malta Archery. Archery as it was used in ancient times.

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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Danny Thomas's Choreographed Fash Mobs drink their own piss.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Small water Balloons filled with gloss paint, old engine oil and sand. Practice on these cunts because when the ones with guns come after you, it'll be too late.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Accompanied my kid (18yo) for their first tattoo as nervous and I'm a good dad. I know the artist so was chatting with him as he did this massive back piece on someone. As a joke, I asked him if it was difficult to do and could I do a bit. The guy in the table never moved so fast before.
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Brilliant!
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
“What if we released malware represented in the form of a cute avatar” is an actual business plan now.
engadget.com
Dots are OpenAI's new personal agents and soon you'll be able to control several of them - Engadget
Sure, seems safe.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You know what probably happened? The UK and US secret services were probably monitoring a UK based terror cell. Unrelated, some chancers decided to steal diesel. Local plod couldn't deal with 3 vans so called in help. Trump then tried to take credit for foiling their plot. In the meantime
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A cash-strapped rural police force struggles to deal with Red Diesel gangs. Until its chief inspector realises can get the Met Police to deal with the problem... ...if he pretends they're Iranian. A new six part comedy starring Toby Jones.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nigel Farage is a shit stirring cunt. Pass it on.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's finally 25°C in the bedroom with the window open. It means we no longer have to sleep with the fan on all night.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fun memory from our holiday in Germany. In one restaurant the toilet doors had H and D on them. I told my wife it stood for Her's and Dudes.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Had a group of friends on the range this morning from all different parts of Europe. I asked if they had any Yorkshire in them. But bottled the follow up question.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
FFS, England's defence. Left Trafford no chance.
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MC Squared @mcsquared.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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South Carolina Department of Propaganda @southcarolinadop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Release the #EpsteinFiles!
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Poor, sad, stupid orange white man. He would sell his soul—and country—for a few hollow words of praise."
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No, the fascists don't have "legitimate concerns" the leaders like Farage, Robinson and Tommo have orders from foreign paymasters and their idiot followers have racism.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Farage and The current fascists seem to want to return to a time of the 1950s or earlier. I agree. In those days fascists were greeted with rocks thrown by children and handbags with house bricks in them carried by working class housewives.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
960 years ago on the 25th September 1066 Harald Hardradar was killed at the battle of Stamford Bridge. Effectively ending the Viking age. Things went downhill in the UK ever since.
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👻 🎃 🦇 Bela Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God they just fucking love that passive voice don't they? WHO SLASHED THE FUCKING DINGHY AMELIA AND DIANE?
theguardian.com
Police arrest far-right activist Daniel Thomas after dinghy slashed in Channel
Thirty-seven-year-old in custody on suspicion of crimes including criminal damage with intent to endanger life
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The RNLI should carry 500ml bottles of week old piss.
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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No, arresting ‘Danny Tommo’ won’t make him a martyr. *Not* arresting him will fuel his agenda.
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Curious Iguana @curiousiguana.eurosky.social · 22/09/2026
Of course, trying to explain that all of those things are, in fact, different would be like explaining algebra to a ferret
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Burnham there just sitting silently. He's weaker than wet bog roll.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That's nowt, I can tell the time on a clock without using my hands. And it's maths.
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Pirate Redux @pirateredux.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I wonder if "Tommo" knows that the sentence for violence during maritime piracy is life in prison. Perhaps someone should tell him. Preferably a judge.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Saying, "you can do mine next, mate" whenever a neighbour is washing a car".
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
1. With all his millions, Why is he using the NHS if he hates it so much. 2. Farage has only got one ball, Tice has two but very small...
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Whenever I hear the name of football manager Regis Le Bris I always think he should be a butcher in Royston Vasey.
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MrPaulRobinson @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"I came to your club once and I laughed and laughed and laughed. It was the night it burnt down."
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I recommend ordering some of their tea towels. Their knots one is especially great. Frame it and hang it in your kitchen. Those with sheds / garages and home workshops, the boats one is a beauty.
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👻 🎃 🦇 Bela Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
People seem to be enjoying this video of the UK far right figure Danny Tommo getting twatted in the head by a bottle of piss. No idea why. But here it is. Enjoy.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Saw a reverse mime artist today in Valletta.
A glass box with an invisible person inside it trying to get out.
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Chris Kendall @ottocr.at · 21/09/2026
Should have been “what shall we do with the sunken Nazi”, kicking myself, in my defence it is still ear-ly in the morning
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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You’re right—that plane shouldn’t have gone there. That’s my fault, and I should have made sure there wasn’t a terminal in the landing path. Would you like me to call emergency services, or assist with lining up takeoffs?
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Palantir should not have a seat in the house of Lords. Tom Watson shouldn't be allowed to work for Palantir and be a Lord he should be fired ASAP.
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Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 20/09/2026
A lament for American losses.
He's destroyed the Oval Office. He's destroyed the East Wing. He's destroyed the Reflecting Pool. He's destroying the Kennedy Center. He's destroyed the economy. He's destroyed the military. He's destroying the Postal Service. He's destroyed our alliances. He's destroyed the free press. He's destroyed the rule of law.
 
He's destroyed the lives of America's immigrant community. He's destroyed American society. He's destroyed all of our futures for at least a generation. He's contaminated our food supply. He's destroying our national parks and protected lands. He's destroyed our health and safety regulations. He's destroyed trust in our elections. He's destroying the air we breathe and the water we drink. He's destroyed a century's worth of progress and civil rights gains.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We needed a plant stand for our yard. So I made one.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cancelled each other out. We had a couple of good chances, so did they. Nil nil probably fair. #lufc
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This has to be one of the worst refs in the premier League. #lufc
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We've been awful so far this half. #lufc
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We're letting them get into this. Need to make a change. #lufc
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trafford is looking like the bargain of the season. #lufc
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Diving cunt Wharton.
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tanaka got his skyboots on again. #lufc
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Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How's that not a free kick? Yet another shit ref. #lufc
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 19/09/2026
this tweet is NINE years old and is still the best trans rights policy advice out there
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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There is no middle ground with the kind of people who attack the RNLI. We don’t need to ‘listen’ to them. We need to tell them where to go.
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